Damn Army Guys

[CenTex22]

I've recently determined that the only guys I am really attracted to are the local army guys. I don't think I have a fetish, I don't think, but they all seem to be the ultimate example of what I look for in men.

Luckily, I live near one of the largest military bases in the world (Ft. Hood, Texas) and so there are tens of thousands of guys decked out in BDUs within short driving distance of me. Unluckily, army gay guys are a lot harder to find than your standard breeds of gay guys. I'm not looking for a guy who is into clubbing or the traditional "gay scene", either, and so that makes it doubly hard.

I've found a few guys online via things like Yahoo Personals, but it seems like it is IMPOSSIBLE to contact them unless they are a subscriber (even though I'm already a subscriber, which is some bullshit). Craigslist and the like only bring out the dudes looking for sex and I'm not into that.

My question to you, JUB, is: how do I go about finding more army guys?

In exchange, I offer you an example of the type of guys I need to find:

 

[chillyboi]

A good % of servicemen are HOT!!!!

 

[kramer362]

I'm with you on this. A good portion of my friends from high school are in the Marines or Army but never had any attraction to any of them fortunately. But if I could find a hot guy like them who is into guys, hot damn!

 

[Ares]

^ He said he wasn't looking for something on CL.

Well the Captain America types sure are pretty aren't they? It's going to be a tough find though. If you think about it, a majority of single women have trouble finding straight ones and they have a much larger pool to pull from.

The ones that are out will have men fawning over them, so be prepared for some competition, and the ones in the closet, well good luck with that...

Join the army.

 

[Horschallen]

I share the same cravings for men in military.

 

[CenTex22]

A good % of servicemen are HOT!!!!

It seems like all of them are either REALLY hot or REALLY ugly. Usually, they are really hot though.

Well the Captain America types sure are pretty aren't they? It's going to be a tough find though. If you think about it, a majority of single women have trouble finding straight ones and they have a much larger pool to pull from.

The ones that are out will have men fawning over them, so be prepared for some competition, and the ones in the closet, well good luck with that...

Join the army.

Honestly, I have heavily considered joining the army just so that I can meet some more friends / guys. I've met 2 or 3 army guys online but they just had too many problems for me to handle. I can deal with some heavy social drinking, but out-of-control alcoholism is a deal breaker lol.

I do see your point about women having a hard time too and it makes sense. However, it doesn't help to alleviate the "I want" feeling that I have, haha.

My other issue with army guys is that even though the guys are really hot, they date some of the fugliest women imaginable. Maybe it is just because there are so many men in the military that they have to "settle" with what they can get in the surrounding female population, but DAMN some of them girls are ugly. That just makes it all the worse because I know that some of those guys are gay just by the way the make eye contact, but yet, they persist in dating, marrying, and breeding butt-ugly women who weigh like 3x what the men weigh. It's sad. I should start a foundation to help connect hot army guys with equally hot men or women.

I share the same cravings for men in military.

It's unfair, isn't it? That they can be that hot.

 

[AngelFromAbove]

My other issue with army guys is that even though the guys are really hot, they date some of the fugliest women imaginable. Maybe it is just because there are so many men in the military that they have to "settle" with what they can get in the surrounding female population, but DAMN some of them girls are ugly. That just makes it all the worse because I know that some of those guys are gay just by the way the make eye contact, but yet, they persist in dating, marrying, and breeding butt-ugly women who weigh like 3x what the men weigh. It's sad. I should start a foundation to help connect hot army guys with equally hot men or women.

Maybe these women had something to offer these men besides looks? Just a thought.

 

[CenTex22]

Maybe these women had something to offer these men besides looks? Just a thought.

Sorry, I should've mentioned their complete lack of redeeming characteristics. They are, without fail, evil, loud, angry, needy, jealous, bitches. They are evil, bro. Evil.

 

[bankside]

Sorry, I should've mentioned their complete lack of redeeming characteristics. They are, without fail, evil, loud, angry, needy, jealous, bitches. They are evil, bro. Evil.

It must be looks then. Some guys like a woman with some heft.

 

[Ares]

I should start a foundation to help connect hot army guys with equally hot men or women.

lol! Now there's a good idea (only if you let me sign up to be a recipient of one of these lost hotties, of course)

 

[spencer]

outinamerica websites

 

[rareboy]

My other issue with army guys is that even though the guys are really hot, they date some of the fugliest women imaginable. Maybe it is just because there are so many men in the military that they have to "settle" with what they can get in the surrounding female population, but DAMN some of them girls are ugly. That just makes it all the worse because I know that some of those guys are gay just by the way the make eye contact, but yet, they persist in dating, marrying, and breeding butt-ugly women who weigh like 3x what the men weigh. It's sad. I should start a foundation to help connect hot army guys with equally hot men or women.

You are so right. We see it all the time near Canadian bases as well.

Our theory is that a lot of these guys are pretty but kinda dumb and they end up nailing the girls who aren't looking for an Einstein...or an upwardly mobile lifestyle.

Either that or else all the soldiers are secretly gay and so they don't care what their brood sows look like.

 

[G-Lexington]

My other issue with army guys is that even though the guys are really hot, they date some of the fugliest women imaginable. >>>Maybe it is just because there are so many men in the military that they have to "settle" with what they can get in the surrounding female population, but DAMN some of them girls are ugly. That just makes it all the worse because I know that some of those guys are gay just by the way the make eye contact, but yet, they persist in dating, marrying, and breeding butt-ugly women who weigh like 3x what the men weigh. It's sad.

"Sad" is, in fact, the precise word I was looking for.

Lex