Constipation and Childbirth

[tbonez]

Its funny you say that because i have a friend that had to help his boyfried deliver his constipated fecal matter.

So you are saying you have a friend who isn't full of shit?

 

[tbonez]

Easy there, Bonez. You don't want to disqualify yourself as a friend.

Now that's rich! (Comming from a guy who farts dust!)

I bet it sounds like this:

 

[tbonez]

Fine....next date...were going to Burger King....

I just can't see it...Hard-up1 farting? Naw.

He's be like "Pffft! What the hell was that! Oh my! I have a hole back there! What am I supposed to do with that I wonder?"

Don't worry hon, I'll show you what it's really for!

 

[tbonez]

Whatever happened to their crackdown of hijacks around here?

Some threads just NEED hijacking!

Had I posted what I was really thinking I might get in trouble...

Something about "If you need a hand "pushing", I'll volunteer." The only condition is you need to be standing on the railing of a very high bridge over some really fast moving water...Ya know, just to carry the 'debris' away...All of the debris!

Even have a bridge in mind!

 

[tbonez]

Si! Bonita!

You know the bridge?

Well done!

Let's start a sub-hijack topic on bridges!

 

[tbonez]

If it weren't for the hijacks hardly anyone would bother to post in the average thread in Hot Topics.

I live to get my threads ripped off and "jacked"!

Oh sorry, that's something completely different than what you were talking about.

I think I need some sex...Like now!

 

[tbonez]

Ok, it's been a couple of minutes. You finished yet?

No, I can do it for hours. Just need to stop for refreshments and some more lube. Don't want your new toy smoking!

 

[smellyass]

One day more!
another day, another destiny...
this never ending road to calvary.
One day more!
I did not poop until today,
I did not poop, but yet I farted....
One day more...

 

[james1200]

newboy...your threads scare the ever living shit outta me...pun intended. what the hell? how do you think these things up?

 

[Nonimus]

OMG.....you must be joking now!! I have never heard such a thing before in my entire life. *vomits*

Probably because its him that's full of shit, not his mate's mate!

 

[Codtaro]

Constipation.....is why laptops were invented...just imagine it's an extra-large dildo that's stuck in there, and watch a few bick dick porno's while you're in labor, and it should be a bit more pleasant....

BRIDGES ARE SMELLY!!!!! then again that bridge goes over a sewer pipe.........

 

[tbonez]

Someone's gone off their meds!

 

[Danugh]

It's really bad when it won't come out, and you can't get it to back in...

Sometimes, all you can do is tie a rope onto it, and crawl away from the toilet...

That is kind of like what people did when they had a loose tooth? tie string around the tooth and slam the door.

Ok i know i said i was taking a break but started going through withrawal symptoms so here i am but im serious this time i need some time away.

See you soon

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