Curious... What do you dislike/like in porn?

[SurfBoy18]

I like when the person giving a blowjob is looking directly at the camera the entire time....total eye contact. Even while they're getting goo'd on. oh yeah lots of cum is a plus too.

 

[gj00169]

I agree about the music prefer natural sounds.

 

[bulge]

I can agree with about everthing said until now, except for condoms. I like condoms and am disappointed when I cann't see the guy putting the condom on. Condoms are utterly erotic for me. I dislike twinks. Only real very masculine guys do it for me. The key of good porn is showing utterly masculine, virile, manly, macho, ...guys. They even don't need to have actual sex, as masculinity as such equals total porn for me. However sex of course is an important added value, but the greatest added value is not even showing actual sex, but especially showing the utter craving of masculine guys for each other. The craving, the longing, the hankering, the hungering of guys for each other should be shown very clearly. It could be done with off-screen voices or showing the eys checking each other out or... (too many ways to explain them all here here).

As soon as guys are very masculine, virile,...,.... I want to see them having utterly soft sex and/or utterly hard sex or both alternating softness and hardness. But the most important to show is the guys care about each other especially when they have very hard sex. There is nothing against showing a beating up between guys and then showing the passive guy being softly washed and consoled by the active guy giving him a cooling off period. There is nothing against sadistic enjoyment of one guyy watching the other suffer as long as something of mutual caring is added.

There is much to say about gay porn. It is very important.

 

[Lancsdan]

I've always preferred pics to vids, I think because there are so few decent vids out there. I do have likes/dislikes however!

Like: amateur
Dislike: fake amateur - or fake anything for that matter
Like: watersports
HATE: scat
Like: piercings
dislike: cockrings, especially when they're really tight. euch
like: underwear
dislike: spandex, where the guy has a really ugly bulge
like: rough/hard sex
dislike: pointless arse slapping
like: real noise
dislike: 'oh yea' 'fuck me' 'take it' and other random shit that just sounds fake
like: real, hairy men
dislike: body shaving, especially smooth cock
like: kissing
dislike: fisting

also dislike when a guy can't get hard and the other guy tries hopelessly to suck a limp cock. its just not attractive cos its usually obvious that the bloke doesn't want to be there.

 

[TomahawkEagle]

I don't like the overly loud music and a guy gets fucked with a dick that is struggling to stay stiff. It's also a turn off when the guy being fucked has a limp dick. I've seen video clips where the guy taking it has a dick that's just as hard as the guy doing the fucking.

 

[New_Secrets]

I like smooth masculine men, favourite position is the bottom on top facing the camera so you can see his cock while he's being fucked.

I definitely agree with you there! And the bottom's cock needs to be hard, and bouncing up and down while he's being fucked. I love that!

I don't like the overly loud music and a guy gets fucked with a dick that is struggling to stay stiff.

Yes! That is the worst thing in porn, when the top can't keep his dick hard!

 

[JNewYork]

hate: hairless fags

like: real men

 

[JOHN B]

like: when a guy grabs the head of the guy giving a blowjob and forces the head of the guy GIVING head, up and down. I love when a guy takes control of ME like that.

hate: when a guy in porn is giving a wonderful, messy blowjob and then, when the guy cums, moves as far away as possible so the receiver cums on his chest, or the floor. What a cop out......

 

[swmjck]

dislike the sound of straight porn in the background during gay porn, and the stupid comments about big tits etc. just before they take it up the ass.

 

[mustangman43]

I am tired of skinny waxed eurotwinks. And guys that all look the same. And the "first timer" who takes a huge dick with little or know problem...yeah right! The music does suck. Lets hear the guys having sex. I totally agree with habercrasper qiut spitting!! It is so gross.
How about some kissing, touching, some realistic seduction. Etc Outdoors and showers are good too but lets see how they get there. Don't start the scene in the middle! Ok I'll stop ranting

 

[TomahawkEagle]

dislike the sound of straight porn in the background during gay porn, and the stupid comments about big tits etc. just before they take it up the ass.

That probably means the guys in gay porn aren't really gay if they need to view straight porn to try to stay hard.

 

[Jason1979]

I can't stand it when people look at the camera as though they're trying to seduce whoever's watching. Dumb and narcissistic.

 

[TomahawkEagle]

Another thing I don't like is porn in languages other than English without English subtitles. Just looking at the action is hot but it would be better to know what's being said.

 

[hollywooddeepthroat]

I dislike a lot of bad acting and/or distracting music.

I've always had a thing for big cumshots, especially when the director includes a supplemental "slow motion" version after the real thing.

 

[CallMeHTD]

When the guy calls his chest "tits". Ugh! I likes a mans CHEST thank you. I'm bi, and dig womens tits too, but it's a turn off when a guys calls a guys chest that. For me anyway. I'm weird. Whatever.

Have you ever noticed the most verbal guy in a video is often the one with the most grating voice?

Huge red boils on an ass.

When they plant the camera in the corner of a room and JUST LETS IT SIT THERE. Little to no close ups, no angle changes, that SUCKS.

 

[slnattak]

-No music no music no music. For the LOVE OF GOD NO MUSIC!!!

-Both of the guys have to enjoy it.

-They have to be rough and fuck like men. Spitting on each other is always nice as well as growling, barking, snorting and throat fucking. And when they do this, they have to have some self-respect for themselves. None of this 'ooh I can actually be aggressive I guess this means I'm a straight guy!'

-But please play to your strengths. Maybe you can't do the rough stuff all that well and it just comes across way too cartoony. I mean yeah I guess it can be fun if you laugh naked while farting on a guy's face but it just comes across as way too stupid. It's better to actually really enjoy farting on a guy's face, and maybe you'd still laugh about it but it would still really turn you on. If it doesn't make the performers horny why would it make us horny? A person just has to find their niche. Personally I've found I look really hot when I sniff socks and jack off furiously, but pissing has never been my thing. On the same token, some guys look really erotic when they take a piss.

-There needs to be more vids of older gay men with younger gay men.

-Physical shape doesn't mean as much as people think. It's all about your internal energy. I'd much rather see an average-build guy enjoy a face-pounding and really getting into it than some guy that looks like a Ken Barbie doll ho-huming his way through the generic locker room fuck scene.

-Gay porn should be made for GAY MEN. Women have been our allies for a long time but please, allow us to have something to call our own. If a chick thinks a porn scene is gross or misogynistic than GOOD that usually means the scene is way hot. Gay men aren't women no matter how fabulous and sassy and 'feminine' we can seem. So we want the aggressive stuff even if we can't catch a football or carve a turkey. And a lot of women do too. So cut out the crap and be a little daring.

-Size does matter as far as visual erotica goes but it's not everything. Still a big cock will make a really good scene just that much better.

 

[SuperPsyze]

I hate music in porn. Doesn't matter what kind, it sucks. If it were good music, it wouldn't be in a porno.

I hate guys who look bored. Honestly, you're getting paid for sex, enjoy it.

I hate guys who overact their moans. If you can't make it sound real, don't do it at all, and give your butt-buddy a slap because he sucks at fucking

 

[bulge]

I hate that mainstream porn is so formulatic. Its all lick it before you stick it then jack off. WTF?

I was watching what I thought was gonna be a really hot vid on Next Door Boys... these two studs are sucking each other off for about twenty minutes, then they stop, sit on the edge of the bed and they each jack off. Let me clarify... they did not jack each other off, no they just jacked off. As I watched, and my hard on deflated, I thought to myself... I just paid for this crap.

What is wrong with the industry? It's like they purposfully aim to dissapoint.

I would love to see some porn where one guy actually gets another guy off... either orally or a handjob or analy (Ive had many an orgasm just from getting pounded). What is the point of having more than one person in the scene if the models are going to manually bring themselves to orgasm?

Right now, amature and YouTube has the best out there, from what I've seen anyway. Mainstream is crap, no matter how hot the models... its just too unrealistic.

No need to show actual sex in porn. They only need to show guys crave after each other. No need to show sex to show it.

 

[bastard wing]

I dislike music in porn. It's usually really tacky music anyway but i just find any music in a porno to be distracting.
If there's no anal scenes then i can't be bothered..
I'm not very fond of threesomes or groupes either. I don't know why...
I hate it when the top tries to look all cool and detatched, i'm a big fan of moaning
Some ammount of body hair is usually a must.
I also like it when a guy who looks like a "typical" butch top actually turns out to be a bottom

 

[bastard wing]

Heh.. it seems that most of the things on my list has already been mentioned to death. We should start a porn party: NO MORE MUSIC!