Here you go babe - do you want some of my home-made clotted cream with that? Or shall we save that for the bedroom - I've changed our burberry duvet special like.![]()
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Marc, you know the way to a man's heart!
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Here you go babe - do you want some of my home-made clotted cream with that? Or shall we save that for the bedroom - I've changed our burberry duvet special like.![]()
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What's old news?
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Confused indeed! How do you even keep the names straight?
Your like the old joke: What's the difference between a rooster and Elvin?
The rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do", Elvin says "Any old cock will do!"

Oh yeah, that's funny....I'm such a slut.
Funny, I've never slept with anyone here.
Well, except for one guy. That hardly makes me a slut...
