Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops! Here they are!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jake is the site manager of an important new construction project!

He's a handsome guy who likes plenty of banter with the chaps who work for and with him!

However the company have thrown a spanner in the works by appointing a new office manager called Cameron who's a cocky little bastard with no interpersonal skills and has rubbed Jake up the wrong way!

Now it's Jake's turn to do the rubbing!

It's Friday afternoon and Jake's about to march into the office and teach Cameron who's really boss!

He's gonna rip the seat out of Cameron's posh new suit and bareback him on the office table till his arse is red raw and that wanker begs for mercy!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sup Connor!?

-All good man!

The bitch has taken the sprogs into town for a couple of hours so do you fancy coming up and messing about for a bit!??

-Sure mate!

-I had a six pound dump about an hour ago so if you wanna take the worst off with yer tongue!?

-Love to mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Not sure why we had to come back to.your hotel room for this chat Mr.Fingerfuck! Couldn't you have told me at the club whether I was good enough to play for the first team!?

-Well Mason if you are as good between the sheets as you were on the pitch then the position is yours!

-Yeah but if you're saying you want me in the sack you have to know that I've got a girlfriend!

-Well now you've got a boyfriend!

You stopped all those shots on goal today so let's see how many of mine you can stop!

Now get on your back you little whore and let the games begin!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The dogs on the borders between our two lands can sniff each other's arses without fear of reprisal!

I look forward to the day when you and I as Jew and Arab can express our love for each other with impunity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is it Galaxy or Cadbury's Dairy Milk!?

-Well it's got nuts in it so it must be Toblerone!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Well boys, Dave and I have asked you here for an after work drink today cos we need to discuss FAST TRACK PROMOTION!

The company is expanding so quickly that we don't have the manpower to cope with it!

We need to promote a new layer of middle management as soon as we can!

-Does that involve doing a lot of courses and online training?!

-No mate we'll just take you back to my four by four and take it in turns to shag the arse off the pair of you and if you're a decent fuck then you've got the job!

-Won't it be painful!? I've never had a bloke inside me before!

Well you know what they say mate:


"NO PAIN NO GAIN!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think this guy must be the biggest tease!

Look at the message on his socks:

"SAY NO!"

Who in their right mind is going to say no to someone as gorgeous as him with his unblemished skin and his generous chocolate dispenser!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He may have the face of a weasel but this little chav has the body of an Adonis- chiselled abs and tight buns!

The smell of unwashed arse is only challenged by the smell of unwashed feet!

He can barely pronounce one comprehensible and coherent sentence in the English language but who wants to discuss Einstein's theory of relativity when a sexy little bastard like this is tickling your ears with his smelly feet and you're inhaling the smell of his skidmarks on the seat of his Calvins as you send millions of little swimmers up his love canal!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I once asked my A level English students to write a discursive essay of their choice and this cheeky little chav wrote about how the advantages of 69ing someone outweigh the advantages of doing them doggy!

" While dogging provides you with the chance to kiss the back of his neck and fondle his tits doing him on his back means that you get to snog the face off him and sniff his dirty feet wrapped round your neck while pounding the shit out of him! "

I told him that I would give him an A provided that he lay on my table and allow me to test out the veracity of his theory!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old Sonny pictured here on the right is studying A level Business Management at Sixth Form College and has decided to capitalise on the fact that his arse is proving very popular with some of his classmates!

He now rents out his buns for cash and his teacher decided to find out just how enterprising this horny little chav has become!. So he decided to book Sonny for a session in the woods!

When he arrived he was stunned to see Sonny with his mate Ben!


-It's ok Sir! Special rates for teachers and it's 2 for the price of 1 on Friday afternoons!

If you enjoy fucking us Sir please leave a 5 star review on.my website and remember that word of mouth publicity is the best!

It leads to mouth to mouth and then mouth to arse!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You really are a waste of space aren't you Thompson!

-Sorry Sir!

-You look permanently gormless, you're no good on the games field, you never do your homework, you're rude to the staff!

I've a good mind to expel you before you do your A levels.........and if you weren't such a phenomenal fuck I wouldn't hesitate to do so!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I married an ugly fat woman with no money my friends were amazed and confused but then I showed them a picture of her three gorgeous sons aged 18, 19 and 20 and the fact that I would have total unrestricted access to the dirty laundry basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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He’ll yes love a ripe smelly dirty ass . Love farts in my mouth . Love ripe and dirty undies

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He’ll yes love a ripe smelly dirty ass . Love farts in my mouth . Love ripe and dirty undies

The arsehole of a hot 18 year old male athletes is like a magnet to my nostrils!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Santa cums but once a year and when he cums he fills a sack!"

"Sorry I must be losing my touch!

This year I could only manage a jam jar!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My boyfriend takes possessiveneness to ridiculous extremes!

I have to show him that my tongue is pink after every match in case he thinks I've been licking the arses of my teammates in the dressing room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A good coach needs to bond with his star players as intimately as he can in order to get the best out of them!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When dirty old perverts like Adrian and Dave need the services of a mechanic the mechanic should be entitled to danger money!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've got a nose as long as Pinocchio then those two ballet dancers are going to have as much pleasure as you will!!!!