Different levels of "GAY"

[The_Reaper]

Hmmm...

If only Dante were here, he could give us the "Levels of Homosexuality"...

But since he's not, I guess it's up to me:


Level 0/ The Experimentalist: Has only seen and interacted with another fellow's member only once. (Locker room experiences and shenaggians doesn't count, neither does if he was drunk.) Despite enjoying the experience, he does not wish to try again and has no desire for men.

Level 1/ The Ignorami: Has yet to realize his attraction to men, and takes his lack of arousal by women as a sign he is bored with sex. May have partaken in male relations before, but "chooses" not to reflect on it/them.

Level 2/ The Fighter: Has realize his slight attraction to men, but fights against it due to societial standards. May have had male relations, but regrets most of them...Despite enjoying them.

Level 3/ The Nymphomanic: Has had numerous relations, both with men and women, but feels equally towards each. More commonly referred to as the bisexual.

Level 4/ The Confused: Realizes attraction to men, but has yet to or has limited reaction to them. Doesn't fight against this feelings, but is confused as to why they have them.

Level 5/ The Closeted: Exclusively homosexual, but not open about it.

Level 6/ The Snail: Exclusively homosexual, and has told either close friends or close family about their orientation.

Level 7/ The Demigod: Exclusively homosexual, and completely out of the closet. But, still retains a certain sense of straightness. You'd never know by looking at them. (Unless they were kissing someone at the time.)

Level 8/ The Diva: Exclusively homosexual, completely out of the closet, but the potential of them being straight never enters anyone's mind. Not necessarily a "flamer", just obiviously gay.



There, the eight levels of gaydom...Look upon my works, ye mighty and repent!

 

[Andreus]

that post works best if you read it imagining Ian McClellan is speaking it.

good post

don't know if I agree but it's one hell of a read

bravo

 

[Leidian]

I guess I'm a snail, haha. Thanks for the chart, Reaper!

 

[duroc5088]

ehh

i'm a cock crazed faggot who has been known to beat up strait boys for looking at me the wrong way

whatever Dre,

You couldn't beat the crap out of a dirty diaper.lol

love you sweetie.

Dirk

 

[duroc5088]

Hmmm...

If only Dante were here, he could give us the "Levels of Homosexuality"...

But since he's not, I guess it's up to me:




Level 6/ The Snail: Exclusively homosexual, and has told either close friends or close family about their orientation.

Level 7/ The Demigod: Exclusively homosexual, and completely out of the closet. But, still retains a certain sense of straightness. You'd never know by looking at them. (Unless they were kissing someone at the time.)




There, the eight levels of gaydom...Look upon my works, ye mighty and repent!

i'm a split between 6 and 7 a little more seven than six though.

Dirk

 

[james1200]

Not that you're even being remotely serious in your quest for an answer, but it's called the Kinsey Scale. You're not interested in being serious though.... just introducing us to the different levels of stupid.

i would have to say he rates a 10!!! off the charts gay! surf, let me say again and again til you get it, i'm bisexual...you're gay! if you were a superhero, which you're not, you'd be called supergay! if you were a breakfast cereal you'd be coco-poof...making your boyfriend put on a dress before he fucks you doesn't make you bisexual.

 

[james1200]

trust me...i couldn't care less...what really pisses me off is the religious bullshit people like you spout...i guess being from a civilized area i can only handle so much bible thumping.

can somebody introduce newboy to surfboy so we can all see how much crazy we can handle?

 

[james1200]

a black guy who feels like he should be a second class citizen and not get to vote or have the same rights as white folk..you see nothin wrong with that too genius? it's the same thing.

 

[Soilwork]

Surfboy, you have no right whatsoever to be upset with me at all.

You asked if your "lifestyle" of dating women and getting action from other closet cases on the side made you a self-hating homo, and I said that yes, it does.

It's what you are.

Own it.

Although your actions of dating women in public and shagging men in private while doing whatever you can to take away the rights of gay men who HAVE spines make you a lot of other things. However, you obviously have so much contempt for the people who have the guts that you NEVER will, any of these things will just be taken as "name calling".

I'd like to point out, though, that your advocating violence against visibly gay men is really just you lashing out in a jealous rage. You think you're so manly and strong and forceful, yet here's a bunch of feminine men you feel above who are proudly living the life you'll never be able to live.

Because you don't have the guts.

Oh, and another life you'll never be able to live is this "Traditional Marriage" that you hold in such high esteem.

See, in a traditional marriage, Daddy doesn't like it up the ass, and you always will. Trust me and the countless gay married men who post here who thought they'd be able to curb their love of the cock once they got married. They coudln't and you won't either.

oh well.

 

[james1200]

I guess Im pushing your buttons. Sounds like a sensitive topic with you.

You might want to try this thread:

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123627

wrong again...i'm not interested in marrying another guy, i'm just saying if i wanted to i should have that right which i do in my state...and i was making an analogy (look that word up and learn sumtin) between gay marriage and the rights of blacks and other minorities is all...someday you'll also go to school and learn stuff and then you won't have to rely on that fictional bible you love so much . maybe then you won't have to put hide your lisp and that big dildo i'm sure you keep in your ass 24/7.

and guys...stop saying he's bi..he's not bi. he's gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Soilwork]

I dont' believe much of what you say.

I know you'd never hit anyone, because I doubt you have the guts to do that either.

But yes, sorry.. we at JUB will use people's words against them.. if you dont' want to have us think you advocate violence against feminine men, dont' tell us that you'd like to beat up feminine men.. if you dont' want us to think you're a self hating homo, don't tell us that you fight against the rights of gay men yet love to get fucked up your gay little ass.

You know.. giving us ammunition and then complaining that we shot you is so.. spineless.

 

[Soilwork]

I unno. It wasn't sarcastic at first and you still believe that they should "Grow" some balls.


You're still advocating violence against males who have a lisp which there are quite a high number of homosexual men who have a lisp....

That sir is not sarcasm.

Kinda fun to watch the animals go on the defensive when they're backed into a corner, isn't it.

I've never once seen that violin smiley used by someone who had a point to make or a leg to stand on.

They all use the "Your'e whining" thing when they know you're right but are too much of a coward to admit it.

 

[Soilwork]

I would like to duely note that I love it up the my gay little ass.

As do I.

And we'll enjoy it so much more because we'll always own our love of it.

Funny.. I used to be such a top.

 

[Andreus]

whatever Dre,

You couldn't beat the crap out of a dirty diaper.lol

love you sweetie.

Dirk

stick around for a while...

you may just change your mind

i have been arrested for fighting more times than i care to admit. Criminal mischeif is another one on my record, as well as prostitution.

i am not known for having a calm disposition and level head. I am an enigma by any standard I guess. i know that i can be unpredictable and volatile. that's why i keep myself distant from the crowd alot of the time. I never mean any insult to anyone, i am just a really moody cuntish twat 90 percent of the time.

when I go nuclear it makes ben and inny look like a firecracker in the evening on the fourth of july

not proud, just keeping it honest

I can say that i have learned to soften the blow of my temper with a few tricks that some folks here at JUb have taught me. Springboksfan suggested that i write any sick twisted nasty thing that comes to mind when i get angry but when i get it all out, just hit the back button on the browser instead of the post button on JUB. it goes out of my head and everyone else doesn't have to hold their breath as one more Andreus train wreck leaves the station.

that single bit of advice taught me that i dont have to exact revenge to express my frustration and that self expression is for... myself... not you guys.

I guess i am saying all this in this thread because i want people to remember that i was a really angry and confused guy a few years back and i changed, partly because some were kind and supportive while others were coldly blunt. i am still a work in progress and i am hardly a saint, but i am better than i once was and i will get even better over time. Some will never forget or forgive, but i am something alot of people really aren't around here. I'm a real person.

Surfboy can grow and change if we don't run him off.... if we don't forget that he is a young guy in the sex industry trying to make his way and figure out what it all means, both his sexuality and his values. do you guys remember what it was like when you first started acnowledging your sexual identity? it didn't feel too good did it? carrying the weight of your parents values and the desires of your heart simultaneously can be painfull.

Surfboy is trying his best to evolve as a human being and while he seems to be doing it in a really messy way, if he sticks around he has the potential to become something really incredible.

oh... it wont happen overnight and he wont ever be a model citizen, but niether am I and neither is anyone else here.

i have a memory like a steel trap and i can't even begin to tell you how many ugly secrets i remember about some that would pass judgement that have oozed out on the JUB boards in the time ive been here.

Surferboy can evolve... he has to... its just the nature of being human.

if he has the patience to really listen to advice and we have the patience to really hear what he says and tell him the truth.

 

[Lostlover]

Oh, Im happy with some of the answers I got. Some people stayed objective and unbiased. I appreciate that.

Everyone is going to have an opinion, and that is fine. But when someone start personally attacking you with name calling because of your opinion, thats when all order is lost.

Im content with the answers I got, its jsut unfortunate soilwork's negative and insulting behavior had to spoil a perfectly civil and meaningful thread.

How can you expect a thread to remain "civil" when you're in favor of denying people on this board a basic human right-the right to raise a child?

You're intentionally looking for trouble to state such a closed minded opinion, even if it's how you truly feel, when most people on here would naturally take offense to that.

I guess you're trying to have your pussy and playing the homophobe in public and sucking dick on the side. Good going there.

 

[Joshua_me]

Hmm...

I think we should all just take a deep breath and maybe make some Rice Krispies treats and hot cocoa....

I'll put on the new Scissor Sisters Cd.

 

[Andreus]

Hmm...

I think we should all just take a deep breath and maybe make some Rice Krispies treats and hot cocoa....

I'll put on the new Scissor Sisters Cd.

i havent heard it but I read a review that it was really awesome

 

[james1200]

How can you expect a thread to remain "civil" when you're in favor of denying people on this board a basic human right-the right to raise a child?

You're intentionally looking for trouble to state such a closed minded opinion, even if it's how you truly feel, when most people on here would naturally take offense to that.

I guess you're trying to have your pussy and playing the homophobe in public and sucking dick on the side. Good going there.

lostlover...wonder if you and i will get credit from the bisexual hatas for standing up for the non bisexuals...probably not.

 

[james1200]

I have morals, I would never cheat on my wife when I get married. When Im with a gf I dont even think about dudes. The problem is I make a fkn living off webcamming with gay guys and it rubs off on you. Take any straight guy and have him do webcam chats w/ horny gay guys for 4 hours a day and you'll turn him into a flamer in 2 weeks flat!

I just believe in traditional families and I would like to have one some day. Hopefully by then I wont be camming and can work on any habits I might have developed earlier on. This "gay fetish" is a thorn in my side that Im not proud of, and if I could just end it, I would. So in the mean time, I come HERE to talk with others that might be in the same boat.

good...i look forward to you being exposed in a few years as one of those family values republicans who get caught molesting the neighborhood paperboy...you'll love prison, i can tell.

 

[Soilwork]

Take any straight guy and have him do webcam chats w/ horny gay guys for 4 hours a day and you'll turn him into a flamer in 2 weeks flat!

Sorry,, but I happen to know about this one.

I work at the Fratpad, and we have a bunch of guys who cam for gay men all day , and when we go out to party, the ones who were straight when they started are all still straight... they just pick up girls and are only interested in girls. They don't freak out about the interaction they have with the men who pay to see them on cam and they don't claim that they were turned gay by showing off for men on cam.

it's so sad that you're still deluding yourself that gay men turned you gay and that you'll be able to make it all go away.

It's also sad that you claim to have morals when your actions prove otherwise. I've known many gay men who have more morals than you could ever hope to have.