Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Most of us gay men believe in fairy stories so if you have to.kiss a lot of frogs before one of them turns into a handsome prince how many pumpkins do you have to eat before one of them turns into an edible pair of male buns!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you're a schoolkid the important thing is LUNCHABLES but when you work in the city the important thing is SNIFFABLES!

Not only do you need to be able to sniff out a good deal but you also need to be able to sniff out a really smelly boy arse!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-When he gets up to go into the interview room I'll race you to that seat to sniff where his arse has been!

-You're on!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey sweetheart please don't get stressed out about having erectile dysfunction!

After all it's yer fucking arse I want not yer cock!

Have you ever watched a pneumatic drill penetrate a piece of virgin tarmac!???????"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How many times have you seen a footballer on tv bend over in front of the camera and you've heard yourself saying:

PWHOAR!!!!!

Well the acronym.PWHOAR stands for:

Players
With
Heavenly
Orifices
Are
Rogerworthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Once you hit 18 we try out new types of training techniques in the Academy team!

You've already done squatting exercises but once you cum of age it's squatting with a difference!

You lower your arse onto the coach's face and make sure his nose engages with your pucker hole for it to be counted as one squat!

-So how does that benefit us as potential professional footballers Coach!?

I don't know son but it does me a fucking power of good!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Judging from what it says on your T shirt you are not inviting us to dunk our chocolate biscuit in your cappucino!?

If it's more of an invitation to sample the pleasures of your hot chocolate river then I suggest you ease down your shitty knickers, bend over and let us drop anchor in Nerdland!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What are you waiting for mate!?

He's offering it to you on a plate!

Just stick your nose in that fucking shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gareth Bale may bear a strong resemblance to a monkey but I'd give him the best rim job he's ever had and no mistake!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Same with these two!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We invited four well dressed men to interview at the end of which we asked them to strip off and throw their knickers in a pile on the floor!

They thought this an odd request but we were endeavouring to show them that what one sees on the outside is not always reflected on the inside!

Without exception their underpants were well skidded!

They may be well turned out at interview but whether they can meet the demands of the job remains to be seen!

The proof of the pudding is in the eating but in THEIR case:

The proof of the ARSE is in the eating!

 

[DaddyBubba66]

Taco Bell for lunch and only 2 squares of T.P. in the work site portajohn.

 

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Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

I love it so much , I can't jerk with out fingering my self & smelling

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for inviting me into your home from the street! I can't pay you but you're welcome to suck every drop of cum out of my low hanging bollocks!

-Thanks for the offer mate but I'm a total arse man so if you come and sit on.my face and grind your dirty arse into my laughing gear on a daily basis you can stay as long as you like!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I love the logo on your T shirt mate!"

NEVER WASTE MEAT!

You didn't need to tell me that! I've been eyeing up your arse ever since we got to this hotel and I'm looking forward to sampling your rump steak with just a hint of brown sauce!

Now let's get those cumbersome panties off you!

 

[lckmyass]

-Thanks for inviting me into your home from the street! I can't pay you but you're welcome to suck every drop of cum out of my low hanging bollocks!

-Thanks for the offer mate but I'm a total arse man so if you come and sit on.my face and grind your dirty arse into my laughing gear on a daily basis you can stay as long as you like!

MMMM , gorgeous thick delicious cock , fucking beautiful

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The new guy who's just joined the club is really hot and he's been giving me the eye so I'm showing him my tongue!

I didn't have time to shower before I came out this morning so hopefully the smell of funk and musk from my shitty pucker will draw him to my arse like a magnet to iron filings!

By the time we reach that wooded area I expect to be on my back with my cycling shorts round my ankles and his todger sliding in and out of my chocolate dispenser!

 

[lckmyass]

The new guy who's just joined the club is really hot and he's been giving me the eye so I'm showing him my tongue!

I didn't have time to shower before I came out this morning so hopefully the smell of funk and musk from my shitty pucker will draw him to my arse like a magnet to iron filings!

By the time we reach that wooded area I expect to be on my back with my cycling shorts round my ankles and his todger sliding in and out of my chocolate dispenser!

MMMM , I'd have your legs back and sniffing and tasting your delicious musky sweaty moist asshole first babe

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I can't believe we've just drugged the gardener's mid morning coffee!

-Well you did say you'd do anything just to sniff his hot arse and we put enough shit in that coffee to keep him asleep for hours!

Sniff his arse!? We've got time to send two loads of jizz each up his shitter before he wakes up!

-I wonder if he leaves skidmarks on the seat of his undies!

-Well there's only one way to find out!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a little boy my mum used to let me lick the bowl when she was making a chocolate cake!

"Lick the bowl" has now become "lick the hole" baby boy and you'd better have plenty of chocolate between those buns or I'm sending you straight back to the agency for a full refund!!!!