compliments on one's manhood

[aleemkhann]

I wish i was so comfortable around naked men as to go around complimenting them on their endowments.
i'm usually so conscious i don't even look

 

[tylerhart]

I remember in highschool when I hot guy was always called "The Tripod", of course I knew it was about his manhood but I still wonder how he got the nick.

Also, I know this cute guy in YM who loves getting compliments about his manhood.
He always tells stories about how he always get himself in situations where he's naked and other people gets O_O stares at his manhood. Well I guess the compliments are well-founded (since his is really big) but he really loves showing off and being complimented.

 

[neruda]

Theres a gorgeous guy who runs on the same route as me
He's shirtless(duh) and sweats gloriously and we've stopped by at traffic lights together
Much as Ive wanted to I dont dare tell him how beautiful I think he is

 

[SilverRRCloud]

I'd have little reservations with people I know very well and am very good friends with, with people I am having sex with or with people, who are my gay friends and are open about it.

Everybody else is a clear No Do.

SC

 

[theFallenGod]

Maybe it's just me... I am rather well endowed and I personally can't stand when people compliment me on my size... I get it at bathroom stalls ... in the gym... and all the time in the bedroom.... I'm sorry but it kinda makes me feel like thats the only reason that someone is taking an interest in me...

I remember in gym class when I was in high school. we had these tacky little gym uniforms and mine made my bulge stand out more than anything and this little black girl walked by me and saw my package and yelled out for the entire gym to hear " Thats the biggest dick I've seen on a white boy" I was utterly embarrassed and to this day I still have issues with people commenting on it...

 

[Danugh]

There are certain things you just don't do and telling a perfect stranger he has nice balls and a big penis is one of them.

 

[weasley]

everybody has some ability to judge the situation, if it's alright to say something i'm sure he'll know. u obviously wouldn't go up to a random girl and say "i love your tits", not when u're sober and not under a dare. my roomate borrowed condoms from me before and found out they're not big enough for him, then i commented about his giant frankfurt and dare him to prove it, and he did. too bad he's some goody two-shoe so i didn't have a chance to tagteam with him lol
another time, a girl across the hall i knew on a hello and bye bases once randomly said to me that she heard that i'm hung like a horse, awkward cuz i didn't know her. so it's all about the situation!

 

[blackbeltninja]

There are certain things you just don't do and telling a perfect stranger he has nice balls and a big penis is one of them.

Now you must just KNOW that if even NewBoy - probably the least shy and most upfront JUBber in the history of JUB - knows it's a bad idea, it's a bad idea.

The limit I would use on someone I don't know would be at the gym if we were working out near each other/in the pool together/in the steamroom together and started chatting - then I MIGHT comment that he is in good shape if indeed he is.

But saying "hey - nice cock!" to a stranger is just not right.

-d-

 

[mooki33]

I'm 8.5 inches and semi-thick. I get compliments on it all the time. It's flattering. I just say thank you and let them go on with the blow job.

 

[trupale]

yeah, im in high school and since most of the guys in the locker room do gay stuff we just say shit like "dude your fucking huge" or nice ass. lol. its funny and everyone thinks everyone is straight soo. .

 

[Luv_Trail]

I wouldnt complement someone on how big their cock is... They did nothing to achieve that size...its Mother Nature's doing...

 

[weasley]

damn, there isn't one single gay/bi guy on my soccer team back in hs, or i didn't know. yes, there's a lot of horsing around in the lockerroom, i remember whenever i bend over to drink from the waterfountain someone would rush over to grab my ass. it happened so often that after a while i stopped looking up to see whose hand was on ass lol

 

[Danugh]

yeah, im in high school and since most of the guys in the locker room do gay stuff we just say shit like "dude your fucking huge" or nice ass. lol.

Not sure if i believe this story but i gotto tell yah it is hilarious. I cracked up.

 

[baxter23]

Any guy`s should bee happy getting compliments about their dick....
wtf,, it`s only a penile, but it`s the best part, small,long, thin or thick
yes, I love looking at penis all the time
yep, i`m def BI, my GF at work in estland for 2 months
and, yep, i`m VERY drunk now

 

[cellular]

Ok,i can believe the highschool story.i was in a boys only highschool myself and the things str8 guys do to other str8 guys are like that. They pretend to romp one another in the ass forcefully, they pretend to give other guys blowjobs, they use to love telling the other guy that if he was a chick, he would Fuck him.They also did it to me, im gay, but it wasnt really intended as sexual. More as fun. I know the difference.

 

[hermanding]

fredr, what did your uncle reply???
ding

 

[Underdog]

have you ever paid someone compliments on how big his dick or balls are?
have you ever received such compliments?
I love doing it in locker-rooms when I go to the swimming-pool, and when i'm more or less alone with just one other guy.
it started about 2 years ago, when I saw the lowest-hanging balls in my life. I went "what a beautiful set of testicles you have! i wish I had the same!". The guy blushed and cupped his balls!
I did it again last summer, with my uncle. He wore speedos because he has a pool at home. I couldn't help saying "you're well-hung, aren't you?"

I'd say mind your own business unless the guy is a close friend of yours and wouldn't mind the comment. You have passed a boundary there for locker room and acquaintance etiquette.

You may just get socked in the jaw sometime if you're not careful.

 

[Nude Beach 18cm]

My cock, balls, and ass have all received complements at the nude beach. (The local beach is almost exclusively guys) Some of which were obvious come ons, others were just complements. The only time I was offended (after all, if you're at the nude beach, you shouldn't have a problem with people looking.) was when a guy said my dick was "pretty". He had a tone that indicated that he thought I was showing off for him and that he was definitely not interested.
If you get a nice comment and want to continue the flirtation, I think the best response is "Thanks. It feels even better than it looks." (If you get beat up, you probably picked the wrong time to say that)

If I saw a stranger's junk because of the situation (locker room shower, restroom, etc), I wouldn't comment unless I was positive he wanted me to see.

 

[MrBarbrey]

Well once or twice while taking a piss at a public restroom while putting it away i've looked up a couple times and the guy at the stall beside me has had some pretty big smiles thats far as it has went with guys now with women i've had my share compliments with the you show me yours i show you mine she shows me some tits i pull out my cock her jaw drops yea

 

[stickorock]

Compliments? Never - my mates tease me and make fun of my small cock - not nastily though. Because it is the smallest, and I have the nickname Tiddler. In fact some people call me Tiddler and have no idea where the name came from and what it refers to. That makes me smile Perhaps being called Tiddler is a compliment. Because they tease me and discuss my cock size, it makes it eazsoier for me to imply a compliment by saying I wish my cock was more like theirs. Most of mthem don't know I'm gay / bi.