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Humor-Satire "Did you bring the black guy?"

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"Did you bring the black guy?"
"No... did you?"
"I thought you had him."



*stolen from my FB.
 

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Bill: Well gosh dangit who was supposed to bring the black?
Carol: Bill I thought you were bringing a black.
Bill: That's ridiculous Carol the only one I know is the security guard at Trader Joe's.
Carol: I think there's five that live in my cul de sac should I ask them?
Bill: I don't see why not, we need at least one to help us understand what they're saying.
Diane: Guys, relax.
Carol: What do you mean relax? I'm the one that has to talk to those ni-
Diane: This is what we're going to do. If anybody asks, we'll tell them the other recruiter is on a bathroom break.
Bill: Carol your ideas are almost as good as your fireball whisky pumpkin pie.
Diane: Carol, take my keys, look underneath the passenger seat there should be an MC Lyte cassette tape, bring it here and get the tape player out of my trunk.
*Bill and Carol stare curiously*
Diane: It was a long time ago, Trevor and I were having problems, I was eating all my feelings and bought more groceries than I could carry out of Trader Joe's so the security guard helped me to my car.
Bill: I bet he did help you to your car.
Carol: How big was it?
*Bob and Diane in unison* CAROL!
Carol: Ok ok, I'm going I'm going.
*Carol walks off*
Bob: No seriously, how big was it?
 
willhunt said:
Excuse me, but isn't that the Current Events and Politics Forum?
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To be frank it's what most discussions on issues that pertain to men of color feel like on JUB. "How a bunch of old white guys feel about"...mass incarceration, hip hip culture, stop n frisk, police violence, gun control in Chicago, et cetera. :rotflmao: I'm a lonely milk dud in a sea of yogurt-covered raisins. Aside from you, Frank and a few sweet others nobody really listens, rather takes a paternal, teacher-like role of "educating" me on my own experience and telling me how I'm wrong and seeing things from a lense of self-victimization. It's' kind of a drag but what are you gonna do? :lol:
 
^ "No. I thought you were bringing him. I brought the watermelon, fried chicken and Obama stickers. This is going to make us look like a shallow sideshow. Damnit!"
 
I found him.

Trump_West.jpg


He's been busy being not funny on Saturday Night Live, wearing a MAGA hat, and going on a pro-Trump rant while the rest of the cast stood around wondering what in hell they were supposed to be doing.

Trump, meanwhile was all praise:

Like many, I don’t watch Saturday Night Live (even though I past hosted it) - no longer funny, no talent or charm. It is just a political ad for the Dems. Word is that Kanye West, who put on a MAGA hat after the show (despite being told “no”), was great. He’s leading the charge!
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https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-pra...harge-anti-democrat-speech-snl-183149523.html
 
gsdx said:
I found him.

Trump_West.jpg


He's been busy being not funny on Saturday Night Live, wearing a MAGA hat, and going on a pro-Trump rant while the rest of the cast stood around wondering what in hell they were supposed to be doing.

Trump, meanwhile was all praise:



https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-pra...harge-anti-democrat-speech-snl-183149523.html
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I wish they'd just go ahead and institutionalize [STRIKE]him[/STRIKE] them. Kanye is so deep in the sunken place it's hardly funny anymore. Still a little funny, but I miss Kanye West. Kanye Kardashian can eat a dick.
 
Excuse me, make way for the POTUS. He's arrived and his crew will arrive shortly. The invitation went out just a couple of hours ago.DonnyJohnLove.jpg
 
gsdx said:
I found him.

Trump_West.jpg


He's been busy being not funny on Saturday Night Live, wearing a MAGA hat, and going on a pro-Trump rant while the rest of the cast stood around wondering what in hell they were supposed to be doing.

Trump, meanwhile was all praise:



https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-pra...harge-anti-democrat-speech-snl-183149523.html
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Fab - who do we complain to have his black card taken away? #-o

Kanye West Goes On Conspiracy-Laced Pro-Trump Rant On ‘SNL’ And Gets Booed

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kanye-west-goes-on-bizarre-pro-trump-rant-on-snl-and-gets-booed_us_5bb10a25e4b0c75759662339
 
^ No wonder Trump likes him so much. And just when I didn't think I could lose any more respect for either of them.
 
Pss pss pss. Hey did'ja hear? Fox News called Kanye "one of the bravest men in America right now."

On Monday morning on Fox and Friends, conservative commentator Candace Owens praised West in rapturous terms for sticking up for Trump. “There is no doubt that he is one of the bravest men in America right now,” Owens said. “The left has declared war on our American values and Kanye is fighting the cultural front.”
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https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fox-news-...-bravest-men-america-right-now-171133600.html
 
frankfrank said:
I wish this was satire.
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Alan Keyes and Ben Carson must be seriously worried. There's only room for one Uncle Tom in the log cabin. Only RuPaul coming out as alt-right can trump this by teabagging Kanye.
 
DantheManFL said:
Fab - who do we complain to have his black card taken away? #-o

Kanye West Goes On Conspiracy-Laced Pro-Trump Rant On ‘SNL’ And Gets Booed

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kanye-west-goes-on-bizarre-pro-trump-rant-on-snl-and-gets-booed_us_5bb10a25e4b0c75759662339
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For me personally he lost his card when he married into that Harem of succubi. Kanye became a cartoonish caricature of everything he used to criticize. He resides in the sunken place now

RIP Kanye West
Kanye Kardashian can eat a dick
 
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