Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

This old photo gives new meaning to the expression:

"The Great Unwashed!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I should never have phoned that number on the bog wall!

What if it turns out to be a big black man hung like a carthorse-he'll split me in two!

(Voice from the cubicle!)

How about two black men hung like carthorses!?

It's your lucky day mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you're telling me you'll pay me double what I quoted to do this job if I work in just my pants and socks

Fucking hell I ain't gonna look a gift horse in the mouth!

-No mate but I'm gonna be looking a gift whore in the arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Any chance of some Nutella to go with these Honey
nut loops mate!?

-Just sit on the fucking bowl you lazy bastard!

 

[T0iletSlave]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

Mmm i want a smell dirty ass rn

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love this picture of 38 year old French soccer captain OLIVIER GIROUD!

Just imagine sniffing those feet after ninety minutes on the pitch and then going for gold as you make your way up between his legs and inhale the smell of that rich Gallic shit on the seat of his tighty whitie Calvin's!

His erstwhile queen Marie-Antoinette once said about the French peasants:

"Let them eat cake!"

Maybe she should have said :

"Let them eat chocolate!!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Right you two on the left get out cos I need to pump Kyle for some information!

-You don't fool us copper!

You'll be pumping him all right but it won't be for information!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can't guarantee that you'll pass A level Chemistry Joel but you get a gold star for your shitty knickers!

Man those babies stink!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some pervy little bastard in this dorm has been stealing my unwashed undies!

I'm really proud of my skidders!

I once left one three inches long and half an inch deep!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you're spending your 18th birthday trying to win converts to your faith! That's amazingly altruistic!!

.....and as a missionary you must be familiar with the missionary position!

-No Sir I don't think I am!

-Then let me show you young man! Let's call it my birthday present to you to mark your initiation into the real world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So are you the plumber's mate!?

-Well I'm his apprentice! I've been assigned to him to learn the trade but he's such a temperamental bastard!

Every time something goes wrong he takes it out on me-shoves me into the back of his white van and shags the arse off me!

-Have you reported him!?

-You must be fucking joking mate!

I get my stink pipe flushed out with a ten inch power hose several times a day and man does he know his trade!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I love coming here to collect the rent cos you've never got the money so I just get to shag you in lieu!

-Why do you always wear TWO condoms!?

-I ain't stupid mate! Just about every geezer on this estate has had you so much as I'd like to send my little swimmers up your shit chute I still spare a thought for health and safety!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I know it's difficult son but we need to get to the bottom of this!

So when were your suspicions about the club physio first aroused!?

-Well I was lying face down on the couch and he told me there was a lot of tension in my arse cheeks which he said he would massage away!

I felt him take down my pants but I was looking at my phone and I could see in the phone screen the reflection of him sniffing my pants!

-So what finally convinced you of his inappropriate behaviour!?

-Well he told me that he needed to take my temperature rectally!

I felt the thermometer go in but it really hurt and then I realised that he had both hands on my shoulders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Fuck mate! When did you last change your knickers!?

-A few days ago! Why! Is there a problem?

-Not at all mate! The smell of your skids is fucking intoxicating!

-Thanks for the compliment! I'll slip them in your training bag before I leave.......and my socks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Soccer players are gaining prominence at an ever younger age! 16 and 17 year olds playing for PL clubs is nothing unusual these days!

So it is all so helpful.when a fit looking stud actually confirms via his shirt that it would be legal to shag his brains out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you've never been to a gym before!?

No this is my first time in England! I am Vlad from Moldova!

So you know nothing about the various exercises!?

No but I would like to improve my legs and buttocks!

Ok well the ideal exercise for that is called facesquatting and requires two people!

I lie on the floor and you have to squat on my face but your arse must touch my face or it doesn't count as a squat!

I'm sorry but I did not wash my arse this morning I hope it's not too smelly!

Don't worry about that (so there really IS a God! Thank you Lord! Let the games begin!!!!!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone is interested the new manager of Manchester United is 39 year old RUBEN AMORIM and if you translate his surname into English you end up with

"I love to rim"

which could be good news for Man Utd players
who can't be bothered to wash their arseholes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We're always being told to order early for Christmas so I treated myself to this little baby online!

You can order just about anything from Tesco nowadays and they now offer a special line in hunky shelf fillers from Eastern Europe who are willing to satisfy the perverted desires of shoppers while making a bit of extra cash for themselves!

This one came gift wrapped with a nice red bow on his cock!

It's great because you can double up your Clubcard points!

I asked for one who was generous with the shit on the seat of his tighty whities!

Just about to unwrap him and make sure those babies are heavily stained!!!!! If not I'll be taking him back for a full refund!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Are you so in love with your boyfriend that you can't bear to be separated from him?!

The answer is simple!

Just get him to "big time" stripe a pair of his tighty whities and you can wear them as your Covid mask!

This serves a dual function!

Wherever you go - work, bank or supermarket you will always have him with you but at the same time you will keep away undesirables like religious conversionists, charity collectors and that boring bastard who sits down next to you on a park bench and insists on telling you his life story!!

Total win win situation!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may have such a close relationship with your partner that no words are necessary between you and you even know what the other is thinking!

You are like one soul in two bodies but the only way of knowing that you are completely at one with each other is when at the end of a long day you ease down your knickers and the same dirty shitty skids smile back at you!

They are identical.........like twins........SNAP!!!!!