My dad caught me a couple of times. The first time promoted “the talk”. But before that, before I even started jerking off, I caught him once late at night. I didn’t think anyone was up & I guess neither did he. I got up and thought I had wet my bed, later on I found out it was a wet dream. But since I thought I had wet the bed, I ran to the bathroom closest and that was the one connected to my parents’ room. He was standing in the bathroom by the toilet, like he was peeing but I saw him jerking his cock and he was grunting. He didn’t see me but I did see him cum into the toilet. I thought it was odd that his pee was coming out in long spurts but I also had my own issue, thinking I peed my bed. When he looked over and saw me, he was startled but he asked me what was wrong and I told him. I guess he wasn’t thinking it could have been a wet dream either, although I was around 13. So he goes off and wakes up my mom to deal with me. When she took me back to my room, she could see my sheets were wet in a spot and took them off. Then she saw my underwear were wet too. (We used to have to wear underwear to bed up until I was 16 and started sleeping naked) Anyway, she sees my wet underwear and tells me to take them off & put them with the sheets for the wash. As I’m stripping them off, she sees they are a little stuck to me & I guess she realized it wasn’t pee. Now, she looks at me kinda weird as I’m standing there naked and says, I think your father should handle this. So now she goes to get him and comes back to put new sheets on, by this time I had gone back to the bathroom to wash off & put on new underwear. Since it was so late, my dad just made sure I had dry underwear and we never really talked about it.
Months went by and I had a few more wet dreams so then my dad did have a basic talk with me about my body growing but he didn’t really explain it to me. I figured out on my own that rubbing myself made me feel like the times I could feel myself having a wet dream and then I started masturbating regularly. One night he walked in on me mid masturbation and that prompted the official “talk” about sex and masturbation. Then I figured out that’s what he was doing that night in the bathroom. After that, he caught me doing it in the shower one day and chuckled and said, “I see you’re enjoying your new hobby. Just don’t let your mom catch you, she may freak out a little.”
I was pretty good at not letting mom cafuc me until one night, very late, probably 2 or so years later. So now I’m almost 16 and I used to wait till I everyone was asleep. Except, my mom started a new job and was going in later so I guess she also started staying up late and doing quiet things like laundry. She thought I was asleep and came in my room to put laundry on my dresser for me to put away. (We didn’t have locks on our bedroom doiors, which is why I’d wait till late at night) So, she opens my door and leans over my bed to put the laundry in the dresser. For some reason, the head of my bed was at the front of the room so i didn’t see her at first and she didn’t realize what I was doing but she did see me moving and I had the light from my phone screen and maybe a little nightlight on or my tv screen? I can’t remember but I do know she saw enough to know I was masturbating and tried to leave fast but hit the door into the wall and I jumped up to see her. I was mortified and yes, just as my dad said, she did freak out a bit about her baby not being a baby anymore.
