Attention Did you have a nice poop this morning?

[rareboy]

Seems apropos...

 

[Alistair]

^ This comment should do the trick.

I think it will take telstra posting an instructional YouTube video for that.

 

[Kahaih]

Large. Bit of a struggle.

Reminiscent of an old millpond, or the days when burly men with long wooden poles and spiked boots would herd fresh cut logs down raging rivers.

 

[Peloso]

Nice? No. Presumptuous? Perhaps. Indignant? Pretty much.

And I will have my revenge.

 

[Vannie]

Is there any music out there for constipation?

 

[Kahaih]

/\ The soundtrack from Grease?

 

[Peloso]

Is there any music out there for constipation?

Black Sabbath works if you turn the bass all the way up.

If you need an emetic, try Cher.

 

[bedbugy]

this thread is 5 years ago

 

[Kahaih]

this thread is 5 years ago

It is lacking a lot of reports, isn't it?

 

[pigface]

By "poop", you mean "poo"?

 

[Vannie]

By "poop", you mean "poo"?

That works

My neighbors kids call it dookie.

 

[rareboy]

Yesterday was a good day.

 

[backagain]

who gives a shit!

 

[Alexander91]

Today’s was meh. Gotta start eating more fiber again. Thanks for asking

 

[Vannie]

I'm surprised this thread just keeps going.

 

[rareboy]

^ just like pooping.

Today I had one of those epic shits that remind us what a pleasure a big dump can be.

 

[Peloso]

 

[Kahaih]

Pungent. Had to open a window.

Outside, the last of the privet hedge's tenacious leaves dropped while puzzled vultures scanned the roadsides.