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Lawnmowerman

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Vanti said:
I hope you don't like sixthson, because I'm going to have to hurt him after the last comment he left me. :grrr:

At least hurt his feelings...:mad:

That is all.

Threesome? WITH HIM?? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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I have a log splitter and a nice steel pipe; to where shall I take them?
 
This is so cool. I have never been threatened at JUB before.
 
sixthson said:
Take them to Vanti. If he doesn't tell you what to do with them, I will.:D
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Vanti said:
Just highlight my first post in this thread and get back to me...



Oh, yeah. I'm sure you would be glad to tell me what to do with them.

I'm not that stupid, though.

Well...

Not often...

Usually...
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Well now that I highlighted it, I'm not sure I can help you in that case. Unless I'M part of the threesome. I can bring OTHER things for that, though...
 
Vanti said:
I sincerely hope you mean have fun hurting sixthson...

Otherwise...

You're next!
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Maybe Lawnmowerman has another length of pipe he could use on Piggy?
 
Vanti said:
That's a threesome neither of us want to be a part of...

Gimme a second and I'll comment you a name.

I apologize in advance.

:lol:
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If I know the threesome involved, at least one of you will be whistling Dixie.
Now salute the flag.
 
There's something about that Norse humor that always gets lost in the translation to outsiders#-o.Viking horns are always cool though!:p
 
Vanti said:
Check your comments if you haven't already, Pork chop.



You are the one that brought up the threesome with...with...I can't even say it.

*cries
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I didn't bring it up. The JUBber in question hit on you and made you an offer I didn't think you could refuse.
Obviously you could, but don't come crying to me when it is just you and your cock sock tonight.

Look at it this way, at least you won't need to visit the free clinic on Tuesday (I assume they will be closed for the holiday), unless it is for ointment to treat the sweatsock burns on your bits and pieces.

See where trying to help someone gets me? Feh!
 
Sausy said:
There's something about that Norse humor that always gets lost in the translation to outsiders#-o.Viking horns are always cool though!:p
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Do you want me to hit you with my lutefisk?
 
Perhaps it's time to re-tire.

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What a day of firsts! I get publicly threatened by the King of the jungle in a very thuggish manner, then two fairy fine fellows say sweet things about me (thanks Hoodie and Vannie).

Please call off Lawmowerman. My log does not need splitting. I prefer my wood intact, thank you very much.

BTW, Hotdog, when I hit you with my lutefisk, just be thankful it was still in the dried state. Being hit by rehydrated and boiled lutefish might hurt less, but the memory lingers on and on and on. Let's just say it does not wash off easily. Uff da!
 
Vanti said:
sixthson - I'll call Lawn off if you take back what you said in the comment!
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Don't kill the messenger just because you don't like the message. You would not have threatened my person if I had given you the same encouragement with a young, uncut Pavel Novotny-type, would you?

Nooooo, you have to have them hot AND sane, don't you?

In the spirit of good will, I forgive you. Peace.
 
sixthson said:
BTW, Hotdog, when I hit you with my lutefisk, just be thankful it was still in the dried state. Being hit by rehydrated and boiled lutefish might hurt less, but the memory lingers on and on and on. Let's just say it does not wash off easily. Uff da!
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I should note that when you followed up the dried lutefisk with lefse with butter and honey, it didn't hurt nearly as much. Much tastier, too ...

... and it gave me a terrific idea for a Viking-style party! I'll leave the details to your imagination, but let's just say you replace the cracker with a nice piece of lefse... *|*
 
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