Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Few people in the world today will be unfamiliar with the name JACK GREALISH , footballer extraordinaire who hits 30 this September!
However just look at this photo of him in his early days!

How many managers and coaches will have given his arse a friendly pat keeping their fingers just that little bit too long on that sacred crack before raising them to their nose!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old KHVICHA KVARATSKHELIA who plays for Paris Saint Germain and the Georgian national team!

If you're having trouble getting your tongue round his name why not pull his underpants down and try the easier option!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The young man in grey trackies is about to text this young Asian hottie for a "ride" in the park!

"When East meets West
Whose arse is best!???"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll take that tall bastard in the middle who looks as if he's about to piss in his beer!

The rest of you can come back when I've done the business!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's 2am and the lights go on in the Sixth Form dorm!

There's been a rumour that some boys have been using dildos and other toys both to help themselves and their classmates to ejaculate!

The headmaster and other senior members of staff are keen to get to the bottom of this!

After a routine inspection the boys are given a lecture and are then lined up with these words of wisdom from the Head:

"Dirty brown holes need eight inch poles!!!!! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You couldn't make it up if you tried!

25 year old gymnast RHYS MCLENAGHAN cums from BANGOR Northern Ireland!

Here is seen dancing as Spider-Man with his professional partner!

With a package like that the first thing he will do once he gets out of his Spidey costume will be to BANG'ER!

 

[Luvz2eatass]

I so much want to purchase a rim seat. Would probably invite the whole New Zealand rugby team after a sweaty game

The whole team? Man after my own heart!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

50 shades of Archie Gray!

Poetry in Motion!

The artistic study of an 18 year old footballer's shitter!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're just the full package sweetheart!

Suck the milk out of your tits, the cream from your low hanging bollocks , then rip the seat out of your trousers and tongue your chocolate dispenser for all it's worth!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those jeans look almost painted on!

Getting him out of those would be like peeling a very obstinate orange but well worth the effort just to get your nose between his cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what I love about this hotel!

Room service with a difference!

The waiter knows the drill!

He brings you your morning coffee and then assumes the position to be drilled!!!!!!I

I would normally order a hot chocolate but the hottest chocolate lies between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Go on! Just do it! You know you're dying to!!!!!!

He took a dump at 7 this morning and five hours later that skidder is almost dry and powdery- just ripe for the sniffing!

Then go online to SHITTERS R US and give him a five star review!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey gorgeous! Let's get you in the dry!

Then I can make you wet again!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When did you last see your father!?" 1878

"When did you last change your underpants!? 2025

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is the second time this week he's been drinking in the office and now we've got to get him home and let him sleep it off!?

-He needs a fucking rocket up his backside!

-Well once we get him into the back of your 4x4 that's precisely what he's going to get!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's always good to watch the candidates on CCTV in the waiting room before I bring them into the interview room!

This little baby gets the job even if he can't hold a pen!

Sexy little bastard with a nice tight pair of buns!

He'll be spending most of the working day on his back anyway!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He looks equally good in black pinstripes and those black socks just send me into a frenzy! Hope he's had them on for several days!

There's only one thing better than smelly skidded Calvin's and that's smelly black socks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A news report out today reveals that many illegal immigrants are arriving in Britain and being issued with expensive puffer jackets and other items of clothing all paid for by the British taxpayer!

I don't know what all the fuss is about!

They're usually tall, lean ,dark skinned beauties from Afghanistan and Romania that brighten up our towns by their very presence!

They don't speak a word of English but give them a wink, blow them a kiss and invite them to accompany you down a dark alley where you can welcome them to our homeland in style!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All the nice boys love a sailor
All the nice boys love a tar
For there's something about a sailor
Well you know what sailors are!
Bright and breezy
Free and easy
He's the captain's pride and joy
He fucks the arse off Nate and Blaine
Then he's off to sea again
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Remember how Geppetto managed to create a real boy Pinocchio from a piece of wood!

If only we could do the same with the AI images!

Those feet need a fucking good sniff and I bet his love tunnel is just as smelly!