Die, Belamy, Die!

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Coming attractions.

Die, Belamy, Die!


The motion picture...

What would it be like?

Would it be a cross-over between Mommy Dearest and Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

Would Tom Cruise play belamy who drives his whores Keeanu Reeves & Leonardo Di Caprio that he has locked up in his apartment crazy?

discuss.

 

[belamy]

I'm in your head!!!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm in your head!!!

You say it as though it were a positive thing...

 

[belamy]

You say it as though it were a positive thing...

No, your sick head may make you think such a thing... not my intention

 

[Jayden]

Straight to dvd at walmart no doubt.

 

[Puzuzzu]

where can i download?
(im kidding, i love that Spanish bastard )

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Straight to dvd at walmart no doubt.

I'm thinking cult classick. (It might possibly do even better than Transmorphers.)

 

[belamy]

Straight to dvd at walmart no doubt.

Which will mean doing far better than the Jayden Gone Whore series

 

[belamy]

OOOH OH OH OH OH I just thought of this.

Transpoguer more than meets the eye....


A state of the art intergalactic warring morphing robot that turns into a lesbian hairstyler....

......

 

[star-warrior]

I think it would be like Rainman, you're at the casino and Tom Cruise is saying 'die, Belamy, die'.

Geez, there's two of them, they're dice.

 

[Buckley]

only if, after he dies, he comes back as a super-suave zombie or vampire or some kind of undead. i would miss belamy!!!

 

[belamy]

only if, after he dies, he comes back as a super-suave zombie or vampire or some kind of undead. i would miss belamy!!!

 

[Buckley]

B, you are a stone riot! Thanks for the clip! The 'Die, Belamy, Die" sequel = "Interview with the Barcelonian Vampire"!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Straight to dvd at walmart no doubt.

Girl boom, more like the $1 bin at Target.

 

[bankside]

I think it would be like Rainman, you're at the casino and Tom Cruise is saying 'die, Belamy, die'.

Geez, there's two of them, they're dice.

Then he could hire a henchman to finish the job, and when the henchman returns to Tom Cruise's office, Tom could say "SHOW ME THE BODY!!!!"

Then he could jump up and down on the sofa. No, wait. That would be weird.

 

[Fire]

Europeans

 

[alley]

ooh ooh, can i be in it???

Do you wanna be the one who pounds the stake into him?

 

[belamy]

ooh ooh, can i be in it???

No you are sooo the-day-before-yesterday, you could join in only when I have left the shooting

 

[LilBit]

Sorry, Tommy. I'm the new object of Carlito's affection.

If only you could see the love letters he sends me...

 

[LilBit]