Dakotaken

[AllMan]

Welcome back !

Let's celebrate with dinner and a movie !

(actually, we can skip the dinner....)

Elvin1's my favorite pornstar....is this available on DVD or Blu-ray?

 

[Joshua_me]

"Last Tango in Elvin"

Ahh yes, I remember it well....

You just can't beat the classics.

Plus, during it's initial, um, release, lube and Kleenex sales almost doubled world wide....

 

[Joshua_me]

"Midnight in the Garden of Wood and Elvin" is a keeper, as well....

 

[Lefty]

sorry people, I was actually momentarily speechless, utterly stoned...er stunned to see the Dakota kid back in the saddle.

Now that I've recovered and in celebration of our newer star Dakota and the walking box ofice Elvin, my new epic will begin shooting Valentines Day.

The working title is Stroke Back and Mount Up. I will be looking for a couple of key grips, maybe even a stand in or 3. Applications for positions may be submitted to Miss Stacy by the Bay for consideration.

Due to Miss Stacy's slight problem (sweats and swoons and stutters when in proximity to one of our stars, I will need an EMT on call 24/7. DKNY and Kara Bullit or previously detained so that position is also available. This position will be filled at Miss Stacy behest and the new hire will have to be able to speak some femenese to assure no communication problems..

Until then...News at 11, film on the 14th.

 

[Lefty]

Thats true Rave.

Butt, we did use your snake several times over for the

prequel to Splendor in the Ass.

 

[Ranchman]

I'm still here.

I know Piggy - thank goodness!!

 

[Lefty]

But Raven,

Was it not you that sold the story to the Tattler and Midnight Sun about how

it wasn't his attention span that was the shortest thing in the room? Or was

that the other fluffer Tel(all)star? I forget.

 

[Lefty]

I remember now..People Magazine double issue (you said you wouldn't talk to the

pulps),,,Weren't we filming Its A Small World Even With Evin and All...I think Jasun

had a bit part in that one, just a walk on cameo..yes, and in fact I remember the

nun saying Elvin was the Biggest star she had ever met...

 

[SilverWolf]

No one told me all this stuff

Can I be in the next movie/interview?

Just a small background role would be nice like handing out the equipment

 

[SilverWolf]

Oh, I see. So it wasn't as hot and as memorable as you whispered to me. Was it?

Elvin it was hot memorable but exactly whose dick do I have to suck to get my name to appear in the credits?

Is it so much to ask for recognition?

After all, who's doing all the work making sure everybody had sufficient lube and condoms for the shots? I seem to recall someone promising my name would be recognized

 

[Lefty]

Hey...

I'm the fucking director remember. Wolfie, you want a part in my movie you gotta show and prove your creds. Or make special arrangements with me off set.

Miss Stacy, I don't know where you came up with that not so bright remark...You gotta bulb loose maybe? Elvin, the old bag didn't say fag...nuns can't talk like that.

Raven, you are hereby appointed Publicity Director...do what you gotta do mate.

You are the Money man. Okay team.. lets go. Mr. Wolfie your scream test will me tomorrow at high noon with Elvin and Dakota and me...be ready for anything and dress appropriately.

 

[SilverWolf]

Hey...

I'm the fucking director remember. Wolfie, you want a part in my movie you gotta show and prove your creds. Or make special arrangements with me off set.

Miss Stacy, I don't know where you came up with that not so bright remark...You gotta bulb loose maybe? Elvin, the old bag didn't say fag...nuns can't talk like that.

Raven, you are hereby appointed Publicity Director...do what you gotta do mate.

You are the Money man. Okay team.. lets go. Mr. Wolfie your scream test will me tomorrow at high noon with Elvin and Dakota and me...be ready for anything and dress appropriately.

Does dressing appropriately include me wearing as little clothing as possible?

 

[Lefty]

Absolutely not. We run a respectable stable ummuh studio you can have
2 pinky rings and an open weave mesh penis protection device....one pair
of wrist restraints and an anal intruder security device. Ball gags will be furnished by management when and where needed.

Dakota, Sir Elvin...any special requests? Lord Raven anything pubicity might need? Ok. thats a wrap.

 

[Lefty]

Why are you scared of old Lefty Elvie?

Its his Righty that is mighty....even though it hooks to the left, thereby

rendering him bi-party san.......so to speak.


but ...to be brief, in those briefs you have nothing to be scared of...they make me feel very pro-tective...very.

 

[Joshua_me]

hmm............

 

[Lefty]

Almost git it right Raven...

Actually its more like anywhere he beds BECOMES a sound stage.

I thought you toddled off to bed...no noise here for a while.

 

[StlKj]

You nasty bitches and your old school videotapes are so played out.

I have the bootleg 3D version of Elvatar. You should see what he can do when he's nine foot tall and blue. And that 3D tail of his--let's just say it brings a whole new meaning to the term "audience participation."

C'mon guys--it's the way of the future.

 

[StlKj]

You bitch.

That was locked away securely in my vault.

Hand it back and you will not get hurt.

It's not for public release yet.

C'mon, hand it over. (that's all the blue smilies on the page I'm on haha)

Fuck that noise, heifer. I've already got all my minions out selling that shit at flea markets. You should have used a better safe combination than Elvin's phone number. Hell, I can get that off any bathroom wall.


Love you, Elvie. Totally in jest. Don't hurt me. I'll go back and erase all of those I wrote in sharpie.

 

[Lefty]

Stacy and KJ had your private ...well you told me it was private....number.

Oh and KJ that is not his tail, It is a forward facing groin prosthesis we had attached by KaraB on a weekend at Stacys place when that cheap tart Elvin thought we were playing Dungeons and Drag queens.

 

[Joshua_me]

Grr....

I can't get my stupid fake video tape image to work...

It was a REALLY good one, too...