Did I make myself gay?

[NotHardUp1]

oh shut up, we also know you are unstable ....

The truth hurts if it ought to, Telly.

Good luck on the "unstable" attempt at branding. Our words become us on the internet. That's true for you. That's true for me. I'll gladly accept my reputation here, and no one aside from you is calling me unstable. Guess why.

On the other hand, you are perpetually called out alternately as either an idiot or a troll, depending on which hat you choose to wear.

 

[NotHardUp1]

One is inclined to suppose that not that many US Americans know where many of the products that Sears, Roebuck & Company offered abt 1960–1990 actually have been manufactured?

Hint: The direction "German" isn't totally wrong; but no, not the Federal Republic of Germany, but the other side, the dark one, the eeeeeeevil Communist one…

I grew up a devotee of Sears, and I don't mean the underwear section. In my small town, the catalogue center was a staple. You could get good, average grade clothing and hardware, and not held at ransom pricing to small town merchants. It broke the stranglehold that the mercantile class had held on Middle America.

When Sears began diversifying in the 1970s and adding optical, financial and other distractions, we knew the Antichrist had come. They deserved to meet their doom for that.

And what is K-mart, Sears' bastard child? What kind of Hellspawn slouched forth there? Blech! It's twice as ugly as Wal-Mart ever was.

 

[otters]

And what is K-mart, Sears' bastard child? What kind of Hellspawn slouched forth there? Blech! It's twice as ugly as Wal-Mart ever was.

Never been inside a Kmart — is it like a Woolworth? (Shudder.)

 

[mikey3000]

No. Either nature or nurture, your parents did it. Blame them.

 

[CoolBlue71]

Sometime I wonder if I made myself attracted to men. For example when I started masturbating by the age of 11 or 12; i would take my moms Sears Catalogue and open it to the mens underwear section. Then I would strip to my underwear and lay on the bed on my belly, staring at the pictures. I would lay there and “hump” my bed or pillow while looking at the underwear models. I would rub my, at the beginning, soft penis to a point of dry orgasm. As time goes by just looking at the pictures of half naked men was enough to get a hard on and I would change my masturbation technique by doing it with my hands. So now I wonder if rubbing my soft penis to pictures of men by the age of 11 caused me becoming gay. I don't understand how my brain would rather see masculine features, but I don't understand why it's like this. Would I be straight and attracted to women now if I had looked at the women and beat my meat to the women in bras instead of the men 15 years ago?

Your question really says you are unaware of how sexual orientation works.

You have been attracted to men since you became sexually aware.

 

[CoolBlue71]

No, it's not your fault.
Sears, Roebuck & Company is a very evil chain of American homo-propaganda.

Given that…homosexual men should be devoting their shopping to Sears.

 

[justaguy]

Cool. This is like a classic 'Which came first the chicken or the egg?' scenario.

 

[Telstra]

The truth hurts if it ought to, Telly.

Good luck on the "unstable" attempt at branding. Our words become us on the internet. That's true for you. That's true for me. I'll gladly accept my reputation here, and no one aside from you is calling me unstable. Guess why.

On the other hand, you are perpetually called out alternately as either an idiot or a troll, depending on which hat you choose to wear.

Truth about what?
Your online character is undesirable

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

How come you didn't train yourself to jerk over woman underwear pictures? If I recall those Sears catalogs had a woman's section in them too.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Never been inside a Kmart — is it like a Woolworth? (Shudder.)

K-mart is the cheaper, uglier, less popular version of Wal-Mart. Little selection, and a sort of pall of incompetency that hangs over their workers.

Woolworth, before they pulled out of North America, didn't have that reputation.

 

[rareboy]

It was probably the man on page 602 that turned you into a homo.

http://hoaxes.org/weblog/comments/the_man_on_page_602

 

[rareboy]

How come you didn't train yourself to jerk over woman underwear pictures? If I recall those Sears catalogs had a woman's section in them too.

I remember from some years ago, coming back to our house after the lawn boy had been in for lunch and finding a catalogue opened to the women's lingerie section laying beside the sofa. No sticky pages, but as a straight kid...he certainly knew which section he was interested in. There's no 'training' involved.

 

[Dashriprock3172]

No but sound like you probably made yourself crazy

 

[NotHardUp1]

Actually, I remember the man on Page 602 modelling a beautiful shearling lambskin coat I wanted.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Looking for the coat pic didn't yield anything, but I did stumble across another interesting catalog pic:

 

[thewiz]

I knew it. I caught our Mastiff looking at the internet this morning and when I checked what he was searching....here's what I found.




I worry he's into puppy play because he was also sporting the start of an erection.

 

[jbrown329]

Thank goodness you didn't get a Petco catalogue.

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.

 

[jbrown329]

At the age of 12 I was looking at Oui and was sucking dick before that.

 

[Willie Boy]

On the other hand, you are perpetually called out alternately as either an idiot or a troll, depending on which hat you choose to wear.

Then there are those who suggest he may be an idiot troll all in one.