Attention Did you have a nice poop this morning?

[Vannie]

Was it "S"shaped like Oprah's?

Are you getting enough fiber?

It's a wonderful life when you have a nice poop.

Happy pooping everyone

 

[rareboy]

Well, now that you bring up the topic....my poop this morning was not the wonderfully satisfying experience that I had hoped.

For whatever reason.....everything stopped functioning about two days ago so I went all yesterday full of shit.

Finally, this morning, my digestive system grudgingly rewarded me...but nothing near the quantity or quality of output that should have been my forthcoming.

 

[Cormac135]

Nothing so far today.

I'll report later with my stool update.

 

[HoodedRat]

I felt like an entire country fell out of my shithole; I blame my high fibre diet.



Incidentally, Oprah? Does she report on her daily bowel movents? I know her TV program was full of utter shite, but that's just ridiculous.

 

[peeonme]

Late last night, about 11:30, bombs away! I eat a lot of fiber and it pays.

 

[Hotrich]

Plop! Plop! Plop! That was me earlier today!. And very satisfying it was too. I forgot to look to see what shape they were!

 

[Vannie]

Incidentally, Oprah? Does she report on her daily bowel movents? I know her TV program was full of utter shite, but that's just ridiculous.

It was from a long time ago with Dr.Oz

"It should be an S shape"

http://www.oprah.com/health/everybody-poops/all

Plop! Plop! Plop! That was me earlier today!. And very satisfying it was too. I forgot to look to see what shape they were!

^

rareboy...I hope everything comes out ok.

Only 5 people pooped today?

 

[HoodedRat]

Only 5 people pooped today?

Our fellow Jubbers are obviously not eating enough cabbage.

 

[frankfrank]

I've pooped some letters of the alphabet, but I don't think I've ever pooped A, B, E, G, M, P, Q, R, W, Z...probably a couple others not as well.

Now, today, no not yet...

Wrong person started this thread, by the way - HEY you're moving in on Telstra's job!

 

[Vannie]

Wrong person started this thread, by the way - HEY you're moving in on Telstra's job!

Long before Telly....poop threads on Jub used to be three pages in 10 minutes.

 

[Cormac135]

No i'm still bunged up.

 

[sixthson]

You elder gays are always so pre-occupied with your bowels.

 

[purina]

How come Corny never pops in anymore?

 

[Cormac135]

How come Corny never pops in anymore?

Was he into shite ?

 

[Willie Boy]

I felt like an entire country fell out of my shithole; I blame my high fibre diet.

So you are the one making these shithole countries! Would you please stop throwing them into trump's face so he can shut up about them?????

How come Corny never pops in anymore?

On a somewhat unrelated note..... Has anyone ever pooped after eating corn and noticed the kernels, AFTER you've chewed them, looking completely unchewed? My partner just asked this last night a couple hours after dinner. And yes, corn was consumed at dinner.

 

[Vannie]

On a somewhat unrelated note..... Has anyone ever pooped after eating corn and noticed the kernels, AFTER you've chewed them, looking completely unchewed? My partner just asked this last night a couple hours after dinner. And yes, corn was consumed at dinner.

Its the fibrous outer shells of corn kernels that don't break down.

 

[Cormac135]

Bombs away.

 

[Kahaih]

It was biblical.

It chokes the river, still.

I'm told that if the tides are unable to dislodge it by Wednesday next, it will be named and sold as real estate.

 

[HoodedRat]

I'm as regular as clockwork; I poop at 7 am each morning

... unfortunately I don't get up until 8.

 

[Vannie]

^ No more lentils for you