Diddy being sued for $1 trillion & blamed for 9/11

[gsdx]

I would love to see this case go before Judge Judy:

New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."

Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-9-11-20110129-022927-119.html

Apparently, $900 billion is for child support. The other $100 billion is for lost income.

 

[SilverWolf]

I'm at a loss for words...

 

[anchihiro]

If she wins i'm sueing Madonna for the holocaust.

 

[quasar]

I hope she gets fined for wasting the court's time! Dumb insane person!

 

[Esquire0399]

Oh... um...

 

[herry1]

oh!

I know!


Diddy Did it!

Diddy though?*






*The above reply was pinched from elsewhere

 

[SonOfSlobone]

Boy, Gloria Allred has really hit bottom...

 

[Bored]

Dang it. My pic was ruined.

*pic removed*

 

[healingduck]

I feel dumber after reading the report....ugh....

 

[erobert]

Uhhh... I don't know... what to say about this... This isn't from The Onion, right...?

Well, I think some men in white suits can help her out and keep her safe from Diddy in a nice padded room. The mental health official would be interested in reviewing that case also.

 

[gsdx]

I'm seriously confused as to why the judge is even entertaining the motion (if, in fact, it's true).

 

[strangepoetry]

Boy, Gloria Allred has really hit bottom...

hehehe....

 

[MTLDude]

Can I sue Kofi Annan (former UN big boss) for the fall of the Roman Empire in 476 A.D.? I think 75 quintillions dollars would be a nice lump sum... He can consider it as hush money if he wants!

 

[seven2go]

I want her lawyer......gonna find me a Republican to sue for something.......

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

.....you guys don't take my claim seriously?

Diddy better pay up

 

[G-Lexington]

"One trillion dollars...let's see...one hundred...two hundred...three hundred...uh...three hundred and one..."

Lex