Curious... What do you dislike/like in porn?

[gaypornstarwannabe]

What do I like in porn?
Me.

 

[wilehart1978]

Likes - nice-looking, masculent guys some vintage films actually have feminine guys (nothing wrong with feminine guys, I just have an bigger appetite for straight guys)

Scenes with jocks

A believable plot..yes a plot...


Disklikes ----


Guys not into each other
Any kind of violent act, S & M or bondage
Large age differentials
Extra skinny or "young-twink" guys

 

[LarsVenice]

Where to start? LOL I don't like the hairless body boy porn or the "amateur porn" that is actually a porn model made to look natural. Why does porn go on forever?!!!!!! most real sex is quick and to the point. All that damn talking is annoying. I don't know about you all but I live in small town USA now and never see anyone with a waistline less than 36.

I live in Venice (L.A.) and have seen porn stars at the gym in WeHo. I see professional body builders at the beach near my house. I've dated porn actors and have met quite a few at the Bad Boys Pool Parties that they have in L.A. and Palm Springs. They are sort of like autograph parties, but some of them will let you give them blow jobs by the pool.

What I don't like: barebacking (unless it's true vintage from the 70s), dubbed music (I can play my own music if I want it), shots that are cropped too much - leaving out desirable body parts, scenes that are too dark to see, dubbed voices that are out of synch, scenes that are too choreographed, unless it is an actor giving commands. I'm not fond of too much dirty talk - a little goes a long way.

What I do like: rimming, 69 rimming, seeing the stud's butthole while he's fucking (this is too often cropped out of the shot), flip flop fucking, Daddies getting rimmed, etc.

 

[CallMeHTD]

As I get older I find I am less and less into mainstream, polished porn. I like the real stuff, like amatuer... but it has to be tight and the guys have to be fast and into it. My fav are the ones where the actors take turns holding the camera wheile the action is going on.

Editing (I kidd you not) is crucial. scenes should be just the right amount of time. Often, cheaper porn will use every frame of film they shot in order to fill the entire dvd. I'd rather see two hotties go at it fast and intense for 16 minutes, than the same two hotties go at it in a draggier 33 minute pace. Keep the good stuff, cut the rest out.

 

[OttawaJanus]

dislike the sound of straight porn in the background during gay porn, and the stupid comments about big tits etc. just before they take it up the ass.

I also dislike that...and when the guys say they are totally straight and have never done stuff with guys before, then they start making out and sucking dick like its something they've done for 15 years - its too fake at that point.

The other thing I dislike is when a guy screws up his face and acts totally put out when someone cums on or is about to cum on his face.

 

[alley]

I hate super tight close-ups that last for minutes at a time---I'd like to see both guys full body shots. And please more hairy men---that shaved look has got to go.

 

[bulge]

I also dislike that...and when the guys say they are totally straight and have never done stuff with guys before, then they start making out and sucking dick like its something they've done for 15 years - its too fake at that point.

The other thing I dislike is when a guy screws up his face and acts totally put out when someone cums on or is about to cum on his face.

Anything str8 in gay porn or even the remotest allusion to str8 is an absolute BUMMER. Only guys craving for each other, actually craving for the real male.

 

[bulge]

I hate super tight close-ups that last for minutes at a time---I'd like to see both guys full body shots. And please more hairy men---that shaved look has got to go.

Male hair is the thing to show in real men porn

 

[romulus]

I don't watch too many gay movies. I used to like them. There's no chemistry between the actors. Every scene is predictable. There have to be scenes with guys that I think are hot to enjoy them. I've seen some with Jeff Palmer and other guys who can enjoy what they're doing. I can't stand when they rim and they think they're fooling us by putting their face in toward the guys ass and licking along the side of the ass a little. So fake! They don't get in and go for it. I hate how guys don't kiss. If they do, there are some who don't mean it. I never understood how a guy could put his mouth over another man's cock but can't lock lips.
I used to watch more straight porn-actually I went for that more than the gay movies when I went to rent them at the book store. Again, I get tired of some things about straight movies: they introduce a scene with a woman. It's only the woman. They show her undressing and walking up stairs or she is on the bed playing with herself. It takes 10-15 minutes out of the scene. Wasted time. They could be showing the actual sex instead of some girl flaunting herself. I also cant' stand when they show women making out with other women when other men are in the scene. What would the industry think if the guys leaned over and started kissing each other or playing with each others' cocks while having sex with the women?
I don't like women who are with hot guys and aren't into the scene. I saw pics of a woman with Justin Slayer and she looked so uninterested. She was with a hot guy. Come on! I don't like when men get up on all fours on top of a woman. The camera man focuses in on the woman and the man's cock going in and out and on his balls, and just at the top of the screen is the guy's hot ass bouncing around and the camera man can't show it. He keeps the camera below the man's ass. I hate that! That's torture.
Some movies seem to have the same ugly men in them all the time. There are some guys the porn industry needs to get rid of.
I like the trailers at the end of movies and added bonus scenes. That is something I e-mailed Active Duty about doing, but they haven't done it yet. Some movies show bloopers or goofing off between takes. I like that. Straight porn needs more scenes like Nacho Vidal and Hanak with that one girl in Face Dance Obsession where there is chemistry and good double penetration positions going on. I like when the guys get into homoerotic double penetrations with the girls. There are some good double penetrations they need to learn how to do more of.

 

[dkuk]

Most mainstream porn i find really boring, as the guys just really dont seem into it - i know it is just a job to them but the whole point is for them to pretend!! I think the porn industry needs a few more cock lovers in it, guys that want a mouthful, love a good fucking!!

One big turn off is when a guy flinches when the other cums on his face, you can tell they are dying to wipe it off - while im at home shouting at the tv give it to me id drink every drop!! WASTE!!

I hate seeing really queeny types in porn, always really loud and playing up to the camera instant turn off no matter how hot the sex is!

Im always a bit dissapointed in porn i feel they could go further, get a bit more sleazy - and i dont mean fisting or scat cause that is a real turn off!! I like the old 80's porn like William Higgins theres something raw about them that makes them really hot!!Also like alot of you have said amatuer always turns me on as does the triga films ive seen something quite real about them!

 

[Jory]

Hate the lame music

 

[CallMeHTD]

Often in mainstream porn, performers are paired up by "type", usually not even meeting for the first time until they show up to shoot their scene. This is typically why the hotness factor between them can be so hit or miss. The guys that are really good at it can make us believe they are into their fellow scene mates. I hooked up with a porn star once (it was awesome), and he confided in me that he ha never, NEVER actualy been attracted to anyone he'd done a scene with.

 

[Cruiser7]

Hi guys. New member here and I LOVE this forum. I'm bi (and DEEP closeted) and this is a great place to say what's on my mind and anonymously discuss my fetishes, my deepest, darkest secrets. Also, to find out that others think the same way I do is a huge help.

Anyway, to the topic at hand:


DISLIKES:

Like most, hate the music. I want to hear what's going on, not some canned music.

Misrepresentations: A movie entitled "Married Guys With Secrets," for example, should not have ALL the actors be flamers. It's a real hard sell when you want me to believe this swisher is actually married. And NOT ONE cast member has a wedding ring on? C'mon, you tellin' me the prop department couldn't come up with ONE damn ring??
If a movie is titled "Glory Holes of Denmark," dammit I expect some gloryholes. Not just one scene where it 'starts' in a gloryhole and (somehow?) ends up in someone's bedroom.

Overall I think porn should be a little bit more like real life. (I know, I know it's a fantasy world, but still.) There's something to be said for sexual tension in scenes. If the plumber is coming to your house and the second he walks in the door you make a grab for his cock, it's just not believable or fun. If you build up the tension a little bit, it makes it all that hotter.


LOVE: REAL amateur and military movies (Dirk Yates, Active Duty, Vinnie Russo, etc.) where it's amateur and believable. Really love how if you keep your eyes open you'll see a guy every now and again with a wedding ring on!

 

[foxtrot_mike]

I actually prefer images to movies and more modelling type shots than porn, id like to see more amateur and real life type shots and less bum sex and more affection.

 

[texan_slant]

I dislke -

music
straight porn in the background
forced/fake moaning
completely shaved/hairless bodies
not enough foreplay or passionate gentle kissing

 

[Royal Heart]

Dislike:
- Music (more often than not, it ruins the mood)

- Close-ups of dick-in-ass. It's great that you have your dick in some guy's ass, but I want to see you fuck. All of you. As in, your entire body. I want to see the way your legs flex, the expression on your face, the way your arms grip onto your partner or whatever's around you. Fucking is so much more than just dick-in-ass.

- Twinkies or sissy boys. I mean ... I'm gay, which usually means I'm into men. Not women in male-ish bodies. Not magical faeries with wands between their legs who live in a land where everything is fabulous. More than disliking these guys in my porn (they're fine as friends, co-workers, strangers, et cetera), is when they try to pass them off as "straight". Please.

- Also, when a guy refers to his chest as "tits". No. It's a chest, they're pecs, pectorals, muscles. They are large slabs of beef with connecting tissue to shoulders. Give them the credit they deserve. They're one of God's most beautiful creations. (Not that I'm religious.)

- Bored guys. If you look like you're not all there, or not into the sex, then not only does it spoil the mood, but it makes the whole scene a little creepy. As though it's borderline non-consentual. It's a big turn-off.

Like:

- Uniforms. Especially when they keep most of the uniform on while fucking. If you're supposed to be a cop, but you're naked then there's nothing to continue to convey the illusion that you're supposed to be a man in uniform. Uniforms are fucking hot, please keep them on. "Men at Play" has hit the nail on the head with regards to this. Now we need to expand this idea to the realm of other kinds of uniforms.

- Dirty talk. I understand that there's only so much you can say before you have to start repeating yourself, but that's why you change it up and space out repetitions with other kinds of talk, grunts and groans. Dirty talk is fucking awesome. Dudes need to be more vocal.

- Kissing, or rather full-on making out. It's such a turn on to see two hot guys make out with each other for longer than a few seconds. Mouth sex is fucking hot, and it does more to turn me on than nipple-sucking or crotch-rubbing.

- Cum eating. Actual cum eating. As in: It goes into your mouth. If you spit or swallow afterward is inconsequential to me. Cumming on your face is boring.

 

[Cruiser7]

Clorox and I have a lot of the same likes/dislikes.

Continuing with the "misrepresentation" aspect: If you are showing me someone who's supposedly on a "hidden camera," how in hell can you be up in the guys face? And how is it that the subject fills the frame completely and centered?

For example, that series "Straight Guys Caught on Tape." Supposedly shows hidden cam footage of straight guys jerking off. I'm sure some of if is real but, c'mon, everybody on those tapes gets completely naked while jerking off. This is not to say some people don't get fully naked, but, in my experience, more often than not, if you're going to just rub one out real quick, and your 'roommate could be home at any time <wink, wink>' then why in the world would you get naked in living room? Doesn't make sense and once I feel like it's a fake, it totally ruins the moment.

 

[jayray]

Definitely my least favorite thing in porn, and it seems to be fairly recent because I don't remember seeing it in older movies, is guys spitting in each other's mouths. What the fuck?? It's so freakin gross!! I love lots of kissing, sloppy blowjobs and ass-eating, but there the spit is "in context", ya know? Just spitting for spitting's sake is a MAJOR turn-off. Ugh! Hate it hate it hate it.

Also not crazy about films where guys take ginormous things up their butts. Big gaping buttholes remind me too much of vaginas, plus I can't help wondering how the guy keeps from crapping his pants while he's walking down the street. Give me nice, tight little puckery buttholes, thanks.

I agree with the comments about music vs natural sounds, and sloppy editing. I hate when they loop the same clip over and over and over again so you have a 20 minute scene with only 10 minutes of actual footage.

There are too many things to love about porn - I'll just say it's best when the guys are hot and turned on by each other. If they're into it then I'm into it.

 

[954dude]

Like
1. Passionate kisses.
2. Different positions.
3. Kinky acts and sexy toys.
4. Not following the routine of most sex scenes.
5. Flip flop sex and versatiles.
6. Tops that kiss and give head.
7. Close ups.
8. Natural chemistry.

Dislike
1. Barebacking.
2. Background music.
3. Too many cum shots.
4. Horrible dialouges.
5. Too much oral sex.
6. Too much editing.
7. Uninterested actors.
8. Too much screaming or noise.

 

[iamyour1fan]

Like:

1. Bareback
2. Bisexuals
3. Well trimmed men.
4. Sloppy Oral
5. Creampies
6. Crossdresing
Hate:
1. Hairy Guys
2. Too Thin