Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

[dereperez]

^I am currently inhaling Chex Mix. The bag is about three-quarters down.

 

[darden]

I'd say that about 25% of the time I initiate sex with my boyfriend, it's solely because I know that if I don't get him off before bed, he's going to spend all night humping me and keeping me awake.

 

[G-Lexington]

^Yeah, I lost respect for The Fray when they went "Christian emo".

So, the day they formed?

Lex

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I've never heard of any of the bands y'all are talking about.

 

[G-Lexington]

We're only talking about one specifically in this thread, I think - the Fray. And seeing as how their biggest hit album in the Netherlands only got to #50 on the chart, I'd say that's no surprise.

Lex

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Tried to listen to one of their songs just now. Exactly the kind of off-putting dull stuff you'd expect when U2 'inspire' a band to be even more boring than they themselves.

 

[G-Lexington]

I warned somebody "Don't question my tornado-creation powers" today. Not sure if that alters anyone's viewpoint though.

Lex

 

[belamyi]

I have been destroying most of my last-frontier sex fantasies, as usual, without even trying for real, like a bigot tramples over and around the wordly satisfactions..: I guess my substitute for chocolate-as-substitute for sex (apart from age and "blaséness") may be the satisfaction I get from the order I am finally (after like six or eight fucking years) putting into that Gargantuan mass (OMG, pat is bound to comment on that expression) of paperbacks and paperwork and, most (far most) importantly, the order in my ideas and the results deriving from it all.

 

[maxpowr9]

I warned somebody "Don't question my tornado-creation powers" today. Not sure if that alters anyone's viewpoint though.

Lex

Only if you didn't come spinning in like Wonder Woman.

 

[ChickenGuy]

I have been destroying most of my last-frontier sex fantasies, as usual, without even trying for real, like a bigot tramples over and around the wordly satisfactions..: I guess my substitute for chocolate-as-substitute for sex (apart from age and "blaséness") may be the satisfaction I get from the order I am finally (after like six or eight fucking years) putting into that Gargantuan mass (OMG, pat is bound to comment on that expression) of paperbacks and paperwork and, most (far most) importantly, the order in my ideas and the results deriving from it all.

belamo, have you ever considered writing a book?

Your natural intellect is wasted on most of us here. You need to reach a new audience.

How about writing your memoirs? Or an editorial? Journalism? Art critic? Reviewer of classical works?

If you HAD to write a book, what would it be about?

 

[justsimon]

Lately, I've been feeling the urge to pack up and move somewhere completely different.

 

[belamyi]

belamo, have you ever considered writing a book?

Your natural intellect is wasted on most of us here. You need to reach a new audience.

How about writing your memoirs? Or an editorial? Journalism? Art critic? Reviewer of classical works?

If you HAD to write a book, what would it be about?

Why didn't you just write "piss off and leave us alone"?

 

[belamyi]

Lately, I've been feeling the urge to pack up and move somewhere completely different.

Paint your wagon!

 

[ChickenGuy]

Why didn't you just write "piss off and leave us alone"?

Not for the first time, you've (either mistakenly but more likely deliberately) misinterpreted what I said as a negative attack on you instead of a positive support / friendly inquiry of you.



Since you obviously prefer people to show REAL animosity and derision towards you than actually interacting or communicating or trying to understand you in any friendly way, I'll be sure to revert back to my old way of insulting you properly from now on.

 

[belamyi]

Not for the first time, you've (either mistakenly but more likely deliberately) misinterpreted what I said as a negative attack on you instead of a positive support / friendly inquiry of you.



Since you obviously prefer people to show REAL animosity and derision towards you than actually interacting or communicating or trying to understand you in any friendly way, I'll be sure to revert back to my old way of insulting you properly from now on.

Maybe you misinterpreted my irony, included



Unless, of course, you are joking too

 

[ChickenGuy]

You hide behind the 'oh I was just being ironic' excuse like you've done before.

The point is, you could easily have played along and posted humourously some abstract classical/artistic/musical reference, or some other jokey response.

For whatever reason, you chose not to, and instead prefer to respond (non-seriously) with 'oh you may as well have told me I'm a fucking stupid shitbag and said that you hate me'



The only other JUBber I remember who used that tactic of reply was the late great Lefty. You may have been different in many ways, but you do share some traits with him - the deliberately abstract/confusing speech, the cloaking of meaning, the tendency to portray as always being misunderstood - all the while posting stuff hard to understand.

It is similar to a troll but is not quite the same. It leads me to wonder what the underlying psychology of it is.

 

[belamyi]

You hide behind the 'oh I was just being ironic' excuse like you've done before.

The point is, you could easily have played along and posted humourously some abstract classical/artistic/musical reference, or some other jokey response.

For whatever reason, you chose not to, and instead prefer to respond (non-seriously) with 'oh you may as well have told me I'm a fucking stupid shitbag and said that you hate me'



The only other JUBber I remember who used that tactic of reply was the late great Lefty. You may have been different in many ways, but you do share some traits with him - the deliberately abstract/confusing speech, the cloaking of meaning, the tendency to portray as always being misunderstood - all the while posting stuff hard to understand.

It is similar to a troll but is not quite the same. It leads me to wonder what the underlying psychology of it is.

A jaded old fag's

 

[belamyi]

You hide behind the 'oh I was just being ironic' excuse like you've done before.

The point is, you could easily have played along and posted humourously some abstract classical/artistic/musical reference, or some other jokey response.

For whatever reason, you chose not to, and instead prefer to respond (non-seriously) with 'oh you may as well have told me I'm a fucking stupid shitbag and said that you hate me'



The only other JUBber I remember who used that tactic of reply was the late great Lefty. You may have been different in many ways, but you do share some traits with him - the deliberately abstract/confusing speech, the cloaking of meaning, the tendency to portray as always being misunderstood - all the while posting stuff hard to understand.

It is similar to a troll but is not quite the same. It leads me to wonder what the underlying psychology of it is.

So you just expected me to be the witty fool you take me for and you were pissed in your expectations.

I post on JUb because it helps me to let it all out, even when nobody gets it: out there it's even worse, but here at least I can relax... really relax.
If someone tells me that I am wasting my time here, that I sohuld better go to another place, with the right people for me, even with the best intentions (ha!) they are not being as nice as they think, because that is EXACTLY what I have been said everywhere around for the past twenty-five years or so... ho-houses and the first [STRIKE]guy[/STRIKE] ho I ever made out and tried to have sex with included.

So... I could likewise say to you that, if you can't deal with it, just let it go...

 

[pat grimshaw]

I confess nothing. I know where I'm going.

You can tell when Pat is being backhanded pretty easy. You can see his lips move.

You should take off your Martian blinkers to see all those fronthanders as well as the 'backhanders'.

 

[dpnice]

............................I post on JUb because it helps me to let it all out, even when nobody gets it: out there it's even worse, but here at least I can relax... really relax.
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Occasionally we don't understand somebody, know where he is coming from nor whither he is going. Even so we just like having him around.

Belamy has always seemed like this to me. An alien in my otherwise mundane life who cheers me up with his weird way of looking at the world.