Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old Brazilian footballer JOAO GOMES who plays for English club Wolves !

Imagine getting your nose wedged between those brown babies!

Picture 1 gives new meaning to the expression "a movable feast!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old ARCHIE GRAY may not have the same mass per square inch filling out the shorts as JOAO GOMES but I bet his tight little snatch is worth a good sniff!

 

[DaddyBubba66]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

Mmm I love smelling men's ripe dirty asses and underwear. I work construction and my boxers get nasty after a hard days work, I know my coworkers asses stink. Sometimes hard to concentrate on work.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is there anything guaranteed to get the juices flowing like seeing a fit 18 year old footballer like LUCAS BERGVALL in tight fitting grey sweatpants training with his teammates, all of them looking for the chance of a surreptitious sniff of that Norwegian arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's a tradition in Spain whereby when the clock strikes midnight at New Year one has to eat a grape on every stroke of the clock! It's very challenging as I know from personal experience!

We have our own home grown tradition in the county of Essex! When the clock strikes twelve you take a drunken chav, push him.up agsinst the wall, pull his pants down and on each strike of the clock you thrust your cock hard up his arse!

You then shake him by the hand, wish him a Happy New Year and take his shit stained skuns as a trophy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Alternatively you get into a lift with two mindless drunken chavs, pull down their trackie bottoms, kiss them on both cheeks and say:

"HAPPY NEW REAR!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's just the hors d'oeuvre!

Now give him your skidded undies to sniff! That will blow his mind as well as his load!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My brother and I have a very close relationship and he once said to me:

"What's mine is yours!"

However I'm not sure how he would react to seeing me kneeling down and sniffing his boyfriend's arse while he's in the land of nod!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Welcome to.your new 2025 hunk to replace the one that you have shagged senseless throughout this last year!

Instructions for best results:

1) Apply lips to tits and milk those udders till they're dry!

2) Lift legs and have a good sniff of those smelly feet !

3) Pull down black trackie bottoms and suck cream from bollocks!

4) Turn him over and give him the SRF ( Sniff, Rim and Fuck) treatment!

If this model does not give complete satisfaction please return within 30 days for a full refund!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-The trouble with these kids is they pass their test, buy an old banger but don't do any maintenance! Then they expect the car to start each time they put the key in the ignition!

My neighbour's son couldn't get his jalopy to start this morning! Battery was as flat as a pancake!

I put my jump leads on it and it's working!

-Are you going to charge him!?

Not in the way he expects He's a student with no money but I've got a pretty powerful jump lead of my own and that horny little bugger is going to get charged up in way he can't imagine!

His mum and dad are out so I'll just nip up the stairs and claim my fee!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is a photo of my new boyfriend!

-So why have you cut his head off!?

-Well he's got a face like Quasimodo!

-So why did you make him your boyfriend?

-Well just look at that cock! The front of his pants is always running with precum and he makes sure there are two big brown stripes on the seat when I want a sniff!

Anyway if I decide to do.him 69 I've always got my brown paper bag from Primark to stick over his head and when I do him doggy there's no problem!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Pablo you are our exchange student!?

Puckerly-Brown has gone to your school in Chile and you have come here for the last term before the A level exams!?

-Si senor!I

-Did he tell you about the extra little services he used to perform for me!?

-Oh yes Sir! I no disappoint you! My body like my country! My buns like big rolling hills! My cock like totem pole in.middle of forest and my shitter like muddy brown river!

You want to sail up it!?

-Just try and stop me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025!

Let's raise a glass
To dirty brown arse!

If anyone has seen the delightful film PADDINGTON IN PERU they will know that Paddington makes a decision to stay with the Brown family saying:

"I need more brown! "

Don't we all boys, don't we all!

May I wish you a fruitful year of dirty male arse sniffing or at least what covers them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Joe those two boys look a bit suspicious! Let's check them out!

Hey lads this is a dodgy neck of the woods! Where do you live!?

-Nowhere! We bin sleepin' rough in that old shack in the woods!

-Got any id!?

( Boys produce their id and Joe speaks aside to his colleague!)

-Stroke of luck mate! They were both born in December 2006 so they're just legal!

-I'm desperate to get me rocks off and I bet it's ages since they washed their arses! I'll take the one on the right!

Ok lads would you like to show us this shack in the woods then!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are they my pants your holding?

-That's right! Got 'em out of yer locker! They fucking stink mate just the way I like em!

-Can I have them back please?!

-This is your first time in clink innit mate!?

-Yes it is!

-Well all I can say is that you're fuckin' fit and by the time you get out your arsehole is gonna be as big as the Dartford tunnel!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look at the guy wearing the orange cap and the guy in the lilac Speedos at the back and follow the trajectory of their gaze you will see that it is focused on the arsecrack of the guy in black speedos!

In Greek mythology the sirens were mermaids who.lured sailors to their doom on the rocks!

So boys if you decide to take a risk, run over and stick your nose between those arse cheeks you'll probably end up in.prison!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Isn't the English language both wonderful and frustrating at the same time!?

This hunky electrician from foreign shores was asked by his co-workers whether he had a six pack whereupon he lifted his shirt!

Of course they meant a six pack of beer!

Still "waste not want not" so they all had a lick of his abs and then yanked his trousers down and had a sniff of his dirtbox!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Where am I and who the fuck are you!?

-You were well out of it last night at that New Year party and nobody knew who you were so I volunteered to take you home and put you in my spare room to sleep it off!

I have to admit that I went through your pockets and found your identity card with your date of birth but no address!

BOBBY JENKINS Born 29 December 2006!

-For fucks sake I've got a really sore head but an even sorer arse!

-Well it was my New Year as well Bobby and I had to see it in in style!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You don't look very comfortable squatting there!?

Would you like a cushion?

-Yes please!

-Whoops we seen to have run out of cushions! Will my face do!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-When you asked for a snifter Headmaster I realised we'd run out of brandy so I brought in these two from the Sixth form as a poor substitute!

-Capital! Capital! Im just in the mood for some chocolate!