Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

-Good morning! As you know Ofsted are conducting an inspection of the school and and as one of the inspectors I am asking students about their experience at the school!

Are you excited by what the future holds for you young man!?

-Well my name's Louis and I turned 18 yesterday! So what really excites me most is that now I'm legal our hunky new black rugby coach
with the donkey dick will be able to ride the arse off me after every match and there's not a bloody thing anybody can do about it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Josh ,Adam and Jake were all hungry young salesmen in their early twenties but the sales management was brutal!

Anybody not meeting their sales targets got publicly buggered by the CEO in front of the rest of the sales team!

The boys are phoning each other in trepidation because the date of the next targets' meeting has been set and they are wondering which unlucky lad is going to have the seat ripped out of his trousers, laid across the desk and have his pink pucker hole flooded with the CEO's hot creamy jizz for all to witness!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"We're in trouble Ben and we need your help!

We're about to lose out on a big contract to our main competitor because the
tender they have submitted appears more acceptable than our own!

However the president of the company, an Arab sheikh, noticed YOU when he was in negotiation with our CEO and has expressed a desire to get to know you better and more intimately so to speak!

The big question is:

"Are you willing to take it up the arse to save this company from going bankrupt!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"My watchword is efficiency and it's quite clear to me that you are far more effective as a cleaner without those cumbersome jeans holding you back!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Now you've hit 18 Malachi we need to see you out of school uniform more often!

You still look a bit gormless but I wouldn't say no to giving your little pucker hole the once over and making a man of you!"

"Thank you Sir! That's very good of you Sir! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

New kid on the footballing block is Tom Watson who plays for Sunderland and only hit 19 last month!

He may have worked his way through all the female pussy in his school sixth form but I bet he's never had a man take his anal cherry!

No shortage of takers for that one! Just look at that little blonde bitch!

New kid on the block becomes new kid on.my cock!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So why do they call this the RECYCLING RESTAURANT?

-Well Sir if you want brown sauce then you just lick it out of my arse which is why I'm not wearing any underpants-easy access for the customer!

You will see that my colleague is not wearing any underwear either and that's because the two guys at his table have asked for mayonnaise with their meal!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When your arse is that dirty you haven't got much choice but bend over and let the high power hose at the car wash do the work!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm afraid I cannot pay you for this treatment on my injured leg because I am a refugee from Afghanistan newly arrived without money and living in a hostel with other of my countrymen!I

-No problem mate! I'll take you up the arse before you go and you can leave me your dirty socks and pants in part payment!

You might like to give me a five star review on Twitter and tell all your mates about me if they're as good looking as you!

-Thank you very much Sir!

-The pleasure's all mine my friend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-We're responding to a call from British rail security who noticed some irregularity in one of their warehouses.....and here you are you thieving little bastard!

-What you gonna do officer!?

-Have you never heard that little BR jingle!?

"See it, say it, sorted!"

-Well we've seen it, we've said it and once we've fucked the shit out of you it'll be sorted!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The hunky guy on the left with no clothes on plays the part of Steve in a video called "breath control bullies" in which a skinny nerdy guy who fails to meet his sales targets has his mouth taped up and is forced to stick.his nose up Steve's bare arse and inhale!

This video appears to have been removed but I would be interested if anyone has a copy of this or knows how to access it! Thanks in advance!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-There's just something so fucking sexy about talking dirty to these bastards knowing that they neither speak our language not understand anything that's being said to them!

God he's a beauty isn't he- straight from the Romanian countryside!

-What are we going to do with him Sir!?

-We'll put him to work in the machine room!I

-Ok Sir! I'll take him to the shower block!

-Not yet- just take him to my office and I'll be there in a few minutes!

.....but he's been in the back of a lorry for three days with no washing facilities!

Exactly! His arsehole should be ripe for sniffing and rimming......I'll leave the other till later!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That arse in white is just begging to be fucked!I

I think I might even just ease those babies down, sniff, rim and ride him in
view of all those people on a crowded beach!

I would risk arrest and even if I get sent to prison......Well isn't that just an inexhaustible supply of tight male pucker!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever heard the famous saying:

"Two's company three's a crowd! "

You can just leave Mr.Adidas to me!

I don't need any help in lifting his legs running my nose along the seat of his sweatpants before removing them completely and sniffing my way into that sweet little chocolate dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone can find just cause why Paulo Dybala's buns and my nose should not be joined in unholy matrimony let them speak now or let me get my fucking snout in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've never been fucked in a Primark changing room before!

-Well there's a first time for everything! Fuck! your feet stink!!!

-You wait till you sniff my arse then! It's fucking rank mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're always saying you want to live life on the edge Jack!

-How about you turn round, bend over and let me stick my nose up your shitter and by the time the morning joggers get to us I'll be pounding the shit out of your love tunnel for all to see!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Special delivery from Amazon Prime!

-What are you delivering mate!? That big fucking Indian cock of yours?

-Can you just sign here please?

-No can do mate! Got me hands full but if you come inside with us for a few minutes I'll be happy to give you a signature and autograph your dirty knickers:

KYLE WOZ 'ERE! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For anyone that has never seen the beautiful Argentinian footballer PAULO DYBALA this is what he looks like from the front although I must admit that I prefer the rear view which I posted yesterday!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Get off me you bastards!

-Now then Sir! Don't be like that! We received a tip off that you were bringing illegal drugs back into the country and we are investigating this! We are simply doing our job!

-You found anything yet Mick!?

-No but there's some fucking nice chocolate up here!

-Galaxy or Cadburys!?

-I'll let you decide for yourself in a minute!