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Constipation and Childbirth

Danugh

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I was constipated 4 days ago and it was very painful i had to breathe as if i took a lamaze class so it got me to thinking that constipation is the male equivalent of a woman giving birth to a baby through her vagina.
 
Well, that is um..... very interesting.
 
As terrible as that was for you I laughed cause it was the first time in years I remember reading about "constipation" on this board. Well "out with the old, in with the new". Next time while your at it you should play this song, it will really help you I promise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJq8klkiKCY

;) LoL actually too funny as I'm listening to the video now.
 
I guess if you ended up shitting a watermelon you could equivalized constipation with childbirth.
 
You should do what most celebrities do when they're constipated. They go out and buy the latest issue of The National Enquirer, sit on the toilet, start reading and usually within a few moments they'll find something about themselves they don't want anyone else to know, and immediately evacuate their bowels.
 
Heeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
 
It's really bad when it won't come out, and you can't get it to back in...

Sometimes, all you can do is tie a rope onto it, and crawl away from the toilet...
 
Ned Nickerson said:
It's really bad when it won't come out, and you can't get it to back in...

Sometimes, all you can do is tie a rope onto it, and crawl away from the toilet...
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Its funny you say that because i have a friend that had to help his boyfried deliver his constipated fecal matter.

My friend had to hold his bfs hand and instruct him on how to push and then when the turd began to crown my friend grabbed it and pulled it out of his boyfriends butt while the boyfriend pushed.

I cracked up when he told me the story. Thats what you call love.
 
Now boys--don't be flippant. I will ask my gynecologist the next time I see her. She was a he, but is undergoing a sex change operation as we speak.

Christ, sometimes I wonder why I am wandering around in JUB responding to this kind of insane inanity. Whoa--maybe the insanity and inanity are why!
 
newboy12 said:
I was constipated 4 days ago and it was very painful i had to breathe as if i took a lamaze class so it got me to thinking that constipation is the male equivalent of a woman giving birth to a baby through her vagina.
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I abhor the term, but do you think this is an extreme example of "fudgepacking"?
 
Women have it so easy.

I just gave birth to twins.

Im guessing they each weighed 2lbs 4 ounces.

Any bigger and i would have needed stitches.

Joy of childbirth my As_.

Fu_k this after the experience i just had i am going on the pill.
 
blooeyz said:
I guess if you ended up shitting a watermelon you could equivalized constipation with childbirth.
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Watermelon may be a tad too extreme. But I think you're on the right track with TRULY equating constipation and childbirth. (How about an eggplant?)
 
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newboy12 said:
Its funny you say that because i have a friend that had to help his boyfried deliver his constipated fecal matter.

My friend had to hold his bfs hand and instruct him on how to push and then when the turd began to crown my friend grabbed it and pulled it out of his boyfriends butt while the boyfriend pushed.

I cracked up when he told me the story. Thats what you call love.
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Oh for fuck's sake......
 
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