Daddy, how was I born?

[gmoney]

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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'You got Male!'

 

[Joshua_me]

*Groan !*


( I LUV it....)

 

[demsducks]

That's one of my favorites.

 

[GL]

i got this one as a text from my cousin:

son tells his dad he had sex for the first time. dad grabs two beers, says congrats, u got any questions? he says, "yes. how long will it take 4 my ass 2 stop hurting??

 

[Lightsage]

That's a good one.

I'll have to remember that...

 

[RationalLunacy]

What do you suppose would have happened if the pop-up had read: "I haz got cheezburger"??

 

[MrBarbrey]

i got this one as a text from my cousin:

son tells his dad he had sex for the first time. dad grabs two beers, says congrats, u got any questions? he says, "yes. how long will it take 4 my ass 2 stop hurting??

haahaahahahah that ones funny

 

[HOT4MEN]

i got this one as a text from my cousin:

son tells his dad he had sex for the first time. dad grabs two beers, says congrats, u got any questions? he says, "yes. how long will it take 4 my ass 2 stop hurting??

Hehehehehehehehe!!

 

[nathandgr8]

those are funny