Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Essex boy Frankie Lampard in his heyday!

Just imagine running your nose along the seat of those compression shorts!

Skidmark Heaven!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He and John Terry.......Well it's clearly more than just a Bromance!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't resist a guy in sweatpants!I

I prefer grey ones but beggars can't be choosers!

Just come and sit on Daddy's face!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

29 year old MARCOS LLORENTEfrom Madrid!

Just upend that bitch and lick every drop of shit out of his arse!!!!!

What a fucking stud!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old AARON COLLINS who plays for Bolton Wanderers!

He scrubs up well in a suit doesn't he and talking of scrubbing I bet his missus has to take a scrubbing brush to the seat of his underpants every wash day!

Bet she has a good sniff of those little stinkers before she consigns them to the washing-machine but she can stick her nose up his shit chute any time she likes in the name of "love!"

I love the VICTORIAN PLUMBING logo on his shirt!

I'm sure we'd all lke to fondle those ripe Victoria plums hanging between his legs!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hi guyz my name's Mateusz and I'm from Krakow in Poland so I'm a Pole rubbing his hole against a pole which gives new meaning to "pole dancing!"

The constant friction of my pucker hole against this pole is producing some very respectable skidmarks on the seat of my undies!

As you know I'm trying to raise money for charity so if you want these undies at the end of the night just go online and access:

BIDS FOR SKIDS!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You don't need to.keep apologizing for your needle dick sweetheart!

Why would I be interested in a baby carrot when I can have the finest rump steak in brown sauce from you back door diner!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are we ok here?

-Yes mate nobody bothers with this part of the prison! You're Josh Andrews aren't you!?

-Yeah! How do you know!?

-I've been washing your knickers in the prison laundry for the last month! Matched up your name tag with your undies! You're one filthy bastard! Your knickers are fucking disgusting!

-Sorry mate!

-Don't apologize! They offered me a job in the kitchens but I'm in Heaven sniffing all those skids and working out which fit cunt's been wearing them!

I'm doing a pretty good trade from selling unwashed undies online and my catchphrase is:

"THE BEST SKIDDED SKUNS COME FROM EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BUNS!"

So let's make this smoking break a really "smoking" break!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hello is that Harry the plumber!? This is Ryan from 18 CHERRYRIPE PASSAGE! Have you managed to fix the problem with the boiler?

-Yes mate it was a simple job and I'm just going through your dirty laundry basket! One of the perks of the job! You certainly know how to stripe a pair of Calvin's! Do you want me to put my invoice in!?

If you give me ten minutes Harry to get back from the station you can put your invoice in and your plunger up my stink pipe!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember Mr.Whippy ice cream !? A spire of smooth creamy vanilla with a chocolate flake thrust into the middle of it!?

Well Anthony Gordon of the English PL is renowned for his milk white flesh and Curtis Jones is here pursuing him spurred on by the thought of burying his face in those milk white buns and thrusting his tongue inside until he comes into contact with Anthony's chocolate flake like a pig snouting for truffles!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Back in the day I used to pause the video and press my nose up against the tv screen to get a good sniff of Gary Lineker's arse!

I'm the next decade it was David Beckham and Michael Owen!

In the era of fast developing technology isn't it about time that television was upgraded to SMELLYVISION so you could have a whiff of those manly arses in the comfort of your own living room!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love those pictures where two players square up to each other spoiling for a fight! They are so homoerotic especially if it's ebony and ivory!

You just know that Anthony Musaba is mouthing the number plate of his car to Trai Hume so he can shag the boy senseless on the back seat with that fucking black mamba of his!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever looked at players like ETHAN AMPADU, HAMZA CHOUDHURY AND TAHITH CHONG with that mass of hair and wondered whether there is a rug between the cheeks of their arse to rival the Amazon forest or whether they have a shaven haven!?

Just imagine hacking your way through that smelly undergrowth with your tongue till you reach the source of that muddy brown river!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 22 year old Irish born DENNIS CIRKIN who plays for Sunderland!?

Just imagine whipping those shorts down, bundling him onto the back seat of the car face down, getting your nose wedged between his buns and sniffing his shitty arse through the seat of those tighty whitie Calvins!!!!!

Is the cum running down your legs yet!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The best that Sunderland has to offer:

TRAI HUME, DENNIS CIRKIN and DAN NEIL!

All 22 year olds and in Bingo parlance:

Two little ducks twenty-two!

Three little fucks- that's you, you and you!

Sniff dem shitters and give them marks out of ten!!!!!

 

[Dookielover]

I would love to sniff a cute guys ass, but I'm never lucky to have that experience.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old KEPA ARRIZABALAGA from the Basque country in Northern Spain!

The goalkeeper with arguably the best arse in football and a very good reason for moving to Bournemouth!

Inhale the smell from that beautiful Spanish "culo!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Harry Winks as his arsehole stinks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

35 year old Italian PIETRO BOSELLI is known as "cerebral crumpet!

Not only does he have a body to die for but he is also a lecturer at London University!

Beautiful tits, beautiful package but the real treasure is buried between the cheeks of that beautiful arse! !!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"English lads" is a great site but most of the models are straight and just concerned to make extra money so it's very heartening when you cum across an openly gay model like 20 year old BRYCE ATKINS who is as horny as hell with a nice unassuming manner!

He looks so fit in his red undies and I'd happily sniff my way up his love tunnel!