Craziest/best place you've jacked off

[biman395]

Dressing room at Target. I was about 16.

me too at a Sears and I saw my first glory hole but I didn't partake of it.

 

[LachrymosaDVA]

My first boyfriend and I had gym together immediately before lunch, so we would stay back in the locker room afterward and lick the sweat of each others balls. We'd wash each other in the showers and experimented with anal on the cold tile floor with the hot shower going over us. He was really huge, so I couldn't take his, but he loved to take mine, which I thought was so hot. He'd moan about not having any room for his huge boner between his body and the cold hard floor, and I thought it was the biggest turn on. Once he brought a razor and shaving cream and shaved my chest and ass, because I was easily the hairiest guy either of us knew, but we never did that again because he missed it so much when it was gone.

When I think about it it was probably suspicious what we were doing, but we were both out and everyone knew it, so people probably wouldn't have been surprised. I'd love to get back together with him now that we're both more experienced, but he's not on facebook and we're not in touch.

 

[brooklyn]

When I was sucking my cousin off in his basement while the rest of the family was up stairs. At my mother in laws i was in my brother in laws bedroom he used his pillow to jerk off and I was licking up his cum wife and in laws down stairs never got to taste his load from his cock. while doing CQ in the Orderly room at Fort Ord. I was sucking off my runner.

 

[granola101]

In a bathroom at a Catholic Church
on a flight with the blanket over me
many times while driving on the interstate between Louisiana and Alabama

 

[Scottf]

In a field, farmers private property, in the middle of the day, not long after i finished i saw him doing the rounds

and got a bj in a park playground at night before too, couple of times actually

 

[curiousbob]

i cracked one off up a tree a couple of times, cool air on your bell end is a real turn on but falling out of a tree with your trouser furniture in your hand isn't. and i popped my cork in a shit house on an over night train callais france to rome italy. i chucked my muck over the floor of a toilet on a car ferry going to sweeden from england , and on another car ferry going to germany from sweeden. and i always make a point of blowing a wad in each country i visit. it's the law. oh the tool shed has seen a fair bit of action also

 

[kandrew]

I have jerked off at almost every place I have worked at.
I have also jacked off in the fitting rooms at Bass Pro, Wal-Mart, Kohls.
I also had a really hot guy I always had a crush on ride me on the school bus in high school.

 

[shaychboi88]

It wasn't like I pulled my pants down and jacked off in front of them. Just sitting at my desk...baggy pants.....hand in my pocket...slightly moving my fingers. You know when you are young it doesn't take a lot to get off.

ya but what about the smell of the cum when u shot.

okay, so I admit it. I did it too: during study hall in the library in 7th grade but it was furtively under the desk with my hand rubbing my hard dick on the outside, over the bulge in my jeans. but when I NEEDED to actually cum I had to let my dick deflate a bit, hope the precum leaking through the denim wasn't too noticable and go to the teacher forced with study hall duty for a hall pass to go use the boys' room.

And either get a rolling of the eyes or a dirty look from the teacher depending on how many boys had done the same thing so they could go and finish beating off. haha

7th grade boys unite!!

 

[Golferdude2]

Ive done it at school, but in the restroom not in class, and in my car as i was driving down the highway!

 

[Ironman092164]

In my car in the parking lot at work, in the bathroom at every job I've had, in my car while driving on the highway (without pants!), in an airplane restroom, in the hot tub at the gym, hiking trails in the Smokies, on my deck in broad daylight totally nude.... I could go on and on. lol

 

[pjboy]

At night on a tennis court.

 

[str8guy]

idk...i guess my bed?...thats like the only place i do it that and shower haha...sorry im boring

 

[KnoackaboutKlown]

I have jacked it in a box, I have jacked it with a fox. I have jacked it here and there, I have jacked it everywhere.

 

[MindBlast]

In high school during a private exam (I missed the exam due to a surgery so I was writing it in a room by myself with a supervisor). The supervisor left and I jacked off all over the chair of his desk. He didn't see it and sat down on it.

 

[skips]

Um, I was gonna share my experience... but I can't possibly follow post #84. I think I'm going to fap to his story instead.

 

[paatreides]

idk...i guess my bed?...thats like the only place i do it that and shower haha...sorry im boring

Oh, my... Dude, not even on the couch? Out on the patio (or balcony)?? In the kitchen??? I'd say you need to get busy, bro!