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Cooking With Cum

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Who wants to get together for a lovely JUB cooking session with the cook book "Natural Harvest"

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cookbook!
 
LOL, isn't that nom de plume lovely: "Fotie Photenhauer" (an allusion to Schopenhauer?).

"Photenhauer" sounds like "Pfotenhauer", and that's approximately "slap that paw"
 
Cupcakes with extra-frosting sound delicious.
 
This thread is revolting! How dare anyone try to corrupt the nectar of the gods? Blasphemy!! (I'm a purist).*|*
 
:roll: Idk whether to choose this..or breastmilk ice cream or..

ass-cream.jpg
 
A dash of salt...a pinch of pepper...a tablespoon of cum...

Looks like my next dish will have quite the kick! ;)
 
A dash of salt...a pinch of pepper...a tablespoon of cum...

Looks like my next dish will have quite the kick! ;)

Do you suppose like that cat which craps out coffee beans you might get a kick from the semen if the dude had eaten chilli beforehand?

Try it out and tell us, Derek, there's a good sport.

-d-
 
Cum is a vital ingredient when preparing soup, such as 'cream of sum yung man'
 
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