Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[refujiunderground]

My str8 female neighbour does that A LOT, and I don't know what's the BF's technique but he keeps her screaming for hours in complete disregard of the neighbourhood... it is REALLY annoying... not mentioning that when the BF's is not here she's playing the oboe... exercising rather... or even worse, having loud chatty giggly female friends around... they love to pretend singing the opera together... I sometimes wish weapons were legal in the country...

She's turning me misogynistic...

you should record her and her boyfriend's sexual healing episodes and put it on youtube for the world to hear. maybe they'll stop when they realize that they're the talk of the neighborhood.

 

[refujiunderground]

you know... these news people have no conscience or heart whatsoever. they actually interviewed a child whose little brother got killed by a bus in long island when the driver avoided a dumbass that was crossing the street in its direction and accidently crashed into a house. the child was aware that his brother died but he didn't understand though. the news reporter had the nerve to say that "the kid doesn't understand his family's terrible lost". of course, he's a child. i HATE, HATE, HATE it when the news attempts to interview people that are grieving after experiencing some tragedy or worst yet, the loss of a love one. you see that they're not in their right minds, crying their eyes out, experiencing pain and etc. have some respect for the family, friends, and relatives. rest in peace to that kid though. that dumbass that walked in front of the bus should be charged with murder.

 

[refujiunderground]

How do you know the guy you with has big duck or not?

from his diameter of his index& thumb..when he making ok sign

I notice we have dick girth not bigger than our ok sign when our thumb bind together with index finger..
if he's able to make perfect "O" while he holding his wand

that means he's big

it depends on how long your fingers though, so..long fingers+ big hand= big dick

i can tell you right now that this is a lie.

 

[xbuzzerx]

That poster reminded me of when I was young and I heard an urban myth that if the palm of your hand is bigger than your face you have AIDS. lol.

 

[refujiunderground]

That poster reminded me of when I was young and I heard an urban myth that if the palm of your hand is bigger than your face you have AIDS. lol.

or the myth that the bigger shoe size you have, the more likely you have a big dick. lies.

 

[xbuzzerx]

Can I have my own peace of mind, then?

because that's what I experienced fujie If a guy has big girth, he usually has ok penis- not less than 5/6 inch
I never met one with big girth and very short length, that's an anomaly

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my name is not "that poster"

newbie..

I meant the actual diagram... not you lol.

 

[zoltanspawn]

BTW, anyone can create the 'white light experience' if they follow the protocol.

More on this? What is the WLE and what is the protocol?

 

[xbuzzerx]

Johann, just because I'm thoroughly confused, can you explain to me how the white light experience (self induced) came up in reference to alien abduction? Were you just commenting on the coincidence that people experience that in both cases?

 

[Nishin]

Yesterday was full moon... (I usually can't sleep either the night before or after the full moonnight)
just sayin'

 

[Lefty]

Our own Mr. Monocle,Johann B, busted Eleven Grand at JUBberville

The party's at Rancho San Rafael Park, Reno...Balloons and everything

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[G-Lexington]

Somebody started a "Facebook group" to promote heavy metal groups in the area, and named it GollyWood. No, I don't know why. Anyway, he then "added" about a hundred people into the group...and made them all admins of the group. That means we all got emails anytime somebody joined the group or posted in it. I posted a thread in the group saying "Delete me from this group". The guy who started responded in a snarky manner saying I should do it myself - that is, if I wasn't so lazy and Facebook illiterate. I told him, "Hey, I'm facebook-savvy enough to know not to give everybody I invite to a group admin powers. Either delete me from this group, or I'm changing the look of the page to add rainbows and gay unicorns. You have six hours." We argued some more, with him saying I "didn't know who I was dealing with", and threatened to post my IP addresses.

A bit past the deadline, though, I was removed. A bit of a shame, as I had already picked out a new cover photo. An anthropomorphic unicorn with a rainbow mane sliding his pants over his ass, with the words "Even when most guys wouldn't...Golly Would!" emblazoned across.

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^
Lex - that's hilarious! You should have done it.

Excuse my ignorance, but what if he posted your IP number? What could most people do with it if they had it???
I thought all sites get your IP number when you visit their page ?

 

[maxpowr9]

I think I need a mental vacation. I have just spilled coffee on the floor and have broken two wine glasses from knocking them over in the past week.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I think I need a mental vacation. I have just spilled coffee on the floor and have broken two wine glasses from knocking them over in the past week.

maybe you should just stop drinking.

(just kidding)

 

[pat grimshaw]

I could "confess" lots of stuff but the whole notion of "confessing" just sounds SO Catholic and morally bogus that I can't and won't. (perhaps I might if mention it another thread)

 

[Lefty]

Max...

Switch to Pewter Tankards.

(bonus, they hold more)

 

[G-Lexington]

Since this came up in the Andreus thread, I'll repeat it here.

I've lied about something here on JUB. Repeatedly. On purpose.

Lex

 

[maxpowr9]

I broke the wine glasses when I was completely sober.

It's funny because at my old job, they actually banned people from having open containers like soda cans and coffee cups because if they spilled, they would make a mess and likely stain the carpet.

I see I have a voicemail from an ex. Ugh...

 

[pat grimshaw]

You might have guessed from my previous post that I'm an enemy to the Catholic Church and all it's brainwashing.

One of my 'friends' just emailed me to say that he lit a candle for my soul in the cathedral.

 

[JOHN B]

Since this came up in the Andreus thread, I'll repeat it here.

I've lied about something here on JUB. Repeatedly. On purpose.

Lex

I always knew you were straight. I could tell.....