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Curious... What do you dislike/like in porn?

Midnight-Blue

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Well, now that I've been here talking a little bit I feel more comfortable with starting one of these threads. I've been thinking lately about porn and about some of the things that I don't like in it and things that I do. Now when I say 'things you dislike/like', I am referring to things along the lines of bad/loud music, what kinds of sexual activities the guys do in it, where it is shot, etc. and not the kinds of men who appear in the films. (Although it is perfectly fine by me if you comment on the men themselves.) For me...


Dislikes:

* It seems to me that something like 75-80% or so of the scenes I see between 2 men follow the same kind of format: One guy goes down on the other, then they switch, then one guy fucks the other, then comes their 'money shots' (with the fucker usually shooting onto the other guys ass and the fuckee shooting onto his belly and/or chest.) Now, if you're lucky, there's some rimming (which I like), but often times not. I realize it may be the kinds of or studios who make the movies I am seeing that are just that way, but I think it would be nice to see some other stuff going on once in a while. (Like more butt munching, nipple play, use of sex toys, etc.) I realize that there are 'fetish' videos out there that tend to contain more of that kind of thing, but I don't consider rimming or nipple play and such to be a fetish and they also tend to have things in them that are more 'extreme' that I don't particularly care for. (Like fisting for example, which doesn't do a thing for me.)

* Guys who don't seem to care what is going on. I've seen a few scenes where some guy is getting head, and he acts like he could care less if he were getting a blowjob or not. I prefer the guys to be 'into' what they are doing, but if they're not totally into it, to at least act like they are into it. When they just lie there and don't say anything or make any noise, I wonder what's wrong with them. But then again, I like to let another person know when I'm enjoying a blowjob myself.

* Annoying music. When it comes to music, I'd prefer that they not even have it myself. I would rather hear the sounds of what is going on instead of some dancy beat thumping in my ears, but I know a lot of mainstream porn companies put music on as soon as the 'action' starts. Sometimes the music is kept low and actually sounds nice, but a lot of times I find it annoying if I can't hear the sounds of what is going on. I find it interesting how they tend to turn the music way down or off at the point of the men cumming.

* Mislabeled videos/clips. Mislabeled, as in claiming to contain one thing but actually either not having it or having something entirely different. For example, I once saw a video labeled with the activities that supposedly went on in the video and one of them was "cum-eating!", so I thought perhaps it would be something I might like since I get into seeing that (and facials especially), but as it turns out, the video is like 90 minutes long and for maybe 30 seconds or so in it a guy cums on another guys chest and then uses his fingers to lift his cum up and eat some of it. Now that's what I call misleading. I mean, I assume the phrase to mean someone eating someone else's cum. I think "self cum-eating!" would have been a more accurate phrase. But, I figure they put the phrase on there in order to get suckers like me who are into that purchasing the video. I guess I don't see that a whole lot, but still... And on that same note, when something is labeled 'cum swallowing' or 'eating' I expect the guy to actually swallow the cum, not just get it on the face or swish it around in his mouth and then spit it out or something like that. If the guy just takes a load on his face, that is a facial to me. But anyways, moving on...


Likes:

* Guys in uniform. Especially cops, firemen, or suit and tie guys. Even though I know it's not for real, I still get off on the fantasy of it. ( I recently saw a scene from a newer Titan movie called Cop Shack 2 of a 7 man orgy with 5 of them dressed in uniform. Seeing the guys stick their hard dicks out through the zippers in their dress pants so they could get sucked... Man, was it hot!)

* Scenes that are shot in the following locations: in the shower (Love seeing hairy guys who are wet) or a pool, outdoors or in the woods, or a location in a house other than the usual bedroom/bed location (Such as on a kitchen countertop, stairs, etc.)

* Guys who look up at the other person when they are sucking on their dick and guys who look down when they are getting their dick sucked. (I guess because I like to do that myself.)

* Guys who get into 'dirrty talk' when things are going on. It turns me on when a guy gets 'nasty' with his mouth.

* Guys who you can tell by their facial expressions are really enjoying what is going on. Often times in movies they tend to focus on the penetration going on when they're fucking, but when they show the guy's faces and you can see their facial expressions they are making, I really like that.


OK, enough from me. So, what do you dislike that you see in porn and what do you like?
 
I prefer watching amateur porn over the mainstream ones. Amateur videos tend to be more up close and real while the mainstream ones tend to be well orchestrated and overtly mis-en-scene creation. Moreover, people in real life, engaging in sexual activity, are horny as hell and so ejaculation don't take very long as it would take into several long-edited scenes in the mainstream films. I bet they use some kind of medication so not to ruin the 'action'.
 
I hate buying porn with pics of certain guys on the cover ; only to find not one scene of them in the movie ... a certain mail order company is well known for that ; so I do not buy from Direct any more.
 
* Mislabeled videos/clips. Mislabeled, as in claiming to contain one thing but actually either not having it or having something entirely different. For example, I once saw a video labeled with the activities that supposedly went on in the video and one of them was "cum-eating!", so I thought perhaps it would be something I might like since I get into seeing that (and facials especially), but as it turns out, the video is like 90 minutes long and for maybe 30 seconds or so in it a guy cums on another guys chest and then uses his fingers to lift his cum up and eat some of it. Now that's what I call misleading. I mean, I assume the phrase to mean someone eating someone else's cum. I think "self cum-eating!" would have been a more accurate phrase. But, I figure they put the phrase on there in order to get suckers like me who are into that purchasing the video. I guess I don't see that a whole lot, but still... And on that same note, when something is labeled 'cum swallowing' or 'eating' I expect the guy to actually swallow the cum, not just get it on the face or swish it around in his mouth and then spit it out or something like that. If the guy just takes a load on his face, that is a facial to me. But anyways, moving on...

Yea I like porn that has a big hairy guy or muscle hunk take a load of someones cum in there mouth....that to me is hot but yea I hate when they give a misleading title like that.....self cum-eating is very different...dammit now I have to *|* lol
 
I hate to see condoms in porn, I understand why they are used but porn is fantasy to me and seeing them spoils it for me.
 
If these guys were only ever to shut the fucking up and go over to their business.

Dialogues are sooo lame, it ain't even funny anymore...

Music is often hideous.

More often than not, guys performing openly show that they are bored out of their wits.

Thanks Lord, there is ********** & Co. & all those blogs...

IMHO, the stuff is mostly very worthless, so if I get it for free, I am fine. Dishing out cash for it?

Nope.

SC
 
What I like most is just a natural, real scene of how guys really have sex. Obviously amateur porn is best for that sort of thing but above all I just want to be like a fly on the wall watching the guys go at it.

Another reason I like amateur stuff is that it's often much less safe and sanitized seeming. I don't mean that in the "safe sex" sense, I'm fine with condoms and such but I just have no interest in that squeaky-clean porno kind of sex.

In other words - I can't imagine how I lived without xtube before. :gogirl:
 
I hate it when the actors are already naked when the scene starts. The undressing is the sexiest part! Also, I immediately lose interest if the actor is shaved around his genitals.
 
I thought of a few more things I can add...

I like seeing all the amateur stuff lately and a lot of it has been more erotic to me than a lot of commercial stuff, which does tend to get sort of 'orchestrated' looking. (Complaint #1 I made.) But why do some people insist on pasting loud dance music onto their videos in place of the sound that was there? Or having the t.v. or radio on and turned up extremely loud? Makes me wonder if they think they sound bad or something. And also forgetting to turn the lights on or at least make sure you can see what is going on. I have seen quite a few videos at xtube where from the sound of things it seems like something hot is going on but I can't see what it is or not very well. Maybe they just don't think about it but anyways...

I prefer seeing no condoms even though it isn't PC (It is fantasy after all) but I'm fine with them too and if there's going to be a condom used, then by all means show the guy putting it on I say. Occasionally they will, but most times they don't. The guy just suddenly goes from rubbing his cock against the other guy's asscrack to having a condom already on and his cock stuck or almost stuck in. With anything, when they suddenly cut from one thing to another, I hate that.

Sometimes the dialogue in mainstream stuff is rather silly or lame, but I guess I expect that so it doesn't bother me and I just ignore it. And yeah, the guys being already undressed spoils some of the fun to me too. I like seeing them get undressed and anticipating what they will look like.

And one more like.... I like it when they get close-up or super close-up on the action and it takes up most or all of the screen. I really like that a lot. Too bad they only seem to do it, if they do it, with sucking and fucking action and nothing else it seems like kissing.
 
I hate commercial porn, it's so fake. Even the "guys first time" porn that claims to be "amature" is phony. Give me real people Xtube type clips any day! I like guys who look "real" even if they aren't exactly what most people would consider hot. I don't mean big guys, or older guys; just a semi-cute guy who happens to have buck teeth or wear glasses, is more attractive to me that any GQ guy.
 
I like smooth masculine men, favourite position is the bottom on top facing the camera so you can see his cock while he's being fucked, I love to see a guy cum while he's being fucked and prefer it if I like both guys in a scene that they are versatile. Don't mind threesomes or orgies but gangbanging gets a bit tiresome.

I don't like rimming, dildoes (I find it more of a turn on seeing a guy being fucked by a Real Cock), fisting, dirty talk (usually it sounds really silly), barebacking (not a turn-on knowing guys are putting their lives at risk for my entertainment).
 
When i have filmed Mack's (www.MACKsf.com) videos he purposly wants the cinema verite feel to his porn. He wants long interrupted shots. He wants the camera to not just focus on one body part. He basically wants me to film him having sex, not him having sex to be filmed.

There is some editing done of course, but it is minimized. I would estimate out of a two hour fuck session about an hour 45 minutes are used.

We use the footage from the video to make the clips and the photos on his site come from the video as well.

Part of why he does his own videos is because of the apathetic business approach by some porn producers. He shares many complaints listed above, and yet works to minimize them.
 
dislike: blatant misrepresentation (very sissy boys passing off as str8, etc.)
like: amateur and natural setting
 
Like to hear a guy moan when he gonna cum, and i like to hear him announce it too!

Also like a guy being verbal telling me how it feels but not in a stereotypical porn way if you get my meaning.
 
I hate spitting in movies! It's just such a disgusting turn-off.
Chi-chi larue is the biggest offender. I quit renting anything by her since all they are is a spit-fest.

It drives me crazy when the cut away from a guy just when he starts pre-cumming! That is the hottest part for me, but they always edit it out or wipe it away. LET'S SEE THE PRECUM!!!

I like when there is real chemistry on film, and I love IDENTICAL twins!

Don't like fake over-talkers or screamers. THey don't need to keep on screaming or talking. Just do it!*|*
 
What do I like about porn?. This is so subjective as I know by reading JUB that what other people like, I dont find attractive, and what I like many other people wont go for.

However, in general I dont like porn where the model looks so miserable or bored. Even the most sexy guy is a turn off if he looks that he just wants to get out of here. A smile, and a look that makes you think he enjoys its (even if it is just for the money) just lights up any picture.

My second grip is about sex scenes that just go on too long. A suck is a suck and if it goes on so long it loses a lot. Variety is essential to keep me interested.
 
I dislike music over sex scenes ,I want to hear the sounds of sex and orgasm,I want to see faces And erupting tools.looks are great but masculinity should always trump preety boys,like in the seventies with more guy next door types,less twinks and more hairy men in their 30s.I also want guys who are not just going through the motions but are truly into it.And WHY does oral sex have to be treated only as foreplay? its my favorite thing to see especially if a guy is talented enough to be able to make a dude cum that way[It's so effin hot]directors or writers need to have more imagination beyond the kiss a little[if that]blow job that lasts a few minutes then onto effing,would like to see the whole body paid attention to passionately.There should aLso be more scenes of guys beating each other off.
 
I hate bad audio-action syncro and lousy soundtracks.
I hate razor bumps on freshly shaven asses.
 
Positive: I like to see a guy's facial expression when he cums. And if they can get the orgasm and the face in the same shot, that's the best.

Negative: The music in those vids always sucks.

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