Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

"I think you're pretty safe to get your nose up his crack!

He's totally out of it!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Usher him into the interview room, excuse yourself for two minutes ,shut the door behind him and return to that sofa!

Drop to your knees and run your nose over the place where he's been grinding his dirty shitty arse into the fabric for the last half hour!

You'll offer him the job even if he's totally "unsuited" for it and "unsuit" him is exactly what you've got in mind!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you know that the guy who has just asked you for a light is now following you and you just know that he's gonna have his face in your arse unless you start running right now!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sniff my arse!

-Too fucking right mate! I don't need asking twice!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I so want to sniff this sexy guy's dirty shitter but I just wish he weren't carrying a gun!

I'd happily service his other shooter though!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kenan Yildiz is the original "Turkish Delight!"

So need to sniff your hole sweetheart especially after ninety minutes on the pitch!

Who cares about the forty thousand spectators watching us!???

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going to raffle your dirty smelly post workout Calvins for charity I can top any bid offered!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LANGUAGE LESSON:

Absolution: to absolve somebody of their sins!

Ablution: to perform a personal cleaning operation!

Asablution: to absolve someone of their sins while cleaning their arse with your tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SHITTER v SHOOTER!

Oliver Cromwell v Charles I

Henry VII v Richard III

Marmite v peanut butter!

Shitter v Shooter!

No contest for me! I'll go for a man's arse over his cock every time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-There's nothing like a hot chocolate first thing in the morning!

'I couldn't agree more and nothing can compare with the hot chocolate between the cheeks of a man's arse!

Bend over baby boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a race to see who can get to that seat first and sniff where his arse has been grinding as soon as he gets up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Nice little cock sweetheart but it's yer buns I wanna lick!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You're a footballing legend in your own lifetime Ronaldo!

Nobody's going to challenge you if you want to stick a finger up that shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You and your mate cum to fix the cistern in the men's toilets and it's that moment of surprise tinged with ecstasy when your mate completely out of the blue ( no pun intended Everton's colours!)

NOSE FUCKS YOUR DIRTY SMELLY ARSE!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I'm licking the shit out of a man's arse I'm completely indifferent to the size of his cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you want to marry my daughter do you!?

Well in my culture when you marry the girl you marry the family!

What's her is ours so why not bend over and let me sample what she's gonna be enjoying on your wedding night!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oooh Jack is it really itchy!?

Well if you don't wash your arsehole properly after a six pound dump what do you expect!?

Just as well Daddy's tongue is ready willing and able!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You so want to fuck the guy in grey but you know that if his big mate doesn't get you then the dogs will!

Is it worth the risk!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Always happy to see the face of Klein Kerr in the middle but I'd rather see his arse!

BTW he's the guy having his arse eaten out by Enzo Rimenez in my avatar pic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nothing like the post coital cigarette!

Hope it was the guy in the red tie who was bottoming!

What a sexy cunt!