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Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

Karen_Walker said:
I haven't gotten to the worst part yet. I'm wearing the same socks I wore yesterday! :bartshock
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Awwww, sweetheart, that's nothin', I just confessed to myself over a shitty beer and even shittier music that I'm transsexual. I tried to console myself, but alas, I'm out of weed.

But oh, you gotta wash those socks!
 
luckynumbah7 said:
Awwww, sweetheart, that's nothin', I just confessed to myself over a shitty beer and even shittier music that I'm transsexual. I tried to console myself, but alas, I'm out of weed.

But oh, you gotta wash those socks!
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:eek: You didn't know? I'm picturing a "Bad Johnson" moment waking up to no dick. ;) Great movie, btw. Was it you, or Moufofchaos that recommended it ??
 
When I type out long posts, I often don't proofread
 
dpnice said:
What is a 'few years'?

I gave up sex, well looking for it which comes down to the same thing, when I was 50 yrs old. So that makes it 13yrs.
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Oh, I always kept picturing you in your fifties... so you are actually retiring at 65.
 
dpnice said:
What is a 'few years'?

I gave up sex, well looking for it which comes down to the same thing, when I was 50 yrs old. So that makes it 13yrs.
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More like 3 years and felling the need for some action LOL . It is with working 40 hours a week and college full time every day is an 18 hour day by the time i get home and go to bed.

I have to be all about getting good grades in order to get into the program I want to get into it very competitive . I have to go all going hunger games on the competition in order to get in. Then once i am in I have to keep a 3.0 or i will get kick out of school and i cant work because i have class from 8 am till 3pm and have close to 100 pages to read a night .
 
cashwyatt said:
More like 3 years .........................
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Even with that schedule you should still be able to fit in socialising and subsequently sex if you get lucky.

Remember that after 4 years without sex you completely forget how to do it and have to apply for courses on good sexual practices. After 5 years you penis shrivels up and your balls retreat back into your body making all future sexual encounters impossible. ;)
 
dpnice said:
Even with that schedule you should still be able to fit in socialising and subsequently sex if you get lucky.

Remember that after 4 years without sex you completely forget how to do it and have to apply for courses on good sexual practices. After 5 years you penis shrivels up and your balls retreat back into your body making all future sexual encounters impossible. ;)
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You mean as a man... a topping man.
 
Just today from Little Caesar pick up pizza:

a pizza maker/cashier offered me more items ..not with my last name/ sir or other title but he called me "young man" :confused:
"Is there anything you'd like to get young man?" ^^ I said no thanks. "Ok, your total would be.."

Srsly... he got me blushed !oops! since he's younger than me. But I doubt that was a hit on, maybe it was a custom call from US-somewhere? or an insult to my stature -_- idk lol :lol:
 
luckynumbah7 said:
Eh, don't feel bad - my mothers' from Texas, there's some words she can't pronounce, either, and she's lost most of her accent.
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Why American spell "button" like "buttn" ..it's "Butt-un" for gawd sake! :grrr:
 
dereperez said:
I just got off to Lesbian porn again.
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NOOO!!! Derek is now becoming bi-heterosexual :eek:
You need to be tuned again, now stare this pic for 10 minutes, deeply...

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repeat: "I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass,.." 10x) ..|
 
JPGhost said:
NOOO!!! Derek is now becoming bi-heterosexual :eek:
You need to be tuned again, now stare this pic for 10 minutes, deeply...

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repeat: "I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass, I want his ass,.." 10x) ..|
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:dead:

No need to worry JP. I get off to gay porn all the time too...but it's hardly a confession on a gay porn website. ;)
 
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