Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

[borg69unimatrix]

Today I put out a call for a bucket for a wooly mammoth...and a tambourine for a fish.

Lex

Dude... what are you smokin' ???

 

[JPGhost]

Just watched A.G.T with my mom and dad for family dinner. There was one dance contestant 1 gay and 1 straight dancing flawless-salsa.

My dad said: "One of them straight but what do you think his wife would think of this?"- then he threw disgusted face -_-

Idk, I just spontaneously fire him back "You think his wife has small brain or what?"
lol

 

[sixthson]

Just watched A.G.T with my mom and dad for family dinner. There was one dance contestant 1 gay and 1 straight dancing flawless-salsa.

My dad said: "One of them straight but what do you think his wife would think of this?"- then he threw disgusted face -_-

Idk, I just spontaneously fire him back "You think his wife has small brain or what?"
lol

Do your parents know you are gay?

 

[G-Lexington]

Dude... what are you smokin' ???

As always, nothing. I'm being perfectly factual.

The mammoth turned down the bucket, but he gave me a line on another one. No word back from the fish yet. Which is weird - I thought .i'd hear from him right away.

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

As always, nothing. I'm being perfectly factual.

The mammoth turned down the bucket, but he gave me a line on another one. No word back from the fish yet. Which is weird - I thought .i'd hear from him right away.

Lex

It kind of sounds like the beginning of a joke...

"A Gargoyle, a mammoth, and a fish walk into a bar... "

Blah blah blah... building up the story, and the punch line is:

"... and then the Gargoyle says, Bring me A bucket for the mammoth and a tambourine for the fish!"

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ No, the punch line is: "..if you're nice to him, maybe he'll let you lick him there too."

 

[G-Lexington]

The mammoth is straight, so I'm guessing he won't. No clue what team the fish plays for, but do I actually WANT to go down on a fish?

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

The mammoth is straight, so I'm guessing he won't. No clue what team the fish plays for, but do I actually WANT to go down on a fish?

Lex

You wouldn't be the first Gargoyle to go down on a fish.

You might need one of these though:

 

[G-Lexington]

Awesome!

Lex

 

[frankfrank]

It kind of sounds like the beginning of a joke...

"A Gargoyle, a mammoth, and a fish walk into a bar... "

Blah blah blah... building up the story, and the punch line is:

"... and then the Gargoyle says, Bring me A bucket for the mammoth and a tambourine for the fish!"

Or is it this?:

"A Gargoyle, a mammoth, and a fish walk into a bar... "

The bartender asks: "Is this some kind of joke?"

 

[JPGhost]

Do your parents know you are gay?

They knew Im gay since 11 yo, Im terrible at keeping secret ^^

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Or is it this?:

"A Gargoyle, a mammoth, and a fish walk into a bar... "

The bartender asks: "Is this some kind of joke?"

No idea... this story is in Lex's world... I'm just visiting it.

 

[G-Lexington]

The mammoth was unavailable, so I cancelled the fish.

This was the mammoth:

This was the fish:

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You're not harboring a furry fetish, are you? Which one is hotter? The mammoth or the fish?

 

[G-Lexington]

No, not a furry fetish. Just as I wasn't lying about the mammoth and fish, nor was the rest of it a euphemsim. I really was looking to give them the items stated.

Which one's hotter? J've only met the mammoth out of costume, and he's decently attrcative. (Also straight-married with kids.) in costume, um...I guess it's a tie? No interest in either.

Lex

 

[JPGhost]

The mammoth was unavailable, so I cancelled the fish.

This was the mammoth:

This was the fish:

Lex

 

[belamyi]

Lately, I have been too stressed to even have the slightest hint of it, but I sometimes feel, seriously, that I may end up committing suicide because I am so dissatisfied with everything, so at odds with everyone and everything, that I understand it only will take time and the right degree of heating for the situation to explode when I am definitely trapped, with no issue to make my own through life because, definitely, I can't count on anyone, any group, whatever already there just waiting for me to naturally fit in or somehow accept me.

As I usually think and say, I have a lot to offer, and maybe too much and too ready to be given to so many unprepared for it, and I have developed in a very odd way precisely because of that natural some other website between us, and so the world would FEEL better without me around, even it will also definitely BE worse without me.

 

[pat grimshaw]

[I have sent a PM]

 

[belamyi]

It was not a moody comment, but a cold, factual constatation.

 

[belamyi]

Even after a fortnight, I still don't know how to accept an incoming call on my crappy Samsung Young: that's so me and so metaphorical about me...