Control over Cum

[BiMickey69]

So I'm really a big shooter, but it's not something I like. When I masturbate I can't shoot on my chest because it goes over my head and all over me and leaks onto the sheets and it's a huge pain in the ass. Is there something I can do to make it thicker and less liquidy, and not so much that it goes all over the place? lol and it's not like I don't orgasm a lot, I usually masturbate at least once a day sometimes more.

 

[miguelfukt]

sonds like you need a big condom, naked gun style!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ[/ame]

 

[Corny]

I know your "problem" What helps .. use a towel, hold your dick as "flat" as possible to your abs, not in an angle.

Oh and a normal condom is just fine.

 

[paatreides]

hoo, Lordy... Not to take your issue lightly, but I wish I had your problem. Trust me when I say this: When you reach your 40's or 50's you will be wondering how you can learn to blast a load over your shoulder again.

Take care in where your cock is aiming, lowering the angle as it were, would help to a certain degree so everything sprays to your chest. Laying a large towel, like a bath sheet or something, under your upper body would solve the problem of the wet sheets and pillow cases if you find it impossible to control how you hold your dick when you come. I know trying to think about that at "the moment of truth" can be a problem, cause all you can think about is how good it feels; and in all actuality, having to worry about it at all can take away some of the pleasure.

For me anyway, a lot of the satisfaction in coming is in the volume and the velocity. The more I spew and the harder I shoot, the better it feels.

 

[aneal_lingus]

put a condom on the tip to prevent a mess OR put a sock over it.

keep in mind it may be one of those things you miss when it's gone.

 

[BiMickey69]

Don't get me wrong it's great when I'm with someone, but when I'm alone it sucks. I'll either be worying about it or have to go into the bathroom. Or if I'm camming and the person wants to see me cum I'm like ehh....no.

 

[sixthson]

Yeah, whatever.

 

[fed1983]

I'm the same, and I know how it can be a problem! But my ex used to be sooo jealous He just dripped some thick drops of cum which wasn't really hot to watch. He loved to see me cum and make that mess, despite all the cleaning.

I just think it's a sign of good health

 

[bankside]

Sure. I'll trade ya balls. LOL.

My guy is the same way. I love it. I wish I could do that even semi-regularly.

And honestly I'm not just making comments without knowing anything about this issue because I've seen it with my guy, if I had that ability I'd just paint the walls in semi-gloss for easy cleaning, and I'd probably paint a target there too. I think it is absolutely fun and great to see.

 

[Teddybear71]

I can understand how something like that can be problematic, but I guess the grass is always greener. I have never been able to shoot far myself, and would probably characterize myself as a dribbler. If only there was a way to even these things out so that some people would shoot further and some would be able to shoot less...

 

[JustDLfun]

I have the same problem too, and sometimes it does spoil the fun when you think about where you're going to shoot rather than just enjoying. I once shot a date in the eye and my partner in the mouth. On another occasion with the same date, I shot so far above my head that I didn't notice I made a mess on some important papers, I only found out days later.

What works for me is to shoot as low as possible so it ends up all on my chest (well most of it anyway, it's rare that no single drop escapes into the bed sheets). Or if I'm not in control, I tend to put my hand to intercept or I might just hit my own face...

My partner used to find that exciting too but after a year or two it definitely wore off, we both find it more annoying than exciting. But hey, it can't be helped!

 

[Junosoda]

use a sock

 

[bankside]

use a sock

Or the chest of someone who's into it.