Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

If there's one thing my students will take away from this school it is how to stripe the seat of their underpants!

A blank sheet of paper is an affront to an examiner and so a pair of tighty whities with no skids in them is an affront to the nose of the headmaster!

So just remember the old maxim:

A SKID A DAY KEEPS THE CANE AWAY!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone can remember the 1995 tv version of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE you will recall the erotic scene in which Colin Fifth emerged from the water!

Well thirty years down the line things have moved on apace and any remake may contain a scene like the one on the right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Please don't do.it sweetheart Life is never so bad that you need to take this drastic step!

If you let me eat that filthy sweat arse of yours you might find that life is worth living again!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'd definitely tap the arse of the guy drinking from the can!

I bet he bangs like a shithouse door in a gale!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

German footballer NIKLAS STARK whom I'd like to see both Nikerless and Starkers!

Id take his boots off and sniff those sweaty smelly feet, then I'd push his legs as far behind his head as I could!

Then I'd rip the seat out of his shorts and shoot as much of my cream into his black forest gateau as I could!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing like the sight of a fit young stud in tight sweatpants flashing his arse at you during football training!

Somebody like 19 year old WILL LANKSHEAR who plays for Spurs!

He should be named RANKREAR!

The best part of any footy match is when you go pitchside about an hour before the match to see that arsefest of shitty male holes flashing themselves in the direction of your nose!

Priceless! For everything else there's MasterCard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are on a bus and a hunky construction worker in his late teens gets on after a hard day on the building site! He's pretty dirty!

There's nowhere to sit so he stands in front of you with his smelly arse only inches away from your nose! You can smell the brown stripes on the seat of his Calvins!

You pretend to drop something on the floor , you bend down and pick it up and as you do so your nose brushes ever so gently against the crack of his arse..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about this for an extreme sport!

Being fucked doggy style in the early morning mist only inches from the edge of a cliff!

If the top is a big black man hung like a donkey one thrust too hard and you could end up at the bottom of a precipice!

I wonder if such a sport will become as popular as bungy jumping!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Right that's the boring Christmas jumper photo shoot over and done with!

Thanks for your help darling you can disappear now!! We won't need you for this one!

Ok lads this is the shoot for the gay community so drop your jeans , bend over and show me your tight fucking buns in those sexy Santa briefs!!!!!!!!I

Don't worry if you feel my telescopic lens!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You must be Mum's new cleaner!

-That's right Sir!.My name is Imran from Afghanistan!

-Well my name's Ryan from Basildon! You haven't seen me before cos I'm normally at college but I've got a day off today! Fucking hell! You're fit!

Well if you're a cleaner let's see what sort of a job you make of cleaning my shitty arsehole!

No cleaning fluids necessary.......just good old fashioned tongue and saliva will do!

-Anything to please you Sir!

-This just gets better and better!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Shit Matt! I'm totally wasted Man! Somebody must have put something in my drink!

You'll have to help me into bed mate!

-We've been friends since Primary School Jake and we made a promise that we would stick to each other through thick and thin.........

.....and boy am I gonna stick to you tonight!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dunno what all this fuss is about immigration!

I've got no complaints about you boys that hide in the back of a removal lorry somewhere in Eastern Europe and come here to find a better life!

Anyone that's willing to go the extra mile and worship the feet of his site manager gets the thumbs up!

Yes Vlad my friend! Gets my thumbs right up as you are about to find out! Now bend over!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's a tradition of linking arms and singing "Auld Lang Syne" to see in the New Year!

Servicemen on Active Duty in the Far East just grab each other's willies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old LOUIS REES ZAMMIT flashes the sweat stains on his knickers after 80 gruelling minutes on the pitch but what we all want to see are those big brown stripes on the seat of his briefs still sizzling from his prematch dump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This "get back to work scheme" is great! I've always wanted to be a carpenter! So what are we thinking about tonight!?

-The subject tonight is sandpaper and taking off the rough edges!

-Ooooo that sounds exciting! What does it involve!?

-Well just think of the sandpaper as a man's tongue! He sticks it up the arse of a young man and licks off all those little bits of shit that have stuck to the hairs of his pucker hole during his last dump!

-He takes off the rough edges and smoothes the passage!

-Do you know what I mean!?

-Not really Sir! Can you give me a demonstration!?

-Oh yes!........Oh yes!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

By the time this guy has finished he will probably have made the best creamy chocolate sundae you are ever likely to taste!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One infallible way of getting your boyfriend's attention during "the big game" on tv!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's no good mate! You haven't paid your rent for three months and the landlord's here with the heavy mob! They're gonna take it out on that cute pussy of yours!!!

Abandon hope all ye who are about to be gangbanged!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Bet you wish that beautiful black bastard was grinding his shitty arse all over your face!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about this for a Triple Decker!?

Fluffy white baps

Rump steak

Cumberland sausage

Gherkin

Brown sauce

Mayonnaise!

Eat yer heart out McDonald's!