Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Just think how many new hospitals could be built in Gaza and the Ukraine if this guy charged the gay male population of out planet fifty quid a time just for the pleasure of being his cushion all proceeds going to charity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just love your curly brown hair sweetheart!

I guess you have something similar sprouting from between the cheeks of your arse although probably slightly more moist and matted!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OMG I can't believe my first online client is actually my A level geography teacher telling me he wants to navigate my love canal!!!!!

He's a sexy fucker and I'd love to have him inside me but just imagine the look on his face when we meet...........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What else are you going to do except push that sexy bastard up against the wall, rip the seat out of his trousers and send your cock so far up his arse that your purple head will be rubbing against his tongue!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Do you really need a lesson in sniffing another dude's dirty Calvins!!!!!

You turn them inside out so that your nose gravitates towards his big brown skidder!

It should be an automatic process like a magnet being drawn to iron filings!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Great sense of colour co-ordination!

I bet you've even got maroon coloured skidmarks on the seat of your tighty whities!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've been staring at my arse all day in the metalwork room Sir and I know you're dying to fuck me !

It's Friday night so just get over here and give my buns the seeing to they so richly deserve!

Right chaps! He's on his way so wait until he's balls deep in my shitter and then take the photo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just don't forget how many strings I pulled with the town council to get you this.job so I expect you to be suitably grateful in the back of your white van at the end of each day muscle man!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We asked Japanese soccer coach TASUYO KASIE what made his team dedicated both to himself and the game!

"I provide them with an incentive by dropping my trousers for them just before they go on the pitch and at half time!

They all have the chance to draw strength and inspiration by sticking their noses up my arse and inhaling!

I have called this PUSSY POWER!

The player who wins the accolade PLAYER OF THE MATCH gets to take my skidded skuns home with him and hyperventilate on my life giving brown stripes!"

 

[BUMSTUFFUK]

Wow this thread is so horny and my vibe! Message me if you wanna talk about it.

Edited so as not to be in violatiion of the JUB COC >>> https://forums.justusboys.com/help/coc/

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is Japanese model JUNN!

Absolutely stunning I think you'll agree so while he's in the bath you've got the chance to rummage through his dirty laundry basket........

 

[BUMSTUFFUK]

This is Japanese model JUNN!

Absolutely stunning I think you'll agree so while he's in the bath you've got the chance to rummage through his dirty laundry basket........

Hot posts, dm me please

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Our new English teacher is a horny fucker but he's an arrogant bastard too and the only person I know who has had the temerity to rewrite Shakespeare!

He cast me in the role of Hamlet, pulled my trousers down , pushed me up against the vaulting horse in the gym and started spouting:

"To rim or not to rim that is the question!
Whether it is nobler in the behind to suffer the licks and caresses of an outrageous tongue
Or extend my arms against a sea of sputum.........."

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There have been many unsolved mysteries in the history of the world such as the Bermuda Triangle, the existence of the Abominable Snowman and the real identity of Jack the Ripper!

However none so unfathomable as whether it would be more desirable to rim Jack Grealish straight after he's had a six pound dump and it's very moist and the smell quite pungent or wait a few hours until things have dried out a little down there and his skidders have taken on a more powdery consistency!

The jury is still out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The dilemma that plagues you as you follow a tight pair of buns up a deserted path!

Do you take a risk, rugby tackle him and bury your face in his smelly ( hopefully!) arse as he hits the ground or do you just overtake him and give him a cheerful

"Hi there!"

as you pass by!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I suppose that the old adage

"FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED"

comes into its own here but quite frankly anybody who accesses this thread on a regular basis is unlikely to be fazed by two giant brown stripes on the seat of a guy's tighty whities!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How many times have you been told not to come into the lounge with your trainers on!?

-Sorry Uncle Pete but you haven't said anything about me shooting my load in between the cushions here and grinding my smelly unwashed arse into the fabric!

-Yes well Josh I have my own solution to the ongoing problem of your dirty smelly shitter!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what I love about being a taxi driver!

Punters that don't know the area, newly arrived from abroad!

This guy's just my time-tall, lean and tanned with long tapering feet and smelly black socks and an even smellier pucker!

I've just invested in a stopwatch that makes time stand still!

You point it at your victim who is rendered unconscious until you press the button!

I'm.looking forward to taking this one to his hotel via the woods where I can shag the arse off him without his even knowing!

He'll probably give me a tip too!

One good tip deserves another! Hey hey!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-One of the things we try to impress upon our residents here at this halfway house is the importance of sharing in life!

-Oh I think I've learned a lot about sharing since I came here especially as you in the management team have been sharing my arse on a daily basis!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Question number 69 of the Highway code!

"Should you exercise caution when approaching a humpback bridge!?"

Well from where I'm standing the only thing that needs exercising is a John Thomas!!!!