Dirty unwashed ass

[lckmyass]

Stick your nose in here , and ENJOY guys

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Fuck mate! Is there as much hair sprouting out of your arse cheeks as there is covering your face!?

-Well if you'd like to follow me to that clump of trees I'll let you take down my cycling shorts and you can find out for yourself!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I noticed when I was doing the laundry this morning that some of your Calvin's had big brown stripes on the seat of them so I thought I would exercise my duty as your stepfather and give your shitter a deep clean!

I'm gonna pump every drop of shit out of your sexy little boyhole with my high powered hose and this special solution!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We've all seen you in action on the diving board of the swimming pool Jack!

Just flip over baby and let's have a fucking good sniff of what we've been wanking over from our living room sofas.........!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Ok baby boy everybody's hit the showers so time for you to practise a few facesits on coach's face!

Remember that your arse cheeks must engage properly with my nose for each one to count!

Better slip those trackies bottoms off just to make sure......."

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "potting the black!"

Just sniff that dirty fucking shithole!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I go absolutely wild for these nerdy guys in glasses!

He may have a first rate erect cock but my first port of call would be to weigh anchor in his dirty shitter with nose, tongue, finger and cock! Phwoar!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has got to be the ultimate meal deal!

Udders bursting with milk!

Bollocks full of clotted cream!

Cock spurting fresh orange juice!

Smelliest cheese from.his feet!

AND

If you care to bend him over:

The finest quality confectionery from his chocolate dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you took me on as your personal manservant Lord Willoughby I did promise that no task would be too menial or miniscule for me and that did include scratching your arse when it gets itchy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I insist that all my male employees wear these kilts which means that whenever I feel horny in the office I just stick my head up there and get a good whiff of their dirty shitters without having to mess about with cumbersome trouser zips and buttons and removing their Calvins!

I have easy access to the pucker holes each time I want a quick fuck before an important meeting!

Any questions young man?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is the basic Maths class for adults and my first question is:

"If you add ONE banana to TWO plums what have you got!?"

Well from where I'm sitting I'd say "Satisfaction" mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This exercise is perfect if you are at the gym for the first time and being a bottom you are hoping to see which of your fellow gym users is a top!

Any self-respecting top will be up there like a rat up a drainpipe!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's really kind of you to let us sleep over here so often Mister Jones! Tommy obviously has the best stepdad in the world!

You even make us bring clean underwear and shower in the morning and wash our dirty socks and underpants ready to collect when we come round again!

-The pleasure's all mine boys.....and I really mean that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are the elite boys who have passed every requirement in preparation for this top secret mission into enemy territory and that's why we're having this little celebration tonight!

There's just one test left to perform and that is to make sure that you don't squeal under interrogation whatever dastardly methods the enemy employs!

We have chosen certain senior officers with donkey dicks to take you roughly from behind!

Anyone that squeals is out I'm afraid boys!

Right boys drop your trousers and pants and I'll just make sure that those shitters are clean enough to receive the officers' unsheathed todgers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're my best man George!

-and you're definitely my best top Kyle!
I think your wife will find it a bit crowded with three of us in this marriage!

-The bitch never needs to find out and even if she does.....Well she won't be the first....look at Charles and Di!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those tight black buns had funded Joe a really high standard of living!

All he had to do was walk down the street flashing those two little twins and he could get stretch limousines stopping and the chauffeur beckoning Joe inside to satisfy the lusts of his billionaire employer.........I

Joe's momma had always emphasised the importance of a good education but the only equationJoe needed to know was.......

Stretched arsehole=stretched limo!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've seen you do that before George but not with a banana!

Don't worry! Your secret's safe with me! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Who's the top!?

-He is!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I understand you're desperate to join our cycling club!?

Well I'm the president of the club and as such I get to say who gets in!

Normally we would ask prospective members to undergo a road test and I'm going to ask you to do the same but being the horny looking bastard that you are I'm gonna road test your arse......and I won't be wearing a helmet!

Now if you still want to join go into my office and assume the position for the ride of your life!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I think it still needs a bit more lubrication!

-i was thinking exactly the same mate and and I'm not talking about WD40!

I've got just the thing for your little stinker pinker!