Confessions of a "straight man lover"

[Danugh]

As some of you know i like my men the way i like my rulers, or a vodka tonic - straight up.

I dont know why i am drawn to the straight man, but i guess ill take that up with Dr. Phill someother time.

Point is confession is good for the soul and we all have skeletons in the closet so be weary of your hypocrisy.

When i was in highschool, there was this guy, well there were lots of guys but there was this one in particular, he was hot, but straight, but i had to have him and make sweet love to him, but i couldnt because he was straight.

So i thought the next best thing is to feel him up and assess his package to see if i was really missing anything.

I could not however, just walk up to him and grab this hot straight guys guys dick, well actually i could have but i doubted very much that he would have appreciated me just grabbing his dick and i was sure that he would have let me know how much he really didnt appreciate it.

So i sat down and contemplated how could i feel him up without coming across as homosexual and without raising any eyebrows

I discussed it with my friends but they came up empty.

Then one day i think it was a Tuesday, it came to me

I purposely instigated a physical confrontation with the straight hot guy.

My thinking was in the heat of battle anything goes, no holes bars.

He wasnt a good fighter infact i think he only landed one punch, so it was less of a boxing match and more of rough wrestling.

During our fight i was able to feel him up many times before a teacher came and broke it up. It was so hot, i dont know i didnt sport a woody.

We got sent to the principals office and got detention.

We however did become very good friends towards the end of the school year but after highschool we drifted apart and i barely see him again.

Wow that felt good gettting that off my chest.

 

[xyboyms]

You so crazy! LOL. That's pretty ballsy/kinda hot.

 

[Gardenboy95]

I have to find that many men will participate in sexual activity if its discreet, and really like the person. They want it private and secret.

 

[Danugh]

You so crazy! LOL. That's pretty ballsy/kinda hot.

Yes that was what my friends thought when i first told them my plan. They said it was very bold and they bet me $100 each that i would not do it.

Boy was i right for a day lol.

 

[luminum]

That makes 15, I think.

 

[Danugh]

Today I saw this really hot guy; I mean hot, hot toddy! Hot toddy LOL.

He was so hot I wanted to fight him so good, but I refrained from doing so because he is bigger than me in body and he looked aggressive so I wouldn’t want to get hurt.

I did however fight him in my mind. As I gazed upon him as he sat in front of me, I heard the round 1 bell ring and we were fighting it was so hot. I imagined him just as he was while seated in front of me. He had just come from the gym so he was hot and sweaty and had on gym shorts. I was glad he had on gym shorts because its easier access for me to feel up his dick; if he was wearing jeans I wouldn’t get a good feel of his crotch although its still be hot.

We fought for 5 rounds and it was so hot I got turned on just sitting there and the hot guy had no idea of the thoughts that were in my head.

We didn’t get to round 6 because I had reached climax in my pants (in the fantasy).

I wouldn’t fight him in real life to feel up his crotch but I would love to be alone in a dark room with him. This room would have padded walls and no weapons of any sort, just mano y mano.

HOT

 

[RationalLunacy]

So i sat down and contemplated how could i feel him up without coming across as homosexual and without raising any eyebrows.

For probably the first time in my entire life, I am at a loss for words.

 

[justsimon]

You seem to have no regard for your health. With all the things you've done, it's a wonder you haven't had the shit beat out of you, yet.

You're gay, deal with it and stop bringing innocent straight men into the fray. There are plenty of gay men out there... even masculine ones who like sports.

 

[blooeyz]

Why do you think straight men play contact sports?
It's an opoportunity to feel another guy without all the hang ups.

 

[luminum]

That makes 16.

 

[jockboy01]

^^^^^ Lmao

 

[Soilwork]

That's quite the confession.

although I was expecting "I made it all up".

 

[RyzeAbove]

Kind of odd that you get off on someone who will never have sex with you punching you and beating you up. Hey what ever floats your boat. To each their own.

 

[Danugh]

Forgive me father for i have not sinned it has been 5 weeks since my last seduction. I need a man here with me. I long for that contact, that physical contact. I yearn for a man’s touch oh so badly. I see them everyday and they sometimes come so close to me but they are not gay. I could make them gay at least for a day or for pay but that is not the way I wish to play. I watched him play basketball, and I watched him play football, with no shirt on, I want his body. Look at him sweat, look at his penis flop up and down as he runs the length of the court. I undress him with my eyes as he politely nods at me during a teammate free throw. Oh to be in the locker room post game, a fly on the wall.

Back to reality and there is he, time to go he says, another day, more torture, I need a man to devour me in endless sexual rapture.

Forgive me father for I have not sinned oh how I have tried but the well it seems has run dry. If I don’t get a man soon and not just any man, the man to end all men, I fear I might have to fight to achieve the contact my pilgrim walls desire.

 

[D-Base]

Maybe it's time for you to move on and find a nice gay guy to be your lover. Gays are still men you know

 

[Danugh]

My neighbour has this new friend, he is straight and hot.


For months i have wanted him. I invited him to a pool party 3 weeks ago just so i could see him shirtless and wet. But i wanted to see him naked, or see his penis, but how?


So yesterday i did something bad but i need to confess.

I invited him and my neighbour over to hang out. I made sure there was lots of beer and we all drank.

It was taking forever and i kept offering him beers but it seemed like he had the bladder of an elephant. He just would not go potty.

I was getting so frustrated.

Then finally he asked me where the bathroom was. I walked him to it and he closed the door.

Well umm i am not really gonna say what i did, but i will say that the door has a keyhole.


I should also say that i dont know how his girlfriend can still walk LOL


Ah well that felt good getting it out.

 

[tonyboy]

As some of you know i like my men the way i like my rulers, or a vodka tonic - straight up.

I dont know why i am drawn to the straight man, but i guess ill take that up with Dr. Phill someother time.

Point is confession is good for the soul and we all have skeletons in the closet so be weary of your hypocrisy.

When i was in highschool, there was this guy, well there were lots of guys but there was this one in particular, he was hot, but straight, but i had to have him and make sweet love to him, but i couldnt because he was straight.

So i thought the next best thing is to feel him up and assess his package to see if i was really missing anything.

I could not however, just walk up to him and grab this hot straight guys guys dick, well actually i could have but i doubted very much that he would have appreciated me just grabbing his dick and i was sure that he would have let me know how much he really didnt appreciate it.

So i sat down and contemplated how could i feel him up without coming across as homosexual and without raising any eyebrows

I discussed it with my friends but they came up empty.

Then one day i think it was a Tuesday, it came to me

I purposely instigated a physical confrontation with the straight hot guy.

My thinking was in the heat of battle anything goes, no holes bars.

He wasnt a good fighter infact i think he only landed one punch, so it was less of a boxing match and more of rough wrestling.

During our fight i was able to feel him up many times before a teacher came and broke it up. It was so hot, i dont know i didnt sport a woody.

We got sent to the principals office and got detention.

We however did become very good friends towards the end of the school year but after highschool we drifted apart and i barely see him again.

Wow that felt good gettting that off my chest.

What an odd way to make friends man..... by fighting them????

 

[LatinoSTAR]

WOW, This is crazy Newboy!!!

 

[Danugh]

What an odd way to make friends man..... by fighting them????

I didnt want to be his friend, i just wanted to feel him up. The only way you can feel up a straight man without coming off as gay is to get into a fight with one.

Anything goes in war.