Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

[bort138]

So it is all a green thing. Don't tell me you are vegetarians and your ideal of male beauty is Muppet Kermit.

Well, green is actually my favorite color

 

[ChickenGuy]

It was...



Lex

He kind of 'appeared' (of sorts) in my dream too - but only his written name, G-Lexington, on a text message, as one of two (eventually four) who weren't able to manage the meetup.

Can't really blame him. Trying to get from Colorado to the interior of Australia MUST be a travel nightmare.

 

[G-Lexington]

It was...



Lex

Pfft. He should be flattered and take it as a compliment.

I was, and I did. And it made me pudgy in the drawers to boot.

Lex

 

[JPGhost]

These are 2 embarrassing/awkward things I ever encountered because of my dog!! Yes I blamed her!! Why? If it's not because of her, then nothing had happened -_-

1. In my old apartment when I was walking at the spacious yard behind my apartment complex, then a saw a white guy from afar..He waved his hand to me..showing a sign that he's willing to make conversation. I came by and introduced myself..he said that he was just came from YMCA meeting and he was on the break, so he strolling by. This guy is a cute red head with a stubble-beard- sort of like otter. He doesn't has much meat, no booty, no hips but he looks like a bit like Wolverine and I wasn't paid too much attention to his physical stats atm (I thought about his description later) because I would be an idiot to refuse conversation with him ^^ rite? Pretty guy not knocking everyday! ...
So we talk and talk..and this guy is obviously gay- 'cause he vibe me when he opened his mouth, the way he carry himself..and this one might showing a bit interest...I was enjoying talking to him so much until..I heard from a distance, a bunch of dogs barking..

Then I saw my dog- out of leash- approaching a somewhat dangerous dog. The owner of that dangerous dog hold her dog tightly in distress but my dog was completely vulnerable!! .. Seeing that, I automatically jolt my frantic reaction "TWWWWWIIIIIIKKKYYYYYYY" - my dog name, I ran the field like crazy..

Thank God my dog is silly but smart, she kept a distance/ not totally approach that dangerous dog, she might just wanna play/introduce herself but she was ok. ^^ The owner of that dog didn't say anything but she looked unhappy. I came by to approach him again with my dog..but when I said.."Where was I?" ^^
He said "Have a nice day" then he left





-_-

 

[sixthson]

You named your dog Twiky?

 

[JPGhost]

Yes, why? ^^

 

[cgymike]

It takes 23.8 licks to get to the centre of a tootsie roll.

 

[Gravelord_Nito]

I remembered my JUB account.

 

[cgymike]

My reputation is intact. Any questions from the cheaper seats?

 

[JPGhost]

Second time (I almost forgot) I was as usual..get down with my dog in the morning so she can "pepoop" (pee & poop) I was walking her out wearing an earphone and shuffling my mp3. My dog was busy sniffing behind me, I didn't pay attention but suddenly when I turned back ..I saw a big dog (Herder type) that surprised me much and my first reaction was to yank my dog's leash away (in sudden jerk) until she was somewhat choked and squeak. I was pat her head back, whispered sorry to her but the owner thought I was somewhat rude/cruel with my dog..-_-

He was an old overweight guy on a wheelchair..and he can't stop yapping/explaining dog's natural reaction to sniff and introduce themselves..I was just uh-uhuh..okay..then I left to the other side of the road, crossing street, to get away from him of course. I dont felt guilty because I was surprised by his dog, not because I deliberately treat my dog that way, so I won't listen to him.

But eventhough I was still with my ipod, I still heard from him "Hey, wait a minute, Im not finish yet" Come here, listen to me..!!" That guy kept strolling his wheelchair toward my direction..crossing street!! and I know right away that he wanted to patronize me about dog rearing and stuff..
In my reflex, I turned back to where I came from, crossing back the street and walking fast.."I heard: Hey get back at me, you %^&% Lol, He obviously can't catch up

Heh..what a day, that was the most punk I ever did in my life (Im not a punk, I swear ) It's all your fault Twiky! Jk I love u
<3

 

[belamyi]

 

[frankfrank]

I own only three "active" pairs of shoes, and I think that's the most in-use pairs of shoes I've ever owned.

Also, I have never owned a pair of sunglasses.

 

[cgymike]

I confess I have 17 notifications but couldn't be arsed to look at them

 

[belamyi]

ggooooooood mOOOOOOOOOOrning mikey!!!

 

[cgymike]

^One of them was you wasn't it....now I have to look...

 

[belamyi]

^One of them was you wasn't it....now I have to look...

I couldn't be arsed to ever bother that much about you

 

[cgymike]

^Yeah you could

 

[belamyi]

^Yeah you could

But won't-.

 

[carey579]

I have to admit mikemizanin has even more trolling skills than I thought.

Even the greatest smart asses are being silenced and I'm enjoying it unless it gets turned on me

There is a shrewd brain behind all this - wonder who is his regular persona here I could never pull it off.

 

[dereperez]

^^I admit that for a while I thought you and mikemizanin were the same poster.