Confessions thread

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm one of those people who spends forever scraping the yogurt container like it's cocaine. #nobumpleftbehind

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ok rated R confession: I can count the number of times I've been fucked on one hand.

 

[m1thousand]

I'm one of those people who spends forever scraping the yogurt container like it's cocaine. #nobumpleftbehind

Did you know 90% of U.S. money has traces of cocaine on it

https://www.google.com/search?q=mon...AFNiAFNkgEBMZgBAKABAqABAbABCg&sclient=gws-wiz



I stole my best friend's Meccano wrench when I was about 8 years old

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Did you know 90% of U.S. money has traces of cocaine on it

https://www.google.com/search?q=mon...AFNiAFNkgEBMZgBAKABAqABAbABCg&sclient=gws-wiz



I stole my best friend's Meccano wrench when I was about 8 years old

Makes sense, country full of addicts and traffickers.

Why did you need a wrench at 8 years old, repairing a tractor?

 

[PipRosi]

Ok rated R confession: I can count the number of times I've been fucked on one hand.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I talk a big game but truth is I be runnin from the dick.

 

[m1thousand]

If you use Meccano, you need a wrench ;-)

 

[PipRosi]

I talk a big game but truth is I be runnin from the dick.

Keep running, Forest! Long Dong Silver is gaining.

Thought you wanted me to send him your way.

I like low maintenance sex with a man who's just glad I showed up. Theoretically speaking. It's been a while.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I like low maintenance sex with a man who's just glad I showed up.

You are my spirit animal.

 

[Peloso]

My ass is now a conversion therapy graduate.

Vannie is husband material.

I switch the UPC stickers on produce so I can get organic veggies for regular price.

 

[Vannie]

Vannie is husband material.

It's me or the cat!

 

[Peloso]

It's me or the cat!

She's hypoallergenic!

Let me get her in her carrier and pack a few things and I'll be there by three.


p.s. I got organic cabbage!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I switch the UPC stickers on produce so I can get organic veggies for regular price.

bij you're a genius

 

[Peloso]

bij you're a genius

It's remarkably easy.

 

[PipRosi]

My obsessive brain would then say "they won't realize how well the organics are selling and they won't buy as much"

 

[eddielee]

Well, nothing juicy, and I don't want the FBI notified. Does mentioning the FBI automatically notify them?

 

[backagain]

Post #15

Inventory would pick up on that pretty quickly, The register movement would show the disparity. Register movement shows 3 case non-organic sold, Inventory 1 case sold. Register shows 1 case of organic sold, inventory shows 3 cases.

 

[ChristianGianni]

I like cabbage ... be gentle with me Vannie

 

[Peloso]

I have three things:

1. A crush on Vannie
2. A crush on Christian
3. A van full of cabbage.

 

[PipRosi]

You are my spirit animal.