Dildo Help [merged]

[cynicus]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

Holy Christ, man, don't be sticking rough broom handles up your ass, especially if, as I read it, you don't use any lubes. If you can't afford a Dildo then look around for something smooth, smaller to start with, and sanitary. I tell you this not from experience but just plain out common sense. I hope someone else responds to keep you from tearing a hole in the lining of your colon.

 

[mattyboi_aus]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

Hey,

I know the guys who have posted so far are just trying to help, but I felt the need to add a little bit. If you can't get a Dildo Ruffboi is right, you should look for something smooth, no sharp or protruding edges.

However, the most important thing is lube. If you want to continue to use your broom handle, then you need to remember a few things;

1) ALWAYS USE LUBE

2) If you can, make sure it doesn't have any sharp edges, perhaps file them down a bit.

3) If you put it in, and you can feel it is pushing against something, or it hurts (not if it feels a little uncomfortable, that will happen the first few times no matter what you use) then stop immediately.

But in all honestly, like Ruffboi and User3657 have said, try and find some way to get a Dildo its so much safer.

 

[skaterboi]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

Could try using a Banana with a condom over (or make sure the end isnt hard and use lots of lube) works really well and will be great fun (especially because of the shape)

 

[joeyyj]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

i use a banana about once a week and i can get it almost all the way in with lots of crisco.

 

[skaterboi]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

i have tried a banana before, and when i try to push it in it doesnt go in, it just shoots out of the skin. . maybe i am too tight?? what kind of banana are you using? lol, id like to get one in, all i have right now is a small butt plug, id like to fit something the size of a banana in.

Just the type you get at a supermarket (not the huge ones lol) just make sure its just ripe (all yellow, no black) and the skin shouldnt split.
I always manage to get one in no problems (never been fucked or used a Dildo often) just use alot of lube and keep wanking while you edge it in, once its in enjoy a good arse fucking.

 

[MainEntry]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

Try a clean large carrot. To start, insert the thin end. Then wash and try the blunter end. Use lube and/or a condom.

If you're careful, you can peel the carrot when you're done and eat the carrot. (Just kidding)

 

[skaterboi]

Re: Dildo Help

I'm quite partial to taking a banana off the fruit bowl, having my fun then disposing of it in the bin after.
You've got fingers can always use them and no ones going to find out!
Pretty much anything thats long round and thin (and wont easily get lost or snapped off inside)

 

[shahmask]

Re: Dildo Help

or splinter. hehe

 

[swerve]

Re: Dildo Help

Chason...

DON'T use household objects...

A friend of mine worked in the emergency room...

You WOULDN'T believe the stories he told...

If you're still living at home...

Well...

Either find a GREAT hiding place...

Or...

Deal with the fact that "right now" you may not be able to have all that you want...

 

[maxibutt]

Re: Dildo Help

I agree with Mr. Gentry, while trying to figure out what household item to put up your ass can be a turn on it itself, it is usually unsafe and risky. For solo action, nothing beats a real Dildo As for hiding it, I'm sure that if you're good at hiding it in your bum - you can find some other clever place to secret it away....

 

[maxibutt]

Re: Help for using a Dildo(i don't know if i am doing it correctly)

Cucumbers are okay - but they're cold. You could also try a carrot or a piece of ginger that you've put into a condom. But I agree with much of what's been said. No hard and unforgiving materials that can damage you.

 

[luckotheirish]

Please, don't hurt yourself. If you're worried about explaining why you have a Dildo think about explaining why you have to go the emergency room because you've torn your colon.

BTW, if you perforate your colon or create an anal fissure, it will bleed profusely, be very painful, and could cause a serious infection. It may even require surgery.

A Dildo fingers, or a real penis would be much, much safer.

Bottom line, listen to Gentry:

Either find a GREAT hiding place...

Or...

Deal with the fact that "right now" you may not be able to have all that you want...

 

[colemanshs]

Just use a shoebox in the bottom of the closet like I do. My roomies don't go through my closet (as far as I know) so there's no explaining to do.