dear precious sweet baby jesus lord

[fabulouslyghetto]

please let me and my man NEVER be one of those families that does the matching pajama christmas photos. something about that is so very Stepford Wives, very Pleasantville. the only holiday we're taking that seriously is Halloween. And valentine's day. if we do a christmas photoshoot it'll be a gag like the tree is knocked over i'm passed out clutching a bottle of whisky and a still-burning cigarette and my man is chasing our little one around while looking back at my lit cigarette like "OH BROTHER!" less prim proper and pristine pre-roofie Cosby/Kardashians more Adams Family, Married With Children vibes.

i had to take a break from facebook cuz these christmas pics are just... am i trippin? does anybody else get weirded out by that? i dunno, i feel like christmas is for the kids, as adults our holiday is right around the corner (NYE). I'm feeling too much like a suburban soccer mom right now, I'm gonna go look at some penis pics a few doors down in the Show Off forum cuz this holiday is way too Disney for me.

/rantover

 

[Alistair]

I think the matching pajamas is so cute

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Your picture of you and your cats in matching pajamas isn't showing up. Other than in my imagination.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think the matching pajamas is so cute

then you're not getting any cake tonight. i'm protesting matching pajamas.

 

[rareboy]

I dunno....if you can rock the look.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I dunno....if you can rock the look.

maybe if the patns were a little tighter, i can't even see the dick veins

 

[Peloso]

maybe if the patns were a little tighter, i can't even see the dick veins

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

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THAT'S what i wanna see.

 

[Peloso]

These days I'd be more likely to opt for the giant snickers bar rather than a huge dick.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

So what happened to the Snickers Marathon protein bar?