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This cracks me up despite being hotter than hell. A guy I used to date once told me to come over his apartment before I went to work to get my Christmas present. He was home alone, and when he opened the door he was totally naked, except for a big red ribbon and bow tied around his limp dick. Needless to say, I called in sick to work.Fuck he's pretty......![]()





