Dirty unwashed ass

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27 year old Serbian footballer LUKA JOVIC!

I bet he's got a nice stinky pinky after 90 minutes on the pitch

 

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27 year old French footballer THEO FERNANDEZ!

My favourite shots are him offering his feet up for a good sniff and the squatting pose in white! Would love him to grind that French arse into my face!!!

 

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I thought you might like another couple of video clips of the gorgeous Mason Monroe!

You need to pause one clip very early on to focus on that beautiful arse of his outside the car!

The other one shows him having his arse eaten out by boyfriend Brook and then being fucked doggystyle!

I just love hearing him say "Fook" in that sexy northern accent rather than the more southern "Fuck!'

 

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The great thing about being a sheep farmer in the Australian outback is that once you've sheared a few hundred sheep you have the inestimable pleasure of trimming your farmhand's pucker.......before you shag the arse off him!

 

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If you are not familiar with big back bearded Joseph you could do worse than punching "Joseph" into gaymale.com and see him being manhandled by Adrian, Dave and Dave London in a football transfer from Mancaster United!

In this scene we see him with Master Kirk!I

If you like the strong silent type then go for it!

 

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How many times a day are you faced with something like this ! You just want to drop to your knees and stick your nose up that lovely smelly shitter... ........Need I say more!

 

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Moral of the story!

Don't push your mum's new boyfriend too far cos he's strong enough to fuck the shit out of your virgin pussy!

 

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Every new employee is assigned a mentor and I am yours!

The task of the mentor is to bond with the new employee and foster a positive relationship with him so that he can feel totally at ease and open up to the mentor!

......and with a.pair of buns like yours baby this here mentor is quite literally going to be sticking as closely to you as is humanly possible!!!!!!!!

 

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Thick as shit, ugly as fuck, this guy is the filthy council estate chav personified!

He changes his socks and underpants only once a week and only when the seat of his white Calvin's are so encrusted with shit that little pieces keep breaking off and splintering his arse!

Despite all that you know that if he offered himself to you on a plate you'd 69 him in the public bog, up against a wall or up against a free in the local park!I

The thought of getting your nose and tongue deep between those milk white buns!

Just imagine sliding in and out on that shitty brown river of his!!!!

 

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IMPORTANT WARNING.....PLEASE READ!!!!!!

Too many young men are signing their new contracts of employment without reading them thoroughly first!

This young man was caught out when his pervy employer drew his attention to one clause which read:

"The employee agrees to make himself wholly accessible to the employer but the word wholly had been spelt "holely" which meant that the employer would have unrestricted access to the boy's shitter!

 

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21 year old Callum Doyle who plays for Norwich on loan from Man City!

Just look at the size of that shitter! I bet you could get two noses wedged in there so why not invite a friend!?

Nice VPL! I bet his knickers are fucking rank after a full day's training!

 

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-I've never had a cock up my arse before!

-Don't worry Milos! I'll be gentle! ............Well I will at first!!!!!!!

 

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I told you before Jenkins that if I caught you renting out your skidded skuns to the other boys for sniffing I would spank you!

The only person who gets to smell your shit is the headmaster of this august educational institutions ergo my good self!!!!!

 

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Here's a little ditty I wrote about Cole Palmer when he was playing for Manchester City!

Palmer Cole's got a sweet little hole
And he flashed it on the screen last night!
Let's pull his knickers down
And really go to town
And fuck that little pussy all night!

He's got a lovely pair of tits
And I'd like to smell his pits
Oh to get him.on his back and sniff that crack!
But the icing on the cake would be to suck his trouser snake
Once you've rimmed his arse
There is no going back!

He's the new kid on the block
With a tasty ten inch cock
And it swings from side to side inside his shorts
His teammates want to ride him
They'll spend all night inside him
My mind is throwing up such dirty thoughts!

There's really no one fitter
And when you're balls deep in his shitter
You can send a little pic to every fan
Which will prove to all your mates
This was the best of all your dates
All thanks to Cole you gorgeous City man!

 

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I'm afraid that the holiday camp redcoats of the 1950s and 1960s simply cannot compete with the camp bluecoats of today!!!!

 

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Controversial new publicity photo just published by the British Medical Council aimed at stopping the brain drain of doctors emigrating to Canada and Australia!

Australian chavs might have bronzed buns but there's more Cadbury 's Dairy milk per pound in the shitter of a British chav!!!!

 

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Our English lesson today is all about words which are spelled the same but have different meanings!

I have taken the word TANNED as the basis of our lesson!

You will notice that Sweetbottom Senior has very "tanned" legs because they have been bronzed by the sun whereas his buttocks have also been "tanned" but with the meaning of "reddened" by a dozen strokes of the cane!

The English language is almost as fascinating and wonderful as Sweetbottom's body itself, the depths of which I am about to plumb!

 

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Saint Sniffasphincter's Academy is fast becoming renowned for the severity of its punishments but when an Ofsted inspector accompanied by the police attempted to gain access to the premises they were repelled by Headmaster Mr.Swallowcum and his team with a volley of rifle shots!

Such is the intensity of the canings that the Sixth formers like Darren here ( caned for drinking a whole bottle of communion wine!) are left with buttocks that are red raw and Swallowcum has now advertised for a medical operative whose sole responsibility is to smear soothing lotion on the buns of these naughty boys!

If anyone wants an application form for this position I will be happy to email you a blank copy of mine!

 

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In the days when England was ruled according to the feudal system those who worked on the land belonged to the Lord of the Manor and those who lived within the precincts of the castle were subject to his whims!

One can imagine that he would show no mercy to a beautiful little.lad like this whom he might catch sight of in the castle kitchens!

He would be on the kitchen table and deflowered with no mercy in front of the other peasants!!!!!

 

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Here we see Jack Grealish being forced to drink a cocktail of cum donated by his Man City teammates which should give him even.more lead in his pencil when it comes to fucking Sasha!

He already has a daughter so his next child should be a son who follows in Daddy's footsteps to become a super striker!