Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

You're welcome to sit on my lap if the the train gets crowded baby!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a tough life in the competitive business world of the Far East and many men who go home from work via the bar don't always make it home!

This means that if you have the strength to pick him up you can put him over your shoulder, lay him (quite literally) on the back seat of your car.......and the rest is history!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for coming for interview chaps!

I'm the CEO of this company and I hate conducting interviews so let's cut to the chase!

Whichever of you is willing to give me total unrestricted access to your shitter gets the job!

(HANDS RAISED ENTHUSIASTICALLY)

Well it seems like both of you are very keen and I'm a very generous man so let's make it a job share with both of you on full pay!

Now bend over and show me why I should employ you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old FILIP STANKOVIC is goalkeeper for Venezia FC!

Just look at the arse on that bitch!

So aptly named STANKOVIC!

I bet his arse STANK yesterday, STINKS today and will STINK tomorrow too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure you do but I bet she can SPELL better than you!

Then again I bet you SMELL divine in all the right places! Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Alex settled in very quickly to the Sixth Form of his new all boys' boarding school and soon became a FIRM favourite with his classmates!

To say that he "fitted in" would be an understatement!

The highlight of the day was when Alex would slide backwards down the bannister into the waiting faces of the members of Form 6L2!

They eventually persuaded him to perform the manoeuvre commando so that they could get a better whiff of his chocolate dispenser as it smashed into their faces even though he ended up getting blisters on his willy in the process!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I do like a boy to keep his socks on when I'm carrying out a medical examination!

I liken sniffing the socks to the starter in a meal and then I gradually move up to the main course which is rump steak with brown sauce!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

33 year old LEWIS DUNK who.plays for Brighton and Hove Albion!

I'm sure we'd all happily DUNK more than a ginger biscuit in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Egyptian OMAR MARMOUSH now playing for Man City!

Photos can be deceiving!

Is he staring PAST that pair of delicious buttocks or right INTO them!???

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry mate being an "escort" is my second job!

I work on a building site and have come straight from work!

If they're too smelly I'll give you a discount!

On the contrary my friend I love dirty and smelly!

In fact I was thinking of giving you a "bonus" once I've given you a "boner!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Somebody once said that going to Heaven is all pie in the sky but I would say that you can experience touches of Heaven on earth and it can be:

"STEAK ON YOUR PLATE WHILE YOU WAIT!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You might be forgiven for thinking that D&G stood for brand name "Dolce and Gabanna" when in actual fact it is an. open invitation to "Dig & Grind!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm the DADDY in this nick!

You lick my boots and I'll lick your arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're a landlord and your drop dead gorgeous tenant fails to pay his rent for the second month are you really going to take a cane to that perfect little tight arse of his or rip the seat out of his lemon parties and give him a friendly reminder!!!!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hunky 22 year old footballer SAXON EARLEY who plays for Plymouth Argyle!

EARLEY SAXON!?

I think I'd rather sample his late perpendicular!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BEN HARDY who once played Peter Beale in Eastenders !

If you are in any doubt about what his low hangers look.like just feast your eyes on those jars of pickled eggs!

He could make a career as a wet nurse with those lovely pert nipples too!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The beautiful blue sky contrasts perfectly with that beautiful brown arse!

Close your eyes boys and run your nose along that smelly Oriental crack!

Inhale the fragrance of that dirty brown pucker and immerse yourself in the mysteries of the Far East!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who cares whether he's got a face covered in acne!

That shitter needs sniffing and rimming boys!

I'd be happy to place a bet to the effect that he's got the mother of all skidmarks on the seat of his Calvins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just let your imaginations soar boys!

You're standing behind these three beautiful boys with your hands round their waist!

You unbuckle their belt, unzip their fly and you ease their jeans / sweatpants down round their knees!

Then you bury your face between those beautiful buns inhaling the lifegiving sweet scent that issues from their pucker holes........touches of Heaven on earth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's something very sexy about a young man who refuses to allow the sun access to his milk white skin!

Just look at 23 year old ANTHONY GORDON who plays for Newcastle!

His skin is almost as white as his Calvins!

Fancy getting your nose in that VPL!????