Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old Manchester United footballer MARCUS RASHFORD earned fame during the Pandemic for promoting the free school meals scheme!

.....and who better to promote such a scheme than the man that's got a meal deal in.his underpants!

Thick juicy Cumberland sausage, nice rump steak, endless supply of mayonnaise in those low hanging bollocks of his and for dessert the tastiest chocolate mousse from between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Feelings were running high at the Homeless Nightshelter Christmas party and when they started playing "Give us a clue" two gorgeous little twinks got up , dropped their trousers and shouted to the assembled company:

"So what are we doing then!?"

A blank look from the audience prompted the boys in unison to shout out:

"We're just arsing around!"

The sight of those milk white buns was too much for two strapping great bears who jumped up, grabbed the boys round the waist and started to pound their little twinky arses calling out to the audience:

"So what's our favourite meal then! ? "

Another blank look and the burly men shouted out:

"TOAD IN THE HOLE!"

and as they shot their load up the twinks' arses they added:

"With plenty of fucking mayonnaise! "

"Merry fucking Christmas!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Shall we give him a lift Josh!?

-Too fucking right! He's a horny-looking fucker!

I bet he's just done a long shift on the building site! Can you imagine the state of his pants- all that shit cemented to his sweaty arse crack?!

Can't wait to get him out of those sweatpants and have a good sniff of that shitter! We'll stop off at the woods and fuck him in the back of the van!

-Get in mate! Where are you going!?'

-Southend!

-That's lucky so are we! We'll take you all the way won't we Josh!

-Definitely mate! Definitely!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My stepson Kyle on the right and his mate Liam on the left have been inseparable since primary school! They've never shown the least interest in having a girlfriend so I shouldn't really have been surprised when I walked into Kyle's bedroom and found him shagging the arse off Liam!

Kyle just turned to me with a smirk and said:

-Well Dad we've always been inseparable and were just cementing our alliance!

So I dropped my trousers, whipped out my todger and said:

-Ok boys, do you mind if I add to the mix!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This must be the supreme irony!

Here I am in prison and they have set me to work in the prison laundry!

A sea of skidmarked underpants! I must have died and gone to Heaven!

Each pair with a little name tag sewn into the waistband so I can match up the name to the skidmaster!

I just hope they don't let me out early for good behaviour!

I must make an enormous effort to be a bad boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you reach a certain age never trust a fart!

However even some young studs with tight arses have been known to have a little accident..........then again if your date is into the smell of fresh shit there's no harm done!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DANIELE MALDINI son of the famous PAOLO MALDINI opens his legs to all cummers after ninety minutes on the pitch and boy is that pucker sweaty, smelly and shitty!

"Abandon soap all ye who enter here!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

......and hopefully a good helping of chocolate sauce!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you sure we can't be seen here!?

Just sit on my face you black bitch and grind that shitter into my nose!

You've been flashing those buns of yours at me for the last two months since you came to work for me!

The proof of the pudding is in the eating!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How many of us have seen a fit looking guy come towards but cant resist the temptation to clock his buns as he passes by!?

How many of us have fought the urge to yank down his sweatpants and bury our faces in faecal heaven even risking being arrested and sent to prison where guess what.........There's chavvy male arse on tap!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I worked as a member of the flight crew for Aer Lingus for several years!

-Aer Lingus? I'm more interested in "annilingus" so you'd better drop yer knickers and bend over if you want this job!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I said I wanted to see some male bonding lads!

I didn't say anything about male bonking!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"A finger in the hole is worth two in the bush!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What's the matter Grealish!?

You look as if you've just come back from World Cup 2022 and can't find the key to your girlfriend's chastity belt!

You might have to bottom this time rather than top!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you're the little bugger that's been causing all the trouble on this bus then!?

-Ooooo mister big black policeman what are you gonna do!? Hit me with your truncheon!?

That's right mate but not the luncheon you're thinking of!

The ten inch black bastard in my pants!

The bus driver's got off, locked the bus and put up the NOT IN SERVICE sign!

The joke is that you're the one being serviced!

Now let's get those trainers off so I can have a good whiff of your smelly black sock then I'll flip you over and bury my face in that shitty chavvy arse before I split you in half with my big black mamba!

This is one bus ride you ain't gonna forget in a hurry sunshine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what I love about hoodies!

You can't see their face and you don't really care whether they look like Quasimodo as long as your eyes can burn into the seat of their sweatpants as you follow them down the road!

Your mind is flooded with all sorts of pervy thoughts!

Can I get close enough to that arse for a good whiff, has he striped the seat of his Calvins, will be be turning off the main road into a secluded wooded area, turn round , look you in the eye with a filthy smirk and without a word being spoken take his hand out of his pocket and wave a condom in your face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you found a pair of pants on my fence did you!?

Yep I recognize them pants!

Young good looking fella with a beard was trekking through the woods and got mugged! They stole his wallet and his tent so he knocked on my door and asked if I could put him up for the night!??

I asked him how he was gonna pay and he shook his shoulders so I patted him on the backside, drove him up to ten acre field and shagged the arse off him under my favourite oak tree!

Not sure if that's my cum on them there pants or his!!!!!!

How about you son!? Are you in need of a place to stay!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep lads! It's official! He does skid his pants!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rub that forehand between his legs and then give it a good sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More of Irish international SAMMIE SZMODICS flashing his skuns!!!!