David Blaine breaks World record on Oprah

[DotComGuy]

If you havent heard, David ate 11 twinkies in one minute. He beat Oprah's record of 8 twinkies in one minute


Yeah David!!!!

 

[valis23]

Did he subsequently turn into a large black woman?

 

[Sunshine]

Did he subsequently turn into a large black woman?

Oooh child, it take more than just a few delicious hostess treats to turn into somethin' this big, ebony, and beauitiful.

*snap*

You gots to eat small children too.

 

[DotComGuy]

Actually, David Blaine broke the world record for someone holding their breath under water

David outlasts the previous record of 16 minutes, 32 seconds…and keeps going! Finally, at 17 minutes, 4.4 seconds, he breaks the surface of the water and takes his first breath as a Guinness World Record holder. His lifelong dream has finally come true.

http://www2.oprah.com/tows/slide/200804/20080430/slide_20080430_350_109.jhtml

 

[RationalLunacy]

Oooh child, it take more than just a few delicious hostess treats to turn into somethin' this big, ebony, and beauitiful.

*snap*

You gots to eat small children too.

Pfffft! That's nothing!

They had to pull Sally Struthers from the Christian Children's Fund commercials when it was discovered that she was eating entire African villages.

 

[valis23]

Pfffft! That's nothing!

They had to pull Sally Struthers from the Christian Children's Fund commercials when it was discovered that she was eating entire African villages.

Yeah, but she was disqualified after it was discovered she was washing them down with Chocolate Soldiers.

 

[Sunshine]

^

I choked when I read that....and I don't choke easily.

 

[doctorsun]

Can't this douchebag just do a fucking magic trick? I'm sick of hearing about his "stunts".

 

[wraithsa]

lol he ate 11 twinks in a minute jees talk about SKILLS hehe

 

[CGHJ]

That's a long time to hold your breath. A LONG time. 11 twinkies would be impressive, too.

 

[Smitho]

You have to hate that man. Holding his breath may have shut him up for a bit.