Dear guy on the bus who was sitting in front of me

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

This is kinda cute and creepy at the same time lol.

 

[Maestoso]

I would've approached him if I were you.

 

[subsonic]

Even if this person reads this thread, they are NOT going to own up to it since you mentioned the Hello Kitty phone. It'll ruin their public perception for the next time they claim to be "straight acting."

Do you really think that a dude with a hello kitty phone would define himself as being "straight acting"?

 

[Ram]

Ram, I have a feeling it is Telstra.

That's a different bus. Telstra rides in the special bus.

 

[Ram]

I hope its Elroyauto

No please god no. I will never take public transport ever again.

 

[Ram]

Even if this person reads this thread, they are NOT going to own up to it since you mentioned the Hello Kitty phone. It'll ruin their public perception for the next time they claim to be "straight acting."

I am sorry NA but how did one person became "they"? I am pretty sure it was not an amoeba that sat in front of me.

 

[Ram]

awww...too cute. And quite an interesting story, Ram.

I wonder what thread he was reading.

Also--could you tell if he was a registered user, or just browsing as a lurker? lol

Thanks!

Well the fact that he was seen outside of his house, has nice hair and a social life, it probably means he is a lurker.

 

[Ram]

Ram!! Why didn't you just say hi to me?! I had no idea you were behind me!

If it was you, I would have grabbed your neck and yanked it back and plant one on you.

And if you neck hasn't snapped by then, maybe dinner?

 

[Ram]

And they say you can't find whores anymore near bus stations.

 

[Ram]

Don't burst his bubble. He has to continue his "I'm so cool because I preach individualism and accept feminine guys!" narrative, no matter how much of a non sequitur.

Oh good lord. I have already engaged him. He might reply me. Fuck.

 

[Ram]

I meant watch Family Guy! *grabs hello kitty phone and leaves*

Go. Just leave. Like the rest of them.

*sniff and hides a lock of Cupidboy's hair*

 

[Ram]

^ That's awesome.

 

[Scealle]

That's cool. I guess it is a small world after all. Hope he replies to you soon

 

[Telstra]

Sounds like you had a crush.