Attention Confucius says...

[Vannie]

Man who eats stuffed cabbages before church sits in his own pew.

 

[rareboy]

And man who sits on tack will get the point.

 

[Peloso]

Man who sits on reverend
Gets a blessing in his rear end

 

[FPNY]

Man who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok….

 

[pigface]

Pretty lady who sit on judge's lap going to get honourable discharge.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Lousy electrician have many shocked customers.

 

[me203]

Man who play poker in bathroom can expect many flush.

 

[pigface]

Duck flying upside-down is balls-up.

 

[Triple G]

Woman who flies upside down has hairy crack up.

 

[belamyi]

 

[NotHardUp1]

Nay, an I tell you that, I’ll ne'er look you i' th’ face
again. But those that understood him smiled at one
another and shook their heads; but, for mine own part, it
was Greek to me. - Casca, in Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 2

 

[belamyi]

The fool man complains about the holes in his pockets,
the wise man avails himself of them to scratch his balls.

 

[pornoboy]

It was Mark and Albert... ​