Dear guy on the bus who was sitting in front of me

[Ram]

I saw you reading JUB on your Hello Kitty phone.

Sorry to have invaded your privacy. I was reading a book for my essay and I got bored. I looked up and saw you reading a JUB thread. You were scrolling down and stopped to read my post. I don't know why but it was really spooky to see that. Another human being reading what I wrote? Am I actually seeing another person reading what I wrote? On free will? It was like Inception or something. It just blew my brains out. I wanted to tell you that I was the dude who wrote that.

Yeah, it was not a brilliant post so I didn't really introduce myself. I had my bitchcraft on full God mode in that post so it wasn't really a good opening for me. "Hi I'm that cunt who wrote that! Major asshole here -- and you?"

My hair wasn't combed so I didn't want to scare you. And I had my face with me. The one was I born with.

If you were on the bus X63 (first number hidden) heading to that shopping mall at HF, I was behind you. Oh and I smelled your hair. I am not a pervert or anything. It just that the guy next to me smelt bad and your fragrant hair helped me endure the journey. I was close to yanking out a lock of it just in case you left and he stayed behind with me.

Plus you are extremely cute.

Just want you to shit your pants when you read this.

 

[purina]

^I bet that's just his trick name.

 

[eyeoftheshark]

You should have talked to him.A hello kitty phone?i mean really...

 

[DigitalFudge]

It was Knucklehead

Plus you are extremely cute.

Nevermind

 

[refujiunderground]

looks like we've found someone who posts on craigslist "missed connections" which means you probably might be a nutjob.

 

[jmadaf]

I've done that on the trolley, when it's crowded, smelled some sweet guys, and even rubbed up against them, I've even had someone cop a feel on my ass, some of the guys are right you should of said hello.

 

[Saybrooke]

That was me!!!

















Lmbo jk jk XD

 

[windsors]

You sure it wasn't Elvin, He really smells nice when he's out and about.

 

[ronboy]

Ram, wish that it was me...but it wasn't...

(I'm not into Hello Kitty)

 

[subsonic]

You should have said hello after smelling his kitty like that..

Sorry

 

[PaperPlanes]

awww, that's such a cool story.

 

[ravenstar]

Awesome. I want an invitation to the wedding.

 

[FPNY]

How was probably reading one of my witty retorts and dreaming about what I must be like in person...

 

[Ram]

^ Or you could just look at your avatar.

 

[RonR18]

It'd be funny if he turned out to be a well known JUBber himself, butt doesn't want to reveal it since you've seen his face.

 

[star-warrior]

I bet whoever is reading that is thinking

 

[BreakTheIce]

omg lol best topic ever

 

[eyeoftheshark]

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-cell-phone.jpg

 

[glasvegas]

Ram, I have a feeling it is Telstra.

 

[USEDCAR]

I hope its Elroyauto